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Author: Subject: What is your Battle Cry?

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  posted on 25/11/2003 at 08:37 AM
This was so funny, I had to share...

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

Skulking amidst the steppes, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh Meranda_Jade! And she gives a vengeful cry:

"I'm going to punch you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!"


Can hardly wait to see everyone else's.

 

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  posted on 25/11/2003 at 09:06 AM
*rofl* That was great! Just what I needed after the shitty morning I had... At any rate, here's mine:

Running amidst the plains, wielding a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Daria! And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to fuck you until you're a parapalegic, and trade you for a candy bar!!"

 

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"I've told you before, I don't comprehend religion, although conviction is a concept I'm beginning to get. In any case, a person with a real religious conviction is, I propose, a religious convict, and deserves locking up."

 

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  posted on 25/11/2003 at 10:01 AM
Who is that, striding along the candy store! It is Dead-cell, hands clutching a mighty sword! He roars mightily:

“Vengeance an goo flow from my veins! I carve into flesh until my loins find satisfaction!!!”

 

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co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)

 

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  posted on 25/11/2003 at 10:15 AM
Who is that, skulking through the icy wasteland! It is MystryssRavynDarque, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a cruel bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to pulverize you until you're translucent!!!"

 

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"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell

 

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  posted on 25/11/2003 at 11:14 AM
Striding along the mini-mall parking lot, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Merry_Widow! And she gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you like it's my job!!!"


Dude, MJ, that gave me the kick needed to get me out the door and into the snow!!

 

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Okay, dazzle me.

 

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  posted on 25/11/2003 at 12:31 PM
Striding over the icy wasteland, wielding a mighty sword, cometh LadyCygnet! And she gives a gutteral scream:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I sow darkness and discord like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"

*falls out of chair laughing* After the day I've had (Heparin/DMSO infusion...yay), I needed a serious laugh...thank you!

 

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"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey

 

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  posted on 25/11/2003 at 05:50 PM
Striding out of the freeway, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Dolorosa! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!"

 

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  posted on 25/11/2003 at 07:00 PM
Dolo, that is just too appropriate... *falls down laughing*

 

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  posted on 25/11/2003 at 07:09 PM
Lo! Who is that, stalking amidst the wasteland! It is [my real name] hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a low roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to bruise you until you purr like a bitch-kitten, and sever every head in sight!"

 

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"Truth is always on the move. It is always somewhere, but never in the foreground, never on the surface."
-Franz Marc

 

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  posted on 25/11/2003 at 07:12 PM
That is so you, Cash. I thought about going with the one from my real name, it was much funnier than with my Shmeng name... here it is..

Sprinting along the wasteland, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh (my real name)! And she gives a mighty howl:

"I'm going to fuck you into a fine spicy powder!!!"

 

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  posted on 25/11/2003 at 08:39 PM
Striding across the cliffs, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Domkitten! And she gives a vengeful roar:

"For the love of carnage and discord, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!"

Dolo, that is amazing, it's like they are taping your confessions or something.

 

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It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus

 

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  posted on 25/11/2003 at 08:50 PM
Well, since it's apropos for my occupation, here's the battle cry with my real name:

Prowling along the tundra, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh (real name)! And she gives a vengeful grunt:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I lay waste to all I see faster than the super-flu!!!"

I think the one with my avatar is funnier, though.

 

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"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey

 

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  posted on 25/11/2003 at 08:58 PM
Hark! Who is that, rampaging across the steppes! It is Bettie_x, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She roars mightily:

"I'm going to smash you for such a long time, the Earth will spin twice as fast!"

and for the real name:

Striding out of the terrain, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh [moi] And she gives a cruel grunt:

"In the name of malice, I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!"

MJ, thank you, I needed that

and dolo....bleeding christ they have you pegged. I'd search your apartment for a pinhole cam if I were you.

 

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Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.

 

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  posted on 26/11/2003 at 12:25 AM
Who's your bitch daddy?!?

I am going to beat you like a red headed stepchild.

I am gonna pluck you're eyes from your skull, and go to town till you love me!!!

 

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The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.

Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist

 

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  posted on 26/11/2003 at 02:08 AM
Zang! Who is that, sprinting over the fields! It is Starlight, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous cry, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to smack you until I am off parole!!!"




Lo! Who is that, striding along the desert! It is (real name), hands clutching two hardened pitas! She bellows homicidally:

"I'm going to clobber you until you turn inside-out, and throw you out the window!"



Apparently I'm meant to bitch-slap people with pitas...*lol*

 

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"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." ~Mae West


 

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  posted on 26/11/2003 at 02:18 AM
*tsk...tsk...tsk* You didn't read directions feral

 

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"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West




 

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  posted on 26/11/2003 at 02:24 AM
Prowling over the tarmac, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh (you know who)! And she gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to fuck you into the fourth dimension!"

 

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It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus

 

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  posted on 26/11/2003 at 06:48 AM
Skulking out of the plains, clutching a burning branch, cometh Callei! And she gives a vengeful cry:

"I'm going to pulverize you into the stuff of nightmares!"

 

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Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires away.

 

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  posted on 26/11/2003 at 10:56 AM
Starlight- look at the first post... it was shared, but no instructions listed... besides... I know my battle cries... no need to take a test

 

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The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.



Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist

 

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  posted on 26/11/2003 at 12:40 PM
Lo! Who is that, striding through the steppes! It is [my real name], hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous grunt, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you're a parapalegic!!"

 

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Okay, dazzle me.

 
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