Dense
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posted on 6/6/2003 at 07:43 AM |
12. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
11. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
10. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
9. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
8. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
7. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else
because you are.
6. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
1. You can do the WHOLE neighborhood.
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Dolorosa
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posted on 6/6/2003 at 09:16 AM |
This sounds so...familiar...weird.
Heh...batman...
I see no reason why Trick-or-treating and Sex can't be the same thing, at
the same damn time.
I knows I gots some ideas.
Now all I have to do is figure out how to finish my Overfiend costume. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 6/6/2003 at 09:51 AM |
*Giggle* This is great! Where did you get this from? *Giggle* ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 6/6/2003 at 10:42 AM |
It should, Dolo. I showed this to you last Halloween. My mom brought it
home from work. ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Erishkigal
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posted on 6/6/2003 at 03:19 PM |
Trick - or - treating at the same time as sex? You're planning to ring some
poor old women's doorbell with a female attached to your leg or erm, any
other part of your body? ____________________ Let viagra bring the magic back. |
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dead-cell
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posted on 6/6/2003 at 09:38 PM |
Better yet combine the two. Imagine jolly rancher flavored (scuffle over
microphone) aww come on....hey....oww.... ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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Dense
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posted on 7/6/2003 at 07:41 AM |
Erishkigal next time you see the elderly just think about how many times
they have had sex. Me personaly I can't wait till i am old that way i cam
tell my 17 year old grand-son That I have had more puss than he has even
seen. I can't wait to screw my kids head up!
____________________ i am a misunderstood genius... Nobody understands that i am a genius! |
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Anya
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posted on 7/6/2003 at 12:49 PM |
Hehehe...those were very cute. Another thing to show my mom, hehe.
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Erishkigal
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posted on 8/6/2003 at 08:35 AM |
Actually Dense, that reminds me of an incident that happened just
yesterday. Me and the Boy were with my friend and her boyfriend in the park
when an old lady walked past with a disgusted look on her face (I gotta
admit, by then even me and the Boy had been forced to avert our eyes). But
my friend chose to yell, "You've had 50 years to do this, dammit! Stop
being so selfish!" ____________________ Let viagra bring the magic back. |
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Dense
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posted on 9/6/2003 at 03:11 PM |
Your Friend is very wise grass hopper. =) ____________________ i am a misunderstood genius... Nobody understands that i am a genius! |
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Abbadon
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posted on 10/6/2003 at 05:40 AM |
Trick or what? ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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zen_pixie
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posted on 29/7/2003 at 05:40 PM |
excellent. |
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gothicmorman
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posted on 30/7/2003 at 02:48 AM |
*hehe* thats very cool, trick-or-treating rules, personally i plan to trick
or treat as long as possible, then when old and gray me and a friend plan
to work together to scare the living shit out of every little kid we see on
halloween. fun fun *evil grin*
you know what would be somewhat interesting, to go halloweening as KISS,
(the band) that would be fun if only becasue of the makeup...
the ruthless |
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Nicholas
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posted on 30/7/2003 at 03:31 PM |
You don't have to pay for it... oops, how did that slip out? ____________________ "Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to gather,
and a time to cast pudding away" |
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BlueLinn
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posted on 18/1/2004 at 09:03 AM |
:snicker:
Well, if you went in a giant horse costume you could have sex and trick or
treat at the same time,,, it will just look like your trying to
gallop....
giddiyap horsey ____________________ When the world is over, will we wonder how it began? |
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