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Domkitten
Fanatic Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/12/2002 at 05:28 AM |
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
What's a lightbulb?
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, one to change it and two to talk about Lord Byron's Grand Tour
and creative uses of laudinum in a metaphysical environment.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, but one has to light the candle.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just embrace the darkness.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to replace the UV tube, and one to put Floodland on.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
*sneer*, we have candles.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lights wouldn't be one anyway.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it for a purple bulb and one to plug the smoke
machine in.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six. One to change the bulb, five to scream "Turn that bloody light
off!"
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
Dunno, but I see them all practicing at Slimelight, while dancing to the
Sisters. The raise their arms in a stretching way towards the ceiling,
twisting their wrists and returning their arm to their mid-rift, while
walking backwards and swaying in the murky darkness.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to do it, the other to bitch about how Andrew Eldritch could
have done it better.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and another to curse the first for putting
a glare on the terminal screen while the second was reading alt.gothic.
How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. (or more depending on your preference) I don't know how they fit
in there, though!
How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they prefer their bulbs dead.
What do you get if you cross a goth and a toilet?
The cisterns of mercy. ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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BlueLinn
Fanatic Posts: 246 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/1/2004 at 08:59 AM |
... :smirk:... well, that was one laugh after another, where do you find
all these? ____________________ When the world is over, will we wonder how it began? |
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