Q: What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass?
A: Make a coffee table.
Q: How is a baby like a grape?
A: They both give a little wine when you squish them.
Q: What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A: A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
Q: What's the proper gift for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.
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W0rmW00d
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posted on 5/8/2004 at 09:13 AM
what do you give a baby with no arms and legs for christmas?
aids
[Edited on 5/8/2004 by W0rmW00d]
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posted on 5/8/2004 at 09:14 AM
oh oh, ok then. its not quite a dead baby joke...yet.
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posted on 5/8/2004 at 09:16 AM
what is loud, red and walks into walls?
a baby with forks in its eyes.
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posted on 22/9/2004 at 02:32 PM
i'v been reading these jokes for months and cant get enough of them.
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posted on 23/10/2004 at 09:38 AM
what is yellow and white and delicious on toast?
a jaudiced baby
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Moinlen_Drigenu
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posted on 25/10/2004 at 10:18 PM
What is 2ft high and 8ft wide?
a baby with a javilen through its head.
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posted on 25/10/2004 at 10:21 PM
What is orange, red and white and floats at the top of a swimming pool?
A set of floaties with the baby slashed.
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What is orange an white, and lies at the bottom of the pool?
A baby with its floaties slashed.
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posted on 28/10/2004 at 05:43 PM
When are babies like coffee?
When they're ground up and in the freezer
Orpheus
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posted on 15/8/2008 at 07:53 AM
This is probably not considered a dead baby joke, but I find it is on the
same line:
Q.What is white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib?
A. A pedophiles ass.
Bloodinterst
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posted on 18/3/2009 at 11:47 AM
what's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck
full of dead babies?