callei
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 06:23 AM |
a submission recently cam ein from "lonelydick". we have had one like this
in a while so i thought i would share....
I love to chat and fuck
My name is Mark and I live in Brooklyn I am 24 years of age and I love to
have sex not like that becasue I know about stds and shit I dont sleep
aroung with every lady thats come along onley those who I feel good about.
I have a 12 inch cock a love to fuck women with really really phat asses
and big tits becasue I love to show them that even though I am skinny I can
handle my shit very well. so ladies holla at me if you are a freak and want
to get fuck real good threesomes two ladies and me always not other man I
am not gay I am pushy for pussy holla
and no, this is not a joke.
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Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 06:41 AM |
here is another gem. this one is more readable but not by that much. and i
havent seen them on the site since they sent this in. I will withhold the
name, just incase they deside to step up and take the blame for
themselves.
popsicles,asian convenient stores, and 2 quarters
Ya so This was about 5 days ago, when my bud Chris is like "yo tom, lets go
buy popsicles". I have no real reason to be eating popsicles, but hey, what
the hell. So we're going to our little asian convenience store with those
oh so lovable asian ladies who can't even speak like 3 words of english,
and we walk and and she gives us such cut eye I was like you know what,
fuck you buddy. "Indubidubly" said chris, as to who he was sayign this too,
I don't have any idea, He was on his cell. So being a bit different from
the regular people in my neighbourhood (which are mostly dumbass Whiggers)
she decides to treat us differently. So i grab myself that popsicle we were
questing for, and then go to the counter. Guess what she does. She asks us
to empty our pockets. Not wanting to fight, and being to tired to argue
cause I was having a slight case of insomnia, I did as she asked. So we got
out of their fine but chris was all bitching at that whore. Anywayz, "ouch"
I exclaimed. Seems Some dude threw a quarter at me and chris. He said he
wanted to start shit with me. So I just said " you aint worth a quarter,
being a lemon" and we walked away. This had no real significance but I felt
as though I made him confused, bad thing about that is that Chris was also
confused. So that was our 20 minute walk to the asian convenience store and
how popsicles, whiggers, and quarters don't mix. ____________________
Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away.
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Abbadon
Fanatic   Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 07:16 AM |
I assumed everybody in the world had seen this, but for those of you who
haven't... you haven't lived!!! You want to see a spaz... look no
further:
http://www.jedimaster.net/
Enjoy Star Wars Kid!!!
BB.
Abbadon ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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Abbadon
Fanatic Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 07:28 AM |
Sorry. Bad link. Try this:
http://www.starwarskid.com/
BB. ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic  Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 08:22 AM |
*blink blink...blink*
...
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How do these people find this site? And for some odd reason or another, a
particular comic came to mind as I read that first one.
http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000105.html ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 09:08 AM |
Yep... all I ever needed to know about people, I learned from flem...
A while back, I was just thinking... We should abolish the speed limit,
legalize lethal drugs, and remove the warning signs from everything. The
smart people will stay in their houses for a week. By the time the week is
over, everybody with less than half a brain will have been electrocuted,
OD'd, or collided with another numbskull. End of problem.
What do you guys think? ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 09:42 AM |
| give me a week long liscence to kill in that time and I am happy too... ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 10:59 AM |
| Two powerful articles by two charmingly eloquent individuals who are
passionate about the literary magic they use to enchant our hearts! Two
thumbs up (their asses I assume). ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 11:07 AM |
| My eyes hurt now. ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic  Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 12:01 PM |
| yeah, I figured you'd get something like that from lonelydick. I noticed
his name, because well, it's a really stupid name. Then I looked at his
profile and found out why his dick was so lonely. Poor guy. Not that I'd
ever give him a pity fuck. My pity just doesn't stretch that far. ____________________
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 12:10 PM |
*holds up a bottle of lube... I'll give him a pity fuck... I am on top
though...
Feral ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 08:15 PM |
Holy shit...
No seriously...how have these people survived?
Sounds like someone needs to bust-out the chainsaw of natural selection
(woot Queen of wands!) ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 08:44 PM |
| They survived because of child-proof caps on perscriptions and non-toxic
crayons. Natural selection isn't really working too well anymore. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Tiresias
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posted on 15/4/2004 at 08:53 PM |
Someone I lived with a few years back made the argument that at this point
in our history, natural selection is working backwards. The more
intelligent, educated, successful members of society are having fewer
children, and the semiliterate fuckwits are popping them out like there's
no tomorrow.
Although I suppose the counter-argument could be made that since natural
selection is measured by having the most offspring, maybe our system of
measuring a person's "success" is wrong.
And good god, has the word "holla" ever gotten anyone laid? Nevermind...I
already know the answer to that...that is how we get more semiliterate
fuckwits.
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/4/2004 at 10:22 PM |
Hey...I holla.
it's worth a shot. heh heh. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Zero
Fanatic  Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/4/2004 at 12:01 PM |
The truth about stupidity is that not only are the well educated having
less children but some of them are also breeding stupid
children......stupidity does not discriminate...it spreads like the
plague.
personally i blame myself for not giving feral a gun to get rid of
them...lol
[Edited on 18/4/2004 by Zero] ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/4/2004 at 03:38 PM |
quote:
No seriously...how have
these people survived?
See, back in the day of the cavemen, this question would be moot - the
Sabertooth Tiger would take care of the stupid people. Now, however,
stupidity is rewarded by 1/4 of the American population: lawyers.
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/4/2004 at 03:42 PM |
Oh, by the way: it isn't politically correct to call these people stupid.
The politically correct word is "mentally challenged." *snickers at her dry
joke*
As far as the people finding this site, dear Tracy, I am assuming that due
to the massive amount of sex articles and a basically liberal database,
they think that they can find some "easy fucks" here. I am only assuming,
though, which makes an ass out of them and me.
PS: Not saying that liberals are easy at all. I merely state this
political factor due to the fact that us conservatives are too prude [and
close-minded] to pay attention to sex. 
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/4/2004 at 05:21 PM |
| "hollahollahollahollahollagonnahollaatchahollagirlhollahollahollahollagirlh
ollaholla.." ~janitor at the dave chapelle show studio ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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 posted on 18/4/2004 at 05:40 PM |
Bettie: i liked that episode alot...holla back yo.
now for a little more humer.
Are you guys telling me it's possible to have sex with some of the members
of this site???
Damn, i've just been "coming" here for the articles and the atmosphere. I'm
gonna have to start paying closer attention to the gallery.
[Edited on 19/4/2004 by Zero] ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country
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