MRD
Hey, don't mind me, I'm a total random, from NZ actually. I just found that
"Condemned to Eternal Hellfire" article you did at schmeng.com randomly off
google and I was like "!!!!!". Tried to register quick so i could comment
on it, but couldn't be bothered waiting. Point is, someone has to tell you,
its the kind of thing one ought to know:
You are in SO MUCH DANGER.
Hell is REAL. How do I know this? I've BEEN THERE. It SUCKS. Like, HARD.
Its the kind of thing that makes me go wide eyed thinking about, and start
telling my mates that they're screwed without Jesus despite their giving me
shit. Its really, really, scary. Like no pain you can possibly imagine, and
like a horror movie no director could create.
You see, the universe is an ecosystem that rejects what is unhealthy to it.
Like humans defecating. Like antibodies. And what is unhealthier to the
planet than humans? What is the most dangerous animal on the planet? What
is the core reason our planet is currently falling apart? Humans! We're
living in 'sin'.
Theres this story in the Bible of Lazarus and the rich prat, you might have
heard it. The rich prat was mean to Lazarus, a beggar - Lazarus ate the
crumbs that fell from his table and the rich prat knocked him around. Then
one week they died, the two of them. While Lazarus was in heaven cos he
knew God (through Jesus) while he was alive, the rich prat didn't, and he
was burning up. So the rich prat was like "Lord!! Please, let me go back to
my mates and tell them about this horrible, horrible place!!!" and God was
like "let me think... mmm, nah, they've got my prophets - if they ignore
them thats their problem". So the rich prat was pretty guttered, and his
mates and family joined him later.
BUT I'M STILL ALIVE!!! I'm not going back either!!! I'm going to the New
Jerusalem to hang out with Jesus!! But not yet I'm not, I've still got some
time to do what that poor old rich prat could never do - spread the gospel.
I got another chance!! I'm back!! Praise God.
So if you've read down to here, and still taken me seriously, you might
want to know that going to church doesn't do shit if you're not saved. You
gotta be born again. You know why god is so hidden? He's spirit (John
4:24). And mankind is spiritually dead because of sin - so the one way that
we might contact God is gone, because your spirit isn't working! You can't
smell if you have no nose, so too you can't sense God without your
God-organ, your spirit. You need to ask Jesus to fix that up.
This is the only thing that ever did or ever will matter in your life.
Hell is real, I can almost still smell the sulphur. Just take my word for
it, theres nothing to lose by praying this little thing here - nothing to
lose, everything to gain.
"Whoa God - don't wanna burn Lord - thats some scary stuff. But hey, you
died on my behalf, you love me that much? Well I can't turn down that offer
Lord, I need your eternal life, Lord. Please, Jesus I need you, you're
totally my only hope down here. Please come into me Jesus, heal my spirit
Lord so I can know You proper! Oh thank you SO MUCH Lord, I'm so
grateful!!"
Its quite a relief I gotta tell you. You won't regret it at all.
So email me back whether or not you just prayed that. Tell me to "fuck off
you Jesus freak" if you want, I get that a lot, but I pray that I'll see
you in heaven - if I see you there I'll buy you a beer, or do the heaven
equivalent
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think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
Sardonic-Pain
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posted on 26/4/2005 at 11:41 AM
Wow thats scary....I'm sorry.... He really thinks he's been to hell? WOW!
The only think I could do was laugh the entire time.....JHC some
people....So MRD what did you say to him in response?!
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Sardonic-Pain
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posted on 26/4/2005 at 12:00 PM
lol that can be a good thing right?
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 26/4/2005 at 12:49 PM
I had no idea what to say back. Callei came up with something good for
me.
"Thank you for taking the time to visit Shmeng. We know this site isn’t for
everyone, so we thank you for not cluttering up our members list with your
information. We are of course sorry to hear that you aren’t secure enough
in your views to post them publicly, but we do understand. Not everyone has
that much faith in themselves or their beliefs. Our best wishes to you in
your life's journey.
The Shmeng"
____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
Starlight
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posted on 26/4/2005 at 02:05 PM
Sounds like a good response...if you're going to dignify the email with a
response that is.
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tried before." ~Mae West
MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 26/4/2005 at 05:21 PM
I used that response and got this in return:
?
