Devin
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 03:08 PM |
heaven is where the king is a leo, the ambassadors are saggittariuses, the
artists are libras, the army is scorpios, the maids are virgos, the
philosophers are aquariuses, the lovers are aries, the carpenters are
taurus, the parents are cancers, the writers are gemini, the spies are
pisces, and it´s all organized by a capricorn
hell is where the king is an aquarius, the ambassadors are scorpios, the
artists are virgos, the army is pisces, the maids are cancers, the
philosophers are gemini, the lovers are capricorns, the carpenters are
leos, the parents are taurus, the writers are saggittarius, the spies are
aries, and it´s all organized by a libra
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So Sayeth Me
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DevilBunny
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 03:51 PM |
| Wow... I´m a writer in heaven and philosopher in hell... makes you think... ____________________
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Cashmere
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 04:32 PM |
| So what do you do if you´re between two signs? ____________________
"Truth is always on the move. It is always somewhere, but never in the
foreground, never on the surface."
-Franz Marc
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Devin
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 04:49 PM |
| You work 2 jobs, duh :roll: ____________________
So Sayeth Me
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 05:20 PM |
| Woo Hoo, I get to organize Hell ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Cashmere
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 05:26 PM |
Hmm.... king and a maiden, or artist and a carpenter. Decisions,
decisions....
Or would that mean Im queen? As long as I can have a big onyx sceptor and
some oil paint.... ____________________
"Truth is always on the move. It is always somewhere, but never in the
foreground, never on the surface."
-Franz Marc
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Shade
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 05:53 PM |
| Well, I´m living in purgatory where the lovers are Scorps! But I´ll
definately visit both. ____________________
It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me
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Anonymous
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 06:12 PM |
| Send me to hell then, ´cause I´d rather be a lover than an organizer! ____________________
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Ianthe99
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 06:14 PM |
| The above was by me.. the disorganized Cap.. Hey! Why do Capricorns have to
organize? ____________________
She who dies with the most toys wins!
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Dolorosa
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 06:16 PM |
Kick ass! I´m a lover in heaven and a spie in hell...I´m like a fucked up
James Bond! Hells yeah, the afterlife is looking more and more interesting
all the time...ah HA!  ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Mara
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 06:27 PM |
Look like I`m going to heaven cause there no way in hell I`m going in any
army
Besides spies get the cool gear!
But what if you more of another sign? ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 08:39 PM |
K, aries/taurus here...
Soooo since I´m a parent and a spy in hell, does that mean I BREED SPIES or
do I spy on my kid?
In heaven I´m a lover and a builder, so do I manufacture sex toys or blowup
dolls? How ´bout I construct brothels....hell has to be like vegas,
nevada, so brothels and casinos. Sin fucking city, I shall make in
heaven...BWAHAHAHHA ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Comedian
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 08:46 PM |
| aries born, scorpio rising... fighter and a lover! ____________________
Make way for the bad guy!
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 12:37 AM |
you were born an aries but are becoming a scorpio?
No fair changing signs! ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 12:49 AM |
| Wow, even Devin, our resident diety accepts that I, heaven´s carpenter, am
Jesus. In addition since I´m on the cusp of Aires it just reinforces the
fact that I am the most superfly Messiah yoo´ll ever know! I don´t really
understand the part about being the shifty-eyed Papa Smurf of the Infernal
Smurf Village. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Ironboots
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 07:36 AM |
CARPENTER!!?? Oh well, there´s nothing there I like anyway... *starts
planing some wood*
Hey.... wasn´t -that- guy a carpenter?...
*trys to zap people with lightning bolts*
Crap... all I do is heal people... ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 07:40 AM |
No I´m Jesus! *wrestles with squid to force the divine remnants from him*
*only ends up healing eachother* damn.... (I´m going to have to watch when
I say that...)  ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 08:48 AM |
| You´re both wrong... I´M Jesus... and in Hell, I´m the Great Mother... ____________________
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Rogue
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 08:49 AM |
| Right, so as a Cap I can plan the whole thing, and I plan to be a lover
with a realy big...telescope so I can call dibs on all the good ones before
anybody else sees them. ____________________
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
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Ianthe99
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 12:27 PM |
| Ha Rogue! We´re *both* caps.. ____________________
She who dies with the most toys wins!
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