Abbadon
Fanatic Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/4/2004 at 01:49 AM |
Perhaps I am in a little better position than you to judge whether rabies
is funny or not. ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/4/2004 at 02:24 AM |
Uh huh, good for yoo.
Hey, as long as we're talking about yoo being in better positions, a better
position for yoo might be in yor hand and knees, ass held high. Whatdya
say? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Abbadon
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posted on 2/4/2004 at 05:21 AM |
Good for me? I think not. ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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Squire-of-Gothos
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posted on 2/4/2004 at 06:21 AM |
Ok, anyway, so we've astablished abbadon's inability to use logic, reason,
or more than the reptilian part of his brain. I wanted to point out
something about felching. Did you know, awhile back, the powers that be put
this famous football player in a comercial, that was shown duirng the
superbowl, and there was a company in it called "Felcher and Sons" Weird?
Well the next comercial, byt the same people, with the same football
player, had a company in it called "Steamer and Sanchez" Cleveland steamer?
Dirty Sanchez? How much does a bear weigh? All this went down a year or two
ago, SO FIGURE IT OUT. I'm to busy going to the bathroom, rubbing my
genatalia, and sipping a vanilla milk shake through a straw. Thug
Love........... ____________________ “The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner |
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LadyCygnet
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posted on 2/4/2004 at 12:49 PM |
quote: I think not.
Captain, I think we've found Abbadon's problem.
In other news:
How about an orgy in a koi pond? ____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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anayansi
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posted on 2/4/2004 at 10:12 PM |
koi ponds tend to have tadpoles this time of year...but if we dug a really
big pit and filled it with clear gelatin that for some reason you could
breathe in...that has possibilities. |
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Abbadon
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posted on 3/4/2004 at 04:03 AM |
I apologise for having posted in this forum. I read it and hoped by asking
you would reconsider using rabies as a comedic issue. It is a very painful
subject for me and I hoped I could convince you to see it as such too.
Obviously, as people on this site have mentioned to me in the past, if I
don't like it I don't have to read it. Do not waste time discussing me in
this forum asny more. ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/4/2004 at 08:55 PM |
Abbadon: As Squid mentioned before, he was just being silly when he
started this forum. If you have problem with someone talking about having
sex with a rabid person, the place to settle it is by private message.
And, believe me, you havne't endeared yourself to anyone by calling
everyone fascists, no matter what the topic is. It's very irritating.
Anayansi: Sex in veggie jello would be fun. *evil grin*
____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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WorthlessLiar
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posted on 3/4/2004 at 10:21 PM |
First and foremost, I've always wanted to have sex in a meat locker. Frozen
carcasses hanging off of hooks, dried blood mixed with dirt and sawdust all
over the floor. Also being strapped to chains (Clive Barker chains, not
Todd Mcfarlane Chains) caught on a sliding pulley or runner on the ceiling
while having my dick sucked by someone sitting on the bone saw.
Or just having my limp cock repeatedly smacked between the porcelain lids
of an egg-white toilet while being punched in the face by a fat woman with
a hairlip.
____________________ "Goths were first introduced to children with the invention of Darkwing
Duck. If it weren't for his vanishing in a puff of smoke and his dark
purple cape, I wouldn't be who I am today." |
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Abbadon
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posted on 4/4/2004 at 03:12 AM |
My new days resolution is not to be argumentative, so I'm going to shut up
now *hears cheers in the background*. I apologise again for letting my
personal feelings interfere with your fun.
BB. ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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WorthlessLiar
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 10:33 AM |
I like vaginas.
If you think about, a vagina is probably the most disgusting part of the
female body. Everything about it should be repulsive. Therefore, liking a
vagina should be a fetish. ____________________ "Goths were first introduced to children with the invention of Darkwing
Duck. If it weren't for his vanishing in a puff of smoke and his dark
purple cape, I wouldn't be who I am today." |
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Zero
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 11:46 AM |
ya know, many straight males (me being one) and some females love the vagina, so
i think that may be the reason for not considering it a fetish at first.
personally the whole female anatomy is my fetish... ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 01:03 PM |
Are yoo mad? The vagina is the mos tbeautiful part of the human anatomy by
a long shot! It's so delicate and beautiful, with so many layers, like a
flower! How can yoo say a vagina is disgusting? I realize I'm biased
being a heteroseual male but I have to believe that even if I were a
heterosexual female or a homosexual male I would still utterly adore
vaginas. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 02:18 PM |
Okay, I have to know. Why is the vagina so disgusting/repulsive? It's the
freaking holy center for Camp Naughtybadfun.
I mean, what about body parts like the intestines and stuff? ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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WorthlessLiar
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 08:01 PM |
I was just joking. Come on guys, give me a laugh. ____________________ "Goths were first introduced to children with the invention of
Darkwing
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Duck. If it weren't for his vanishing in a puff of smoke and his dark
purple cape, I wouldn't be who I am today." |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/4/2004 at 09:59 AM |
TOMATOES!
Okay, there is something absolutley yummy about a tomato. Maybe it is the
firm skin of the tomato that surrounds its juicy insides which ooze out
when cut by a dull knife or bitten into. Or is it when they are covered in
creamy creamy ranch dressing? How about when they are turned into a
delicious pasta sauce or a lucious hearty tomato soup? Tomatogasms...yes,
I have a tomatogasm fetish...yum....tomato ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 6/4/2004 at 10:18 PM |
Don't forget ketchup. Delicious on burgers and weiners alike. ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/4/2004 at 11:07 PM |
are yoo saying yoo want to eat a penis? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/4/2004 at 10:28 AM |
Well not eat, but I know one I wouldn't mind having in my mouth right now.
I won't be taking a bite out of it...owwwwies ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 7/4/2004 at 10:35 AM |
Yeah, once you take a bite, it just gets really messy. They should be
rolled about on the tongue and savored. ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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