Uh, I can't decide whether to sign up and post that email on your site to
prove a point or stay well away cos im insulted. Im pretty firm in my
'beliefs' - I KNOW hell is real, I've been there, I said. You're calling me
a liar - all I want to do is get the message across. I'm Chicken Little and
the sky is fucking falling.
I was trying to do you a favour, thats all. But I've done my bit - you
can't whinge on Judgement Day and say nobody warned you.
Why don't you take my email and post it on your site. Which by the way has
still not sent me the register details. I tried to register, I did.
Anyways, God bless you Amanda,
Brad
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think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
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see? THIS is why I saved up and bought a chain saw.
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dead-cell
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posted on 27/4/2005 at 08:29 PM
How is he sure he's still not in Hell?
____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
I'm totally gonna whinge on judgement day. I hope it is something nifty
and loud that mangles saints and crazy xian youths, instead of just a
spelling error. I'm gonna go invent it, and whinge the fuck out of people
all day long.
I'm sure his outpouring of concern and like doods and for reals is well
meant, but what I wanna know is all that really matters; does that schtick
get him laid. I bet it works great on youth group girls. Even better he
can get a guitar and some tattoos and rock out for jesus on Flicker
Records....he'll get so much holy poon he'll be seeing plaid skirts and
knee socks for years. He can tour with creed, totally dood!
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KittyGoesMrow
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posted on 28/4/2005 at 03:44 PM
Oh geez. That is compltely INSANE. I feel really bad for that kid. Maybe he
should sign up so we can talk some sense into him. Or maybe just have his
parents put him in a sanitarium. =\ I mean if he is really gonig around and
e-mailing everyone with that then he must either a) really belive it or b)
he is just doing it for shits and giggles.
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posted on 28/4/2005 at 10:20 PM
...Or we could kill him.
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no no no. The education box. It's under the trap door in my closet.
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Sardonic-Pain
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posted on 29/4/2005 at 10:48 AM
gezzuz...Thats sad so very very sad. I think I'm with Dolo but another one
of him would just pop up...They never seem to go away....Maybe he will be a
new cult leader or something and start a new sect of xianity of believers
who go down to hell and visit with Satan or something or he throws his
believers into an oven for a taste of hell and yea I dunno lol!
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 29/4/2005 at 11:13 PM
See, idiots like this are the reason I started my own personal
sterilization program. It's quick, easy, and cheap. It's essentially me.
With a shotgun. Enough said.
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posted on 29/4/2005 at 11:47 PM
You know... we've needed a Bill Gates for some time now. I'm kinda sorry he
didn't show up. It's always fun to tear into the psychotically
deluded...
I ahve a question... why is it bad that he has a passionate set of beliefs?
he knows what he feels, and sticks by his guns... mayhaps, his intentions
were simply pure...
Feral
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His beliefs aren't bad and his passion isn't bad, and sticking to his guns
isn't bad, it's how he comes off, which is slightly nutty or zealous. I
have strong beliefs, I stick to my guns, but I'm not in the habit of
randomly emailing people to tell them I've "seen the light" or some other
analogy (can't think of any that really fit). If he genuinely wants to
"save her soul" and has concern for her well being, that is all well and
good, but obviously he's got the 'crackpot' response more than once, and
either enjoys coming off like a crackpot or assumes all who think he's a
crackpot or a little overzealous are ignorant. It's like if I randomly
started emailing people online about saving their souls through veganism,
instead of arguing it in a discussion forum. Then *I* would be a spaz.
Fair nuff.
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Schizo
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posted on 1/5/2005 at 05:33 AM
More than slightly nutty. You know, if he had left out that part about
having actually been to hell, it wouldn't have been so bad. Irritating,
yes, with that obviously desperate attempt to make the gospel sound hip and
up-to-date, with the "screwed without Jesus", and the "rich prat".
Unfortunately, many sects of Christianity teach their impressionable young
followers that it is acceptable to go up to random people that they know
nothing about, and tell them that you know more about their lives and what
they should do then the person, or the person's friends. And they don't
teach them that it's necessary to produce proof to have intelligent people
take them seriously. So they end up sounding like pushy, arrogant nutcases
without knowing it, and get their feelings hurt when people treat them that
way. It's sad.
____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"