callei
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posted on 18/4/2004 at 05:47 PM |
Anya, i have never gotten laid at a "liberal" (or even democratic)
convention/meeting/party. I have on the other hand had to fight my way out
of a full blown orgy at a republican event (there was no way i was having
unprotected sex with any of those people). I also had way more sex at
christian summer camp than I ever did at Science Camp. One was full of the
kids of very religous and "right wing" people so there was sex and drugs
and lots of bad things. the other, Science Camp, was full of kids from
liberal homes with hippy parents. no one got laid, or even made out. the
only drugs were allergy pills and poison oak lotion.
I find it really funny that people think "liberals" have more sex than
"right wingers", tho in some way i will agree. liberals have more happy,
balanced, meaningful sex while the other have more rape, paid sex, giult
sex, and sex to heal childhood wounds. ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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Anya
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posted on 18/4/2004 at 06:08 PM |
That's why I said I wasn't implying any easiness at all...just saying that
you guys are more open-minded to the idea, as far as generalizations go.
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Tiresias
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posted on 18/4/2004 at 08:51 PM |
quote: stupidity is rewarded by
1/4 of the American population: lawyers.
Wow...1/4 of the population? No wonder most of my graduating friends can't
find jobs...
On another note...I have never been to a Republican event...but I think
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/4/2004 at 08:15 AM |
You know...to date I don't think 've even been to a political
event...even back when I was blowing shit up for god an country, go
figure.
The refreshing thing about stupidity is that it's totally
equal-opportunity, which is flat out bitchin'
heh heh...
where the hell did Holla come from anyhow? I'm thinking it might be
descended from the root hillbilly word "hollar" which is what happens when
you don't have a phone...but I really don't have any proof of this.
Regardless, once again I must say with veracity...thus forth do I holla
yo.
wheee...off-subject rodeo! ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Squire-of-Gothos
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posted on 19/4/2004 at 09:34 AM |
Hell, you should see what my girlfriend gets when she's on yahoo. These
guys (no idea what country they are from) will buzz you, then they'll ask
if you "do the sex" and continually buzz, make kissy faces, and ask if "Do
that the sex in witrh me" all. Night. Long.
Sorry for the horrible post, but I burned my entire left hand and it's been
rendered useless for the time being, though maybe permanantly. ____________________ “The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
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Anya
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posted on 19/4/2004 at 02:48 PM |
I honestly do not know how much of the population are lawyers, but I know
the numbers are much, much higher compared to most countries. On a note,
not all lawyers are icky, but there seems to be damn enough to contribute
to a lot of crazy lawsuits. |
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Anya
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posted on 19/4/2004 at 02:53 PM |
A quote for the Devine to add to the quote section if he wishes.
"Everybody has the right to be stupid, but a lot abuse the priviledge."
--Unknown
Something like that...
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IamSquid
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posted on 19/4/2004 at 10:05 PM |
Yeah Callei, not alot of people know that Eyes Wide Shut was about the
Republican National Convention! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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BlueLinn
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posted on 6/5/2004 at 09:31 AM |
humanity is doomed... if this is our future... ____________________ When the world is over, will we wonder how it began? |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/5/2004 at 01:09 PM |
BlueLinn: We can only hope that this is the end of the string for this kind
of trend. If not, well, there isn't too much wrong in hoping...just can't
expect anything. *sigh*
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Zero
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posted on 8/5/2004 at 01:42 PM |
i think i have a couple solutions to our natural selection problem:
Toddler death-match....only the strongest and smartest children would
survive. (that is so bad)
a genetically mutated bear...much like smokey the bear....except he wants
to set the dumbass portion of the human reace on fire.....smokey says:
"only you can prevent retards from breeding....and if not I will" ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
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Squire-of-Gothos
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posted on 8/5/2004 at 02:54 PM |
I think certain shows should be impregnated with subsonic messages about
suicide. Like Friends, everybody loves raymond, VIP, baywatch reruns, and
those sprts shows where they chop trees down and roll big ass tires. IT's
just chant "kill yourself" over and over again, really quiet like. Well,
the log chopping show could stay as it is. It's pretty hilarious. ____________________ “The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner |
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Alugarde
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posted on 9/5/2004 at 12:35 PM |
.. .. .. .. .. ..
Say it with me..
"I am dumber now" ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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LadyCygnet
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posted on 10/5/2004 at 09:21 AM |
Heh...I was just reading over lonelydick's ad, and I thought it might be
fun to have something akin to a shooting gallery for personals ads. The
difference would be that members would get to rip up the ads. Sort of like
MST3K, only less kind and gentle.
That would be more of a "shooting down" gallery, though, wouldn't it?
____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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