feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/10/2004 at 02:40 PM |
you post a personal ad... not a real one, but it must be in the format of
true personals... it has to be horrible, horrific or terrifying ins SOME
way...
i.e. Mongoloid underwear model with an extra limb (you guess where) in
search of dolphin lover with own snorkel. ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Maranda
Coward Posts: 10 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/2/2005 at 09:50 PM |
Exiled revolutionary wizard of noble blood from Planet Moomba (North side
of the Pleiades cluster) seeks queen/soulmate to give me her soul, lick my
wounds, help me rebuild my superhuman strength, and fight beside me when I
return to my home world to reclaim what is rightfully mine. No weirdos or
crazies. ____________________ "For every false dream that dies, a true one is remembered." - Patricia
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/2/2005 at 06:23 PM |
these are not mine. i told one of my friends about this thread and they
sent me pictures of personals they have seen or cut out:
(first one)
single male seeks double jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows
her own pot. Access to free concert tickets and has an open minded twin
sister.
(second ad)
Sit on my face and shit. me : 70+ quadriplegic, geriatric with diaper
sniffing fetish. you: carnie midget with blueballs. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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KittyGoesMrow
Fanatic Posts: 218 Registered: 30/4/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/1/2005 at 09:05 PM |
82 year old transexual female seeking dead relative for friendship... maybe
more. ____________________ Anata ga sabishii toki, bokumo sabishii n da yo |
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/1/2005 at 07:50 PM |
Why is it that when i get logged out for some reason it just tells me im
not logged in and i lose all the post that i had written, but when other
people do they come up as anonymous? it just doesnt seem fair. the amount
of man-hours of typing i must have lost... the mind boggles. ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world. |
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/1/2005 at 07:40 PM |
just be sure next time okay? ____________________ fucking classy. |
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Cobweb
Coward Posts: 6 Registered: 24/12/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/1/2005 at 12:58 PM |
It was me. I didn't login, because I thought it was supposed to do that
automatically, since I checked the box, but it didn't. It wasn't until
after I made the post that I realized it.
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/1/2005 at 10:29 AM |
Dr. Feral Seuss... ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/1/2005 at 06:31 AM |
I feel that way no matter which forum, which site... if you are going to
post, you should have a name... it is just right ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/1/2005 at 01:01 AM |
Well as long as you think they should all have names. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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gothicmorman
Fanatic Posts: 233 Registered: 11/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/1/2005 at 12:39 AM |
20yo enj lng wks on bch & gntl cndl lt. app in prs w/ res mst b ^13
& @ lst 32C |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/12/2004 at 10:14 PM |
so... I am not allowed to aska question out of curiosity??
and
1) it matters because Iwanted to know who I was talking to
2) and ALL OF THEM should have names... i am not singling this one
out...
[Edited on 1/2/2005 by feralucce] ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/12/2004 at 09:14 AM |
Does it matter if that one has a name? I mean, there are so many anonymous
posts flying around shmeng all of the time, why does this particular one
matter? There are better things to spend your time worrying about. MRD's
tip of the day. Not harshing. Just stating. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I
don't
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think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/12/2004 at 06:18 AM |
do you have a name? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Anonymous
Posts: 116 Registered: 14/4/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/12/2004 at 08:01 PM |
20 something SWM seeks attractive, loving, nurturing, maternally inclined
female. Must like concerts, long walks, and changing dirty diapers.
Piss/scat fetish a plus!
Girls over 14 need not apply.
Sadly, this is based upon a guy I actually know. Iiiieech!
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BlueLinn
Fanatic Posts: 246 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2004 at 01:23 PM |
Swf seeking sweet innocent and unsuspecting m or f. must like piercing,
long walks in the woods enjoy the comedy of life, and also must enjoy the
fact that a flaky artist can have a perfectly legitimate cause for taking a
walk alone at night with a bag of lime, a shovel and dragging a parcel that
is larger than her. ____________________ When the world is over, will we wonder how it began? |
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/10/2004 at 10:22 AM |
Single white prostitute in search of rich white male with wife and small
child. You must be willing to take me on as baby sitter and house keeper
and keep me long after your wife figures out that we are having an affair.
If things work out, possible psychotic stalking opportunities and
kidnapping. ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me |
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Lotus
Coward Posts: 1 Registered: 30/10/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/10/2004 at 11:58 AM |
40-something male seeking a woman just like mother
Must not have issues with: Sneaking in and out of my love-pad after my
"roommate" falls asleep, cold dusty cellars, and should this relationship
lead to something beautiful- my mother moving in with us ____________________ Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. |
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Squire-of-Gothos
Fanatic Posts: 206 Registered: 1/1/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/10/2004 at 05:49 AM |
If only that last one was real.....A BOY CAN DREAM!
Spam was welcomed, and so it commeth.
Oh, and I'm so jazzed to be back in my formative stomping grounds. ____________________ “The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner |
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dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/10/2004 at 10:56 PM |
Obscure ageing 50's actress w/ acute ichthyphilia seeks rubber fetish Male
"furry" (more to point "scaly") willing to penetrate the orgasmic aquatic.
Ability to hold breath for long periods of time and adept in scuba a must! ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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