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Author: Subject: They say it only takes 8 pounds of force.

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  posted on 14/1/2005 at 08:56 PM
I wasnt sure if this was considered a goth joke or not.... but I was sure as hell laughing.

Woman Tore off Ex-Lover's Testicle, Court Told

By Will Batchelor, PA

A jilted woman today admitted ripping off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: “That’s yours.”

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.

As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.

Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.

Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones’ shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: “I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

“Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.”

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: “I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, ’That’s yours’, and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand.”

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution’s version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence.

Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.

 

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  posted on 15/1/2005 at 08:06 AM
Ow. Theres plenty of stories like that though, so it may not be a joke, like the guy getting out of the bath only to slip and fall legs astride what had become a porcelain torture instrument and burst his testicles. Or the guy whose name i think was Cox who cut off his penis and threw it into the fire so that he would have less distractions from worshipping his god.
Where did you come by the information that it only takes 8lb of force? How does one actually study that. I cannot imagine there would be many willing participants for such a study. Imagine the scene:
Doctor: OK, six pounds of force didnt do it, we are going to try six point one.
Assistant: Alright, six point one, testicle remover power going on in three, two, one...
Willing participant: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Doctor: Shit, six point one didn't work, lets try six point one one....

 

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  posted on 15/1/2005 at 12:45 PM
LOL!!!! I did wonder that myself.

 

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  posted on 16/1/2005 at 05:05 PM
This sort of fact does scare me. I have been told by my housemate that someone did actually do proper research into car accidents. Inspired by the strange statistics you get like 'being hit by a car doing 40 is equivalent to being hit by a charging rhino' it has been discovered that a box of tissues from the rear shelf of a car hitting you on the back of the head in a 40mph head on collision is the equivalent to having a doormouse hit you or something.
I am told that actual research was done.....
Worrying.

 

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  posted on 17/1/2005 at 10:31 PM
-sneeks up behind and tugs- NOPE! NOT 7.5! -runs-

 

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  posted on 17/1/2005 at 10:57 PM
I'd give my left nut to see how they do research like that.

 

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  posted on 17/1/2005 at 11:00 PM
Seriously I'm sure they study the strength of the.. err.. testicles and see the type of stuff that hold them together n such and then make models of stuff with the same strength and test.

 

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  posted on 18/1/2005 at 11:47 AM
Or, clever suggestion from my bandmate lastnight: Perhaps they use dead people?

 

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  posted on 18/1/2005 at 08:25 PM
After the body is dead the skin doesn't have the same elasticity i don't think.

 

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  posted on 18/1/2005 at 10:12 PM
No, I imagine that the tissue breakdown could well be rather rapid, but on a freshly deceased body I doubt that the epidermal decay could have advanced to the stage whereby a study on it could be sufficiently compromised given the wide range of human physiology across the species.
Oooh, look at all those pretty words. I don't imagine that I ever expected to use the term 'epidermal decay' within any sort of appropriate context.

 

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  posted on 19/1/2005 at 07:43 AM
after rigor leaves, the skin returns to a state similar to that lof life for roughly 12 hours

 

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  posted on 19/1/2005 at 07:44 AM
pigs are also used, as they are very similar in construction to humans

 

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  posted on 19/1/2005 at 10:51 AM
Spent much time pulling testicles from pigs feral?
It still seems pretty nasty to be doing these tests on pigs. Im not a vegetarian and I don't agree with much of vegetarian logic, however I am still against excessive cruelty and this seems to fall in there with paté foie gras.

 

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  posted on 19/1/2005 at 01:43 PM
While an attrocity s always an attrocity... Hypocrites, in spite of his cruelty, is owed a great deal for our understanding of the human body...

 

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  posted on 19/1/2005 at 08:10 PM
How aobut we odn't rip Miss Piggy's testicles off... tohugh... she's a girl =\... I think.

 

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