Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/11/2003 at 08:37 AM |
This was so funny, I had to share...
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php
Skulking amidst the steppes, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh
Meranda_Jade! And she gives a vengeful cry:
"I'm going to punch you until Amnesty International campaigns against
it!"
Can hardly wait to see everyone else's.
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/3/2004 at 06:13 AM |
She'll be 2 in July. But she looks like a miniature 5 year old. She has
hair down to her waist!
The one I did for Kindergoth was a little less age appropriate.
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting out of the terrain! It is Kindergoth,
hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She bellows vengefully:
I'm going to pulverize you until time and space have no meaning! ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/3/2004 at 05:26 PM |
That sounds just way too appropriate... How old is she now? Almost 3? ____________________
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/3/2004 at 04:31 PM |
Here's Riley's!
Prowling out of the candy store, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh
Riley! And she gives a vengeful scream
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I pillage like a four-year-old on a
sugar rampage!" ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest
of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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BlueLinn
Fanatic Posts: 246 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/1/2004 at 09:54 AM |
It seems like it is disconnected now, because all I got was an error
screen.... ____________________ When the world is over, will we wonder how it began? |
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/11/2003 at 09:10 PM |
I don't know, I think "By Odin's mighty spear, man, that's some good
coffee!"
has a nice ring to it...
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Nicholas
Member Posts: 74 Registered: 17/3/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/11/2003 at 08:11 PM |
Zang! Who is that, running over the steppes! It is Nicholas, hands
clutching a mighty sword! He screams vengefully:
"By Odin's mighty spear, man, that's some good coffee!"
Frankly, It's more fun making them up...
Ex) Nick walks up to the top of the hill, looking down upon the fields of
countless dead who fell before him that night, black coat flapping in the
bloodscented wind. As the dawns first light breaks past the horizon,
blazing in his green eyes, Nicholas triumphantly raises his blood stained
scythe above his head, and uttering the words that had foreshadowed the
fate of thousands :
"TIME FOR CHILI!"
Lesson: IT IS ALWAYS TIME FOR CHILI!
[Edited on 29/11/2003 by Nicholas] ____________________ "Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to gather,
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Sardonic-Pain
Fanatic Posts: 248 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/11/2003 at 03:46 PM |
Prowling across the hotel lobby, brandishing a piece of chainlink fence,
cometh Sardonic-Pain! And she gives a bloodthirsty roar:
"I'm going to torment you like a first grade teacher, and dip you in
uranium!" ____________________ My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music |
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Flame
Coward Posts: 4 Registered: 17/11/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/11/2003 at 08:00 PM |
Zang! Who is that, skulking across the desert! It is Flame, hands clutching
a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!"
and with my real name:
Skulking through the terrain, clutching a thorned whip, cometh (name)! And
he gives a mighty roar:
"I'm going to pummel you until the laws of physics are violated!!!" ____________________ ''I know my dreams are made of you
of you and only for you...'' |
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Arthegarn
Member Posts: 79 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/11/2003 at 03:30 AM |
Mine says:
Hark! Who is that, skulking out of the freeway! It is Arthegarn, hands
clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He roars ominously:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I lay waste to all I see until everything
has croaked!"
But I really don't agree with that. It should be something like:
Hark! Who is that, strolling down tha Avenue! It is Arthegarn, hands
holding a black Holy Bible! He wishpers ominously:
"You are in some ammount of trouble now, mister! I talk and talk to all I
see until everything has gone numb!"
Or something like that
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/11/2003 at 12:22 AM |
I like mine better... because I have also used mine... as well as... I
suggest you run! ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Sticupus
Fanatic Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/11/2003 at 02:42 PM |
Meow.
Rampaging on the steppes, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh
Sticupus! And he gives a low roar:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I lay waste to all I see until
everything has croaked!!!" ____________________ The OBOLISK is Divine. |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/11/2003 at 01:58 PM |
Feralucce: Mayhaps I should have posted what I'd originally typed to
you...which was more along the lines of "There you go again Feral, thinking
for yourself instead of letting technology generate your thoughts." I was teasing you,
not insulting you
Besides, it was a "enter a name and gender only" text generator.
Technically my worst battle strikes are unannounced. They hurt the most
because when a shithead deserves to get their just rewards, they usually
get rewarded and then comes the battle cry after the fact...along the lines
of " that's what you get for being such an asshole, etc." Do you really
think I'd attack someone with a pita by choice. *grinz* ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/11/2003 at 12:40 PM |
Lo! Who is that, striding through the steppes! It is [my real name], hands
clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous grunt, her voice
cometh:
"I'm going to brutalize you until you're a parapalegic!!"
____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/11/2003 at 10:56 AM |
Starlight- look at the first post... it was shared, but no instructions
listed... besides... I know my battle cries... no need to take a test ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/11/2003 at 06:48 AM |
Skulking out of the plains, clutching a burning branch, cometh Callei! And
she gives a vengeful cry:
"I'm going to pulverize you into the stuff of nightmares!"
____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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Domkitten
Fanatic Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/11/2003 at 02:24 AM |
Prowling over the tarmac, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh (you know
who)! And she gives a mighty grunt:
"I'm going to fuck you into the fourth dimension!"
____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/11/2003 at 02:18 AM |
*tsk...tsk...tsk* You didn't read directions feral ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/11/2003 at 02:08 AM |
Zang! Who is that, sprinting over the fields! It is Starlight, hands
clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous cry, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to smack you until I am off parole!!!"
Lo! Who is that, striding along the desert! It is (real name), hands
clutching two hardened pitas! She bellows homicidally:
"I'm going to clobber you until you turn inside-out, and throw you out the
window!"
Apparently I'm meant to bitch-slap people with pitas...*lol* ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/11/2003 at 12:25 AM |
Who's your bitch daddy?!?
I am going to beat you like a red headed stepchild.
I am gonna pluck you're eyes from your skull, and go to town till you love
me!!!
____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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