feralucce
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/10/2004 at 02:40 PM |
you post a personal ad... not a real one, but it must be in the format of
true personals... it has to be horrible, horrific or terrifying ins SOME
way...
i.e. Mongoloid underwear model with an extra limb (you guess where) in
search of dolphin lover with own snorkel. ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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pale-face
Fanatic   Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/10/2004 at 02:59 PM |
shouldn't this be in the games group?
group of students looking for used toilet paper for new 'fatkins-diet'
experiment.
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fucking classy.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/10/2004 at 07:52 PM |
| no... because the people that place these ads tend to be
"Pseudo-Intellectual Fuckwits" ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/10/2004 at 08:23 PM |
| S/W/F just released from prison after serving time for killing two-timing
good for nothing boyfriend. Seeking a non-smoking loyal man for
relationship. I enjoy cooking, bowling and target shooting. Only serious
inquiries please. Mailbox #IWILKILUB4LNG. ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/10/2004 at 08:57 PM |
| petafile looking for young reflexafile. all young bulimic girls interested,
you can get in touch with me at your convince by calling 894-542-puke. ____________________
fucking classy.
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callei
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/10/2004 at 05:46 AM |
| SSM seeks SGM for sugardaddy. Must like sunsets, barbedwire, and rawfoods.
Turn offs: big families, cell phones. Turn ons: Lotion, hammers, fishtanks.
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Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away.
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/10/2004 at 10:08 AM |
| *laughs* good call callei, that one was impressive. ____________________
fucking classy.
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Domkitten
Fanatic  Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/10/2004 at 03:16 PM |
| SWF seeks Amish girl for long term relationship. Must enjoy talking, long
walks, and buggy rides. Horse whip optional. ____________________
It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/10/2004 at 12:00 PM |
| "Wanted: Ass bandit to hold up this caboose. Dick smoker a plus." ~Margaret
Cho ____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/10/2004 at 08:29 PM |
| You: at the Cafeteria desert bar, slipping caramels into your brazier. Me:
at the buffet table, nonchalantly tossing croutons in the air and catching
them in my mouth, just to get your attention - followed by grapes, swedish
meatballs, and a leg of lamb. When I came to, you were gone. Call me, I
think there was something special there... ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/10/2004 at 08:36 PM |
| swmstosog: Single White Male Siamese Twins, One Straight - One Gay
Desperately Seeking swfstosowtugr: Single White Female Siamese Twins One
Straight One Willing To Undergo Gender Reassignment - Straight one must be
on my right, her left - or willing to stand on her head. Must be baptist ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/10/2004 at 11:48 AM |
SWM halfling with THACO of 8, dexterity of 19, and high charisma awaits a
single elven princess for long walks on the beach, hitting each other with
foam swords, and pickpocket practice. Will you be mine?
Single latin male seeks partner for overthrowing capitalist dictator.
Hobbies include wearing army fatigues, smoking cigars, and planning the
revolution. First date: Dinner at a nice restaurant, then a romantic movie.
Afterward, throwing molotov cocktails at the dictator's hacienda. ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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dead-cell
Fanatic  Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/10/2004 at 01:13 PM |
40yr. old SWM virgin seeks 60yr. old-ish dominatrix for foreplay that
includes both of us in poka-dot dresses and gray wigs (if not already gray
then just me). Must be liked being called mother during sex, and an
interest in taxidermy considered a plus. Currently residing in a large old
house on top of a hill w/ over view of motel and desert below.
[Edited on 10/25/2004 by dead-cell]
[Edited on 10/25/2004 by dead-cell] ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/10/2004 at 03:25 PM |
| there are really getting quite insane. ____________________
fucking classy.
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Moinlen_Drigenu
Member   Posts: 71 Registered: 18/6/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/10/2004 at 09:37 PM |
^spam
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24 yr old man, looking for a girl who likes to be beaten up.
Recently escaped from prison, is on the run for life, this
person has to able to run as well as scream. Needs to be
able to think abstractly. Must be 22 a women, not had a
sex change, good size breast, nice body. And she must like
sunsets and rain.
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"It is said that we loose ourselves in rage, I think I find what is
missing, when it happens."
"These scars are just for show, it's the ones inside that you have to worry
about."
"When I get into a fight, all I think is..."KILL HIM"..."
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RedQueen
Member  Posts: 98 Registered: 18/10/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/10/2004 at 08:17 AM |
Tall, dark, and shady SWM seeks single mom in the suburbs. Must be a heavy
sleeper who can overlook slight criminal record and hasn't heard of Megan's
Law. Drunken codependents a plus.
[Edited on 10/26/2004 by RedQueen] ____________________
Today's liberals are tomorrow's conservatives. When my generation is the
conservatives, we'll be fine letting gays get married and creationism vs.
evolution in schools will be a laughable issue.
But by god we'll be sticking it to the damn cyborgs!
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magusshade
Coward   Posts: 9 Registered: 21/10/2004 Status: Offline
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 posted on 26/10/2004 at 08:21 AM |
| Swm Seeks attractive red head who's a little kinky, older woman who is
willing to leave her rich husband and support me with the money she takes
from him in the divorce ____________________
It's all fun and games till somebidy gets hurt. Than its hillarious
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/10/2004 at 11:31 AM |
| *topic rule addendum... commentary i.e. spam is welcome ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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RedQueen
Member Posts: 98 Registered: 18/10/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/10/2004 at 11:56 AM |
Mmmmm.... spam....
"Spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam and spam."
"I don't like spam!"
Kinky Dominate Married F seeks submissive M/F of whatever relationship
status to attend BDSM food fetish con and possibly build long-term
obsession with. Must like spam, creamed corn, and chocolate pudding-
you'll be eating/wearing/wrestling in it. No foot fetish replies. please.
Serious bitches only. ____________________
Today's liberals are tomorrow's conservatives. When my generation is the
conservatives, we'll be fine letting gays get married and creationism
vs.
evolution in schools will be a laughable issue.
But by god we'll be sticking it to the damn cyborgs!
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/10/2004 at 11:59 AM |
| Big-boned love machine (52) seeks busty young blonde to share and trade
venereal diseases. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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