Anya
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/4/2004 at 09:44 PM |
*thinks for a moment and snickers*
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/4/2004 at 09:26 PM |
| Shade: I just could NOT resist... LMAO... and it needed my laughing cat!!!
I LOVE THAT THING ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/4/2004 at 07:29 PM |
| Dude, Dolo man HOW can you hate Mad mad house, other than the fact that
it's a reality show? I'm telling you, Don the "vampire" *giggle* is a
fucking hoot. He doesn't even have to DO anything, just sit there and be
Don and it's enough to send me into fits. It's actually the only reality
show I've ever watched. No, okay I lied I watched some episodes of Joe
Millionaire because watching gold digging hussies get their come-uppins
gives me the giggles. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Shade
Fanatic   Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/4/2004 at 02:22 PM |
| Ya know Feral, if you had left the Bitch thread alone it would have fallen
off the list and into oblivion, it was almost there all you had to do was
resist bitching in it until two more forums had been used more recently
than it. ____________________
It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me
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Jesi
Occasional Poster   Posts: 43 Registered: 30/3/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/4/2004 at 10:58 PM |
Fuck people who throw money in my face and think that that's going to get
me to like them and respect them.
Fuck people who play the victim in everything.
FUCK people who lie to me.
FUCK california for cutting back on educational funds and the number of
admitted students. FUCK the new system because it FUCKED me over.
FUCK YOU, dream college, for getting my hopes up. FUCK YOU for turning me
away because there weren't enough seats in your classroom. FUCK you for
making me work my ass off, trying to get into your school, only to find
that the only reason I didn't get in was because my ass wouldn't
have a chair to sit in. FUCK you for not letting me sit on the floor. The
floor would be FINE, FUCKERS!
FUCK you for making me FUCKING miserable. FUCK you for making me angry.
FUCK you for daring to give me admission IF and only IF
I told my now--future-college and possibly on campus job( which i am so
VERY close to getting) to kiss my non-existant ass and go to hell. FUCK
you for refusing to accept me as a university transfer student, but gladly
accepting me as a community college transfer.
EXCUSE me for wanting to get a decent education. EXCUSE me for wanting to
study abroad. EXCUSE me for wanting to get a job on campus that pays 15-20
gran a year.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? FUCK you for THINKING I would jeopardize
EVERYTHING because you want to feel *special* that I would reject all
others but your pompous ass. FUCK me for wanting to still go on top of
that. FUCK you for tempting me. FUCK you for not telling me all this
sooner. FUCK me for wanting to reject all others and risking everything for
your pompous ass. FUCK me for screaming on the inside to say no to
everything...EVERTHING...and run to your school. Fuck me for not being
thankful of what I have. Still....FUCK YoU! FUCK YOU! FUCK TEMPTATION!
Fuck me, for it'll hurt turning down your offer...despite
everything...dream college. Fuck me. Fuck you. Fuck me. FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU for FUCKING my birthday up!
Ahhhhh ____________________
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/4/2004 at 09:43 PM |
Fuck American Idol and it's fucking yodeling suckheads.
Fuck mad mad house.
Fuck TV...
Fuck you! ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/4/2004 at 02:07 PM |
| This is where you bitch Kiddo ____________________
It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness
with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of
religion.
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-Me
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Nicholas
Member   Posts: 74 Registered: 17/3/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/1/2004 at 05:15 PM |
Fuck little ghetto wannabe thugs cruising in their mothers trucks at half
past midnight throwing eggs at pedestrians! Be happy that my coat is
impervious to liquids, and that you decided not to come by again because I
had a couple bricks, Brick A for your fucking windsheild, and brick B for
smashing your head in after Brick A. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
-In retrospect, having them take another shot at hitting me would have been
worth the inconvenience of wiping an egg off my coat, just so I could have
bricked the little bastards!
mmm, catharsis ____________________
"Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to gather,
and a time to cast pudding away"
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/1/2004 at 01:52 PM |
| Yeah I haven't even SEEN any of that guy's posts, so I'm not sure what he's
freaking about either devin. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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BlueLinn
Fanatic  Posts: 246 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/1/2004 at 08:16 AM |
I believe there were 7 fucks in there Devin, lovely placement and useage...
