IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 10:38 PM |
Okay, it's another one of those fucking wierd-ass little escapades through
the overactive (yet under-productive) and twisted little rambling of my
doughnut-shaped brain.
The more and more I think about it, the more I really want to have sex
with a girl who has rabies. I'm talking maniacal, foaming-at-the-mouth,
ruthless sex! I also tend to imagine her laughing like an inmate at Our
Lady of Bethlehem in the process. Goddamn, rabid sex sounds great! I
wanna get fucked so hard I need a series of shots afterwards!
Now that it's established that I'm indeed a sick fuck, I encourage others
to embarass themselves as I do so often on this website, (remember the
chainsaw incident?) and post their most disturbing sexual fantasies. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic   Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 10:56 PM |
But wouldn't you get rabies from boffing the foamy chick?
Me, I have this very dear friend of mine, whom I love dearly and deeply,
and after several conversations with him, I have decided it would be
awfully fun for him to do me in. I would love to be taken out to some dark
corner of the woods, fucked brutally by him, and then have him murder me.
Death of choice would be lots and lots of shallow cuts all over the place,
none of them actually deep enough to do the job alone, but all together,
the desired affect is acheived. And of course, I would insist he taped it
and made money by selling it on the net.
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Okay, dazzle me.
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 10:59 PM |
| Ppfftt! I'll wear a condom ! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2004 at 02:46 AM |
| squid: wow... that... is... odd... even for me ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Monolycus
Fanatic  Posts: 580 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2004 at 04:16 AM |
Okay... it says "odd fetishes" which should draw me out... but I sense a
trap here...
~M.
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Zero
Fanatic  Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2004 at 07:28 AM |
| Squid: that sounds bloody awsome...that doesn't seem weird to me....Who
doesn't want to be fucked into a bloody pulp and left just twitching after
she's done having her way with you????..... ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2004 at 09:43 AM |
*gets in line for the foamy chick*
Although I do hear those rabies shots are a real drag...
*shrugs* The morning after was always hard anyway... ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2004 at 12:15 PM |
Oh god, doesn't it just sound sexy to say?
Say it out loud: " frothing at the mouth."
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2004 at 06:03 PM |
| It might be if yor talking about using said kittens on thier mothers. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Zero
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posted on 17/3/2004 at 07:13 PM |
Add a couple of transvestite midgits and a sheep........and you have
yourself a party.  ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2004 at 09:46 PM |
| the rabies virus prefents sexual arousal. the only funcctioning mucous
gland left is the saliva gland... it soun d disturbing pain filled and
after having been bitten by a rabid racccon as a kid... the fucking battery
of injections are VERY painful... I never thought I would be the one to say
this next staement... but THAT is just WRONG!!!! ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Monolycus
Fanatic Posts: 580 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2004 at 10:06 PM |
Zero: Smile when you say transvestite midgets and a sheep.
~M.
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/3/2004 at 02:09 AM |
| The condom will be lubricated, duh? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Monolycus
Fanatic Posts: 580 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/3/2004 at 05:57 AM |
Incidentally, before I embarrass myself here, are we serious about
this...?
~M.
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callei
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/3/2004 at 06:35 AM |
Its just spring, a time of fertility and the overwhelming need to rut with
anything that will stand still.
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Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away.
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Monolycus
Fanatic Posts: 580 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/3/2004 at 06:38 AM |
Ah... gotcha. In that case, I will keep my bizarre fetishes to myself.
~M.
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/3/2004 at 08:14 AM |
Mono: yours can't be that bad.
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"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country
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Domkitten
Fanatic  Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/3/2004 at 08:17 AM |
| Oh, you have no idea. ____________________
It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/3/2004 at 10:17 AM |
| Compared to rabid nymphos, transvestite midgets, sheep, and kitty condoms
(doesn't that sound like 'kiddy condoms'??), I don't think Mono could be
-that- freaky... ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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 posted on 18/3/2004 at 10:22 AM |
| Damn, this is so funny....and I thought I was weird. This is really funny
to me because I don't have quite this bizzare of fetishes and the kid in my
class says I disturb him, especially when I smile. ____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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