Anonymous
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posted on 31/7/2002 at 09:08 PM |
wow... i got 5 out of 13 questions wrong. guess im not goth as fuck. i´m
crying. i´m broken hearted. really. obviously the maker of this test IS
goth as fuck. they strike me as a smart ass wiccan that wears a black
spandex body suit, a trench coat and a big floppy black hat with black
lipstick and fangs and cries when watching the crow. anyway, i´m glad that
i DONT need to be branded by such a stupid and vague name like GOTH. i´m
glad that this test reassured me that everyone that failed this test is
unique and not another sheep trying to impress themselves and scare their
grandma.
~1488 jailbait~
aislyn
ps- write to me at [email protected], i need a good fucking laugh ____________________
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AloneSoul
Fanatic   Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/7/2002 at 09:15 PM |
*hands you a lolly pop*
heh. The test is ment for a laugh really...atleast, I feel it is. ____________________
 but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/7/2002 at 09:48 PM |
why am I not suprised your name is jailbait?
"this is like, SOOOO 15..."
Obviously it bothered you enough to come here and post something, so if
devin´s MAIN goal was to irritate you (but IS it...he works in mysterious
ways) then he succeeded....GRANDLY.
I positively LOVE it when people get their uber black undies in a wad over
something that "means nothing" to them...I LOVE IT!! *giggles with glee*
It was that very test (that I did NOT pass...missed two ...where´s my noose
and silver bullets? *weep*) that led me to this site years ago. I thought
it was funny then, I think it´s funny now, but what is FUNNIER (is that
even a word?..) is how the "enlightened" little doomcookies get their
knickers in a twist over it. It brings more joy to my little black heart
than watching kids search for gelatine free candy at the 7-11.
helpful hint: Stop taking yourself so seriously. Nobody else does. You
can only laugh at others when you can laugh at yourself.
You´ll be okay...highschool is only 4 years to be misunderstood
through...then you have the REST of your life to be dark and miserably cool
At least it doesn´t send you to the disneyland site anymore *snicker* ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Anonymous
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posted on 31/7/2002 at 09:55 PM |
Oh! Doomcookie! *raises index finger with excitement*
*looks it up*
"Doomcookie -from bettie_x
Often confused with mallrats, these are goths either too young to hang at
the mall unsupervised or, for older ones, have a smidgen more dignity. Too
much makeup, too antisocial for their own good, their life centers around
"freaking people out" and ways to piss off their parents. Often found in
well off suburbs, look for locked bedroom doors with "caution" tape on it,
and accompanied by pot smoke and blaring marilyn manson music occasionally
punctuated by screams of "YOU DON´T UNDERSTAND ME!!!!!"
I knew I´ve seen it somewhere before! ____________________
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AloneSoul
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posted on 31/7/2002 at 09:57 PM |
| Forgot to log in again. Doh! ____________________
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size=1> but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living
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Comedian
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posted on 31/7/2002 at 10:02 PM |
| he´s not 15 yet Bettie, he´s 14.88. ____________________
Make way for the bad guy!
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/7/2002 at 10:18 PM |
ahem....
"..that is SOOOOO 14.88..*pish*"
I think we may be onto a new diss.
Alone: you´ve been doing your HOMEWORK!!! *snicker* ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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AloneSoul
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posted on 31/7/2002 at 10:36 PM |
| *gives the thumbs up* ____________________
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size=1> but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living
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Mutant_Duckie
Member   Posts: 68 Registered: 13/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/8/2002 at 12:26 AM |
if it makes you feel any better, i only got 3 right 
then again, i´m not even goth :-p ____________________
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QUACK!
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callei
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/8/2002 at 10:13 AM |
in answer to your question " can be as cool as you?" probably not, without
therapy and maturation.
And as for being goth.... the first stage is denial. ____________________
Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away.
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MorteAscendo
Member  Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/8/2002 at 11:21 AM |
Holy shit callei, if the first stage is denial then i´m fucked...i call my
self the "closet goth" *giggles like school girl* cant hide the truth for
long!! hee hee  :cry: ____________________
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I".
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic  Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/8/2002 at 12:20 PM |
<sarcasm>
I am so not some stereotypical goth that needs a test to prove my self.
That´s why I took the test, so I could fail and not have to call my self
goth. PS if you want to talk to me you can write me at my sooo not
stereotypical non goth email address [email protected]
ummm... darkness be with you or some shit
</sarcasm> ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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VampCourt
Fanatic  Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/8/2002 at 02:10 PM |
yay. more petty human "im better than you and here is why" nonsence.
*turns music up louder to drown out the noise...*
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"Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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AloneSoul
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posted on 1/8/2002 at 09:02 PM |
*thinks back to the simpsons again*
Millhouse: "My mom says I´m cool." ____________________
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size=1> but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/8/2002 at 09:09 PM |
Callei, I again urge you to start a doomcookie 12 step program...that´s 11
feet from a pit.
i think I´ll just start saving them the trouble of taking the test to have
something to be "not irritated" about....and just start knotting the
underwear of every internet equivalent of "mallrat" that I see.
*wad wad wad*
*stuff stuff stuff*
there...and who says I never give back to the community.... ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Ianthe99
Member  Posts: 96 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/8/2002 at 08:24 AM |
*sniff sniff* Is that a troll I smell?
*Giggles*
As you *may* have figured out by now.. It was a JOKE! Get over yourself
kiddo. ____________________
She who dies with the most toys wins!
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/8/2002 at 09:12 AM |
Oh lord, if I might pee into the wind, and thou righteous wind would carry
droplets of aforementioned pee untoward someones head...I wish it would be
thus,
And thy head would be Jailbait...
Oh what the hell...*whips it out and pisses into the wind*
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In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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VampCourt
Fanatic Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/8/2002 at 12:59 PM |
really i mean.. its so fucking pointless to argue... ive gotten sick of
hearing the whole "im gother than tou argument" and never gets down to a
fine point and people like that just try to feed into that.
im human therefore its in my instincts to prove im better than you at
something booga booga!!
why dont you show us that you better at getting over yourself than the rest
of us!?
Jebus. Betty go set thier wadded panties on fire. i wanna watch someone
scream and run around with thier underwear on fire... it could be funny... ____________________
"Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor
the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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Mutant_Duckie
Member Posts: 68 Registered: 13/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/8/2002 at 01:38 PM |
| my mom DOES say i´m special ____________________
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/8/2002 at 11:56 PM |
Gasoline: $1.35 a gallon
Lighter: $.95
Medical bills: $2563
setting a self obsessed idiot´s wadded unerwear aflame and yelling "DANCE
BOY DANCE"
priceless
*bwoosh* ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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