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Author: Subject: Dueling Banjos

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  posted on 31/5/2002 at 02:12 PM
Alrighty then...somethin´ new. I propose this lil´ forum string here be where we can vent our frustations with a little virtual ass kicking...most creative wins yeah? Anything goes, no rules...and the only weapons we have is our unbound and twisted imaginations, and literary acumen...have at thee.
::Stands tall, a rubber chicken in one hand and a half empty bottle of Capn´ Morgan in the other...consequently...I´m still not wearing any damn pants:: :evil: Rrrrr...

 

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  posted on 31/5/2002 at 03:14 PM
*grabs the concept of time and smacks dolo with it*

 

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  posted on 31/5/2002 at 03:17 PM
*grabs an orange*

 

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  posted on 31/5/2002 at 06:25 PM
*looks at pantsless Dolo* I didn`t know they could be that small :eek:
Don`t you ever wear pants? :-?

 

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  posted on 31/5/2002 at 08:53 PM
*catches the wandering pantless dolo in a booby trap and promptly flogs him with his rubber chicken until he screams for mercy* :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

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  posted on 31/5/2002 at 09:52 PM
Pants are just a place to put your pecker - therefore dolo doesn´t need pants

(say that out loud without spitting)

 

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  posted on 31/5/2002 at 10:13 PM
::Gets repeatedly bashed, flogged and humilated then suddenly squirms free, climbs to the top rope and proceeds to Mighty Goth Ass Slam anything that moves! Followed by belligerent drunken sailor-speak as he rubber-band snaps his rubber chicken straight for necromancer, while gallantly flipping "the Bird":: Huzzah for me! You dastardly curs!

 

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  posted on 1/6/2002 at 04:58 AM
Also, on a side note...I am honored to have become a tongue-twister...yeee! :lol:

 

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  posted on 1/6/2002 at 05:10 AM
When suddenly, Schizo materializes by Dolorosa, and knocks him off the top rope with her enormous stomach! Haha! No one can escape the burgeoning abdomen of destruction!

And you can´t hit back, cuz it´s SIIIIICK to hit a pregnant girl!

Of course, this is Dolorosa we´re talking about... :wink:

 

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  posted on 1/6/2002 at 08:15 AM
ducks, rubber chicken flies over head and smacks Alugarde in the face, runs over to fallen dolo and kiddie whips him on his bare ass, "who´s your daddy?" :lol:

 

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  posted on 1/6/2002 at 08:56 AM
*grabs an orange* *bites the stem off of it* *throws it at Alugarde* Heee hee hee! You cannot subjugate the self-appointed forum king! All will drown before me! Pants are evil! Don´t forget, April 15 is tax day! *laughs insanely, then shoots the two stupid guys that insist on playing their stupid banjos in the middle of all this*

 

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Piggy's got the Conch!

 

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  posted on 1/6/2002 at 08:59 AM
You´ll never get me, Dolo! You´ll never get my crown! *runs back to cardboard throne to retrieve: THE ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS* Hahahaha! This ancient sword will cut a hole in you large enough to jump in! *starts swinging the semi-ordinary sword*

 

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  posted on 1/6/2002 at 11:03 AM
*picks up banjos (one in each hand) and swings them in mighty circles* *Leaps in to the melee to save Dolo as one of the banjos cracks over the head of Necromancer and the other goes flying at Alugarde*
"Take that, you pusilanimous unkempt dogs of questionable lineage and form!"

 

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  posted on 1/6/2002 at 11:39 AM
Aaah yeah! Tag-team action yo´! :erforms the Ten Thousand Angry Chihuahua´s Kung Fu stance and proceeds to gnaw the unholy shit out of Necromancer´s leg with tiny needle teeth, qouting star wars randomly:: You not my father!! ::Then Suddenly whips out his big blue babboon ass and death moons Ironboots:: Long live the king...my ass!

 

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  posted on 1/6/2002 at 11:55 AM
*smacks the rubber chicken into Ironboots´ orange and paris´ banjo with his handful of time, then squishes his own orange spraying a horrible citric assault into necromancer´s and paris´ eyes*

 

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  posted on 1/6/2002 at 11:56 AM
One word, "Ice cream on the crotch" wait thats 3 words.... :-P

 

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  posted on 1/6/2002 at 12:27 PM
*Slips out of the shadows, grabs one of the banjos frmo Paris and starts firing rubber chickens cross bow style* "Dodge a C sharp!" :Twaaaaang:

 

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  posted on 1/6/2002 at 02:56 PM
*from seemingly nowhere, a tenticle grabs Dolo´s tongue and lifts him into the air, batting him around like a pinata with another arm*

(insert cheesy Bruce Campbell line here)

 

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  posted on 1/6/2002 at 03:23 PM
*laughs insanely as Dolo chokes and goes into convulsions from ingesting her poisonous blood and watches him puke all over Squid, scrambles away dodging flying rubber chickens, and punches Alugarde in the nuts before going after pAris*

 

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  posted on 1/6/2002 at 06:23 PM
Incoming!!!
*lobs the lime jello into the writhing bodies*

 

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