so im either in the military in heaven or an ambasador in hell. hmmm. i
think i prefer the ones that says that scops are lovers in heaven and
lawyers in hell.
But ambassadorial parties can be fun.
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 08:31 AM
Callei, I think you´d make an awesome ambassador...quell insurructionists
and fringe governments with one big giant orgy...from the few I´ve
attended, they can either be a pain in the ass, or if well thrown,
exceedingly liberating and fun.
Which brings us to the old standby, world the world be as bad as it is if
we didn´t just all get together and fuck the hell out of one another?
*Shrug* the world may never know...but at least a few are trying.
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 09:04 AM
how about one where the high ruler is a leo, the grand visier is scorp, the
chefs are virgos, the entertainment is aries, the cleaners/decorators are
libras, the police/military are tarus, the philosophers are caps, the
builders are cancers, the spies are sags, the counsel is pieces, the
fashion designers are gemini, the spiritualists are aquarius,
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 09:58 AM
I live with a libra. You should see her room. You can´t see the floor.
And I think pisces would make way better spies. They´ve got that 2 layer
thing going on all the time. You know it´s there, but you´re never going
to find much out about that second layer. Saggittariuses are open books.
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 12:13 PM
zactly. bad spies ´cause we dont care to know, pieces counsel since there
is no way a leo is going to take the advice of a bunch of pieces, and there
is no way a scorp is going to get a leo AND a goup os pieces to agree to
let her rule the world. it would be a very laisse faire government.
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 12:40 PM
Hey, we libra´s are wonderful decorators. You just don´t understand the
concept of the junk carpet, Devin. It´s really very simple, form blended
with function. Take all of the stuff that you like and throw it on the
floor, it´s now easy to reach and always readily available. Follow this up
with random paper and old school books for that lived in look. Add broken
cd or cassete cases(depending on how long you had this look). You see,
burglars will look in and see the mess, then go to your room, since ours
looks as though they have already been burgled(I think it´s a word). And
if they do decide to walk into our room, they step onto the broken cases
and other stuff, resulting in their feet getting cut up, and sprained
ankles.
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pAris
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 06:26 PM
I think I like being a writer in hell better than being an ambassador in
heaven....besides, we´re only open books cause we´re not fucking lunatics
like all the other signs.... Oh wait. I am fucking a lunatic, but
she´s pretty cool.
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posted on 28/6/2002 at 07:19 AM
There´s no way Tarureans would make good military. It takes too much to
piss them off and get them in a fightin´ mood. Besides, they´re mostly
comfort creatures. They´d cook the enemy a gourmet meal, settle ´em in a
comfy room and fuck the shit outta them... all the while demanding their
total loyalty in return for such treatment. Hmmm... not a bad military
strategy after all... it could work... If the enemy were to disregard the
Taurus after all that, she would kill ´em.
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posted on 28/6/2002 at 07:24 AM
Hey...Aries were made for war. But we like sex and sneakerin´ about
waaaaaay to much... :lol:
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Comedian
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posted on 28/6/2002 at 08:18 AM
Obviously they don´t have you out on the firing range enough, Dolorosa.
Heaven has French cooks, British police, Chinese tailors, Spanish
musicians, Swedish maids and German brewers.
Hell has Chinese brewers, British cooks, Spanish tailors, French musicians,
German maids and Swedish police.
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Devin
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posted on 28/6/2002 at 09:44 AM
Actually the concept came from the back of the shirt the waiters wore at
this Itallian restoraunt / nightclub I used to run sound at. It said:
Heaven is where the police are British,
the chef´s Italian, the mechanics German,
the lovers French, and it is all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German,
the chef´s are British, the mechanics French,
the lovers Swiss, and it is all organized bt the Italians
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darkness_of_shadows
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posted on 1/7/2002 at 08:43 PM
ave to go with dolorosa on this one.. (same sign but female)
pretty interesting theory tho..
how did you come up with it?
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Devin
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posted on 2/7/2002 at 12:43 AM
Um... did you happen to read the post above yours?
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Psychopixi
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posted on 2/7/2002 at 03:00 AM
Okay, I get to be either an artist in heaven or an organizer in hell. I´m
Libra you see... and I´m bloody indecisive as well. Damn it!
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Shadowman
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posted on 3/7/2002 at 04:53 AM
Looks bad to me...I´m a carpenter in Heaven and I don´t know not a damn
thing about woodworking, and a parent in Hell. So, I will be a hellish dad
someday, right? :-?
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posted on 3/7/2002 at 09:15 PM
Im with Dolo, and Darkness_of_Shadows on this. Either way I get to play
with cool toys...haha :smile:
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posted on 5/7/2002 at 05:31 PM
Rock...we should invent the intra-afterlife MI6 agency...
Honestly though, I´ve always believed that Aries were sometimes a little
too passionate for their own good (I enjoy it though)...it makes sense,
we´d be awesome lovers...but in spywork, you can´t let your emotions get
the better of you, and well...Aries are defined by their emotions getting
the better of them, a lot.
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posted on 7/7/2002 at 11:05 PM
Im not trying to be ignornant but why does this work?
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Dolorosa
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posted on 8/7/2002 at 12:19 AM
Just the aries thing, or the overall? I think it works because certain
signs often key in to certain bents in one´s personalities...some signs
would excell at certain areas, where others would falter.
All stars have a place, and all people have their stars yah?
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