Alugarde
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posted on 15/9/2002 at 01:23 PM |
This topic is something of a blend between Squid´s "yoo should know" and a
comment bettie made somewhere about the personal website of a guy with a
frizzy mullet, horrible makeup, and thick ski gloves with the fingers cut
off.
Basically a place to link to any site thats so horrible its funny.
They seem to have moved the site and all the pictures dont work now and
there were some funny links that are missing now, but heres what remains of
realultimatepower.net
Its too bad they got rid of the casino banner that said "winners get their
heads chopped off by ninjas!" :roll: ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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DevilBunny
Member  Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/9/2002 at 01:35 PM |
Something in the back of my furry pink head tells me that that site is one
big joke...
...if it is, then thank you, I laughed me ears off...
If, on the other hand, it isn´t, then let the Gods have mercy on it. ____________________
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Anonymous
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posted on 15/9/2002 at 02:08 PM |
| I love that website. There is supposed to be a pirate one up somewhere now.
I haven´t seen it, but it´s out there somewheres. ____________________
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 15/9/2002 at 02:13 PM |
| Crap. Could have sworn I signed in. As I was saying, pirates. ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/9/2002 at 02:39 PM |
| Some of the movies on the older more complete version of the site had
pirates in them...with lasers i think...so it might be by the same
person... ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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MorteAscendo
Member  Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/9/2002 at 04:30 PM |
| What in the fuck is this shit.... :-? :-? :-? :-? :-? :-? ____________________
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I".
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/9/2002 at 08:51 AM |
For true enlightenment, you must go to the one.
There I gained insight into the holiness of the yak, the divinity of
cheese, and the blasphemy of those who giggle at monkeys.
I am now an initiate of his order. Some day, god willing, I will move up to
´neonate´ which gains the privlege of being able to carve messages for the
yaks in cheese.
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Piggy's got the Conch!
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/9/2002 at 12:26 PM |
| I´m trying to get ahold of the URL for the Temple of Cthulhu I visited. I
have unfortunatly become distracted upon finding a page that states there
is at least a Lodge of the EOD in my home town(s) of Soddom and Gommorah
which I am trying to follow up on as I will be passing through MN sometime
soon. If anyone has any info TELL MEE! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/9/2002 at 07:02 PM |
what is this??? war against the "vile" monkeys???  :x *squints at
Ironboots as the chittering of squirrels is heard all around them* ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/9/2002 at 08:07 AM |
"And Then the disgraced and exiled Yam wreaked his havoc on the
back-stabbing Great Monkey for the Yam is the greatest being and the
Universe and He has no pity for Unforgiving, Wretched Monkeys. Many Monkey
Houses were leveled, fire ran rampant through the Monkeys secret factory in
the clouds. The Monkey´s Asian children were freed from their pathetic
sweat shops. The Monkeys were defeated by the Mighty Yam, and the Yaks no
longer were forced to work along side these seldom-bathed Monkeys. The
Great Monkey was struck down with one mighty blow. The Great and Powerful
and All-Seeing Yam does not usually concern Himself with lesser gods, for
they art not worthy of His Presence. Nor doth the Yam wish to be involved
with such ignorant heretics. And after the Yam´s wrath was concluded, the
Universe was free of the Monkeys and the World domination was left solely
to the Yaks, for they are the Yam´s Yaks and He loves His Yaks very much.
But still the Yam faced Exile for His Yaks."
-Book Of Yam 1:9
Thus speaketh the Great Yam.
So you see, do not trust the infidel monkeys, for they are believers in the
untrue religion! All humans will fall in 2015! Brownies for all!
Corkyvillecorkyvillecorkyvillecorkyvillecorkyvillecorkyville! ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/9/2002 at 08:08 AM |
I wonder if whoever wrote that page and Sticupus are twins...
But which one is the evil twin? ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/9/2002 at 10:09 PM |
"At first he said, ´There shall be ground for the Yaks to creepeth upon.´
And the Yam fashioned the ground. The Yak followed soon after, and this is
his most Holy of Holies. Thou shalt blesseth thine Yaks, and thou shalt
treat them with undying respect, for Yaks are the Yam´s, the Supreme´s,
first creation.
Book of Yam 1:2
Theres a contradiction in your religion Ironboots. It says the Yaks were
the Yam´s first creation, but I think this clearly shows that the GROUND
was the Yam´s first creation. Perhaps you should rethink some things. And
if you were wrong about the Yaks, what makes you think you aren´t wrong
about the monkies either? *raises eyebrow* :razz: ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/9/2002 at 08:37 AM |
*narrows eyebrows* Only a monkey would have logic like that... *slowly
gets out a cookie-jar monkey trap* ;-) ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Abbadon
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posted on 19/9/2002 at 11:15 AM |
| I wish I could view it but I don´t have access to the internet. ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/9/2002 at 08:28 PM |
| *Just then a squirrel pokes its head out of the cookie char, chitters at
Ironboots, leaps onto his face, climbs up onto his head, drops a few nuts
in the trap to set it off, and runs away* ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/9/2002 at 09:01 AM |
Grrr... Stupid squirrel! *takes baseball bat to squirrel, chasing it
through the forest*
I´ll deal with you monkies later!  ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Alugarde
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posted on 23/9/2002 at 04:36 PM |
| *squirrel loses Ironboots in the forest and climbs up a tree...as Ironboots
is wandering around the forest suddenly becomes absolutely silent, then a
fierce chittering rises from all around as legions of squirrels bombard
Ironboots with nuts* :lol: ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Alugarde
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posted on 26/9/2002 at 07:26 PM |
| This one isn´t so much pathetically humorous as it is intentionally
humorous, but I had to post it anyway. Homestar Runner ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/9/2002 at 08:49 AM |
Freakin´ squirrels!
*runs out of forest, grabs some napalm (always handy)*
Take this, you damn snausages-in-waiting... *tosses napalm*
*forest burns to ground, little black naked dog-looking things croak their
last*
Okay, back to you, Alugarde. ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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KatB
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posted on 1/10/2002 at 02:44 AM |
Another intentionally humorous that shouldn´t be missed: http://www.theonion.com
I suspect a majority of the people here are regular readers already :-) ____________________
All stressed out and no one to choke...
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