:snickers:
And you are correct. When one has nothing to say, there is no reason to
post. I just tried to get a bit above Coward on the posting. I've been
lurking around shmeng for awhile and I have read and seen many interesting
things. Many fights that go on through word slinging and mud slinging but
nothing physical because it is a site.
(thank heavens, I would hate to see if those tatoos of sticupus would
actually ,,, stick...)
There is a time and a place for each rant. But mine, on a regular note, go
to my boyfriend... (snicker)
As far as being one of the random ghosts I stick mostly to where I feel
more comfortable, In the Galleries. Where everything is happy, fuzzy, and
warm..
Oh, and by the way, I agree with IronBoots. (to a certain extent) ____________________
When the world is over, will we wonder how it began?
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Devin
Administrator  Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 11/1/2004 at 09:37 PM |
| I don't see you on the idiots list or the probation list - so I'm not sure
what you're babbling about. ____________________
So Sayeth Me
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gwillybj
Coward   Posts: 1 Registered: 11/1/2004 Status: Offline
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 posted on 11/1/2004 at 09:20 PM |
I have no Karma and never will, so, Fuck Me!
I tried to be clever but made an ass of myself, so, Fuck Me!
I tried to explain myself but made an ass of myself, so, Fuck Me!
I wanted to remain a Harmless Unremarkable Member but in just two comments
became a Noisy Idiot, so, Fuck Me!
If everyone agrees, especially the beautiful person whose beautiful world I
so rudely invaded, just tell me to Fuck Off!
Or maybe my psychotic babbling fits right in here? Fuck, I don't know!
 ____________________
To Be is To Do -- Voltaire
To Do is To Be -- Descartes
Do Be Do Be Do -- Sinatra
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic  Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/12/2003 at 09:37 AM |
Fuck you Spokane. I don't want to be here. I don't want to go to my
classes, I don't want to deal with all this crap between my room mates. I
realize there is stress, I realize there is tension, but I also realize
that you can leave me out of it every now and then. Don't come to me for
absolution. If you feel guilty or bad or not so fresh in your feminine
areas about how you are acting, then don't act like that. I am not your
shirnk, and if I were you shrink, I would slap you with a raise in my
fees.
And you stinky whiney actual room mate...what on earth told you it was a
good idea to get up at six in the morning to bake bread? Did you not think
that it would wake us up? It did wake us up, and no, we aren't happy about
it. I mean, chirst! How could you even begin to think that was a good idea?
If you are on some time constraint, then bake it or at least prep it the
night before. Christ.
And fuck you, too short Thanksgiving break. If I could have had just a
couple more days in Seattle, I would have been better. But no. Too short,
too fast, now I'm in the middle of the most hellish week of my life, and my
voice still hasn't come back. God I hate Spokane. ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic  Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/12/2003 at 04:04 AM |
And the love just keeps on coming...*sticks out tongue*
No, I won't shut up. If you don't like what I have to say, you don't have
to listen. If you still object, feel free to bite my pasty pale ass.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAARGH!
Fuckers.
Blah dee blah dee blah.
I hate Heparin/DMSO infusion day.
On the plus side, though, this has been the least painful surfing of the
crimson wave I have ever had in my life,
Ah, caffeine.
Why are all of the guys with big cocks only interested in other guys?
How come all the cute girls don't live here?
Why do people assume you have to be one or the other?
Why do I talk so much, really?
Is my life so boring I just have to kvetch where I can?
Why did I marry such a moron? Why does he sniff glue? Why can't he do
something useful?
The finalization of the divorce cannot come fast enough.
Ah, but where to move next...?
Blargh...I'm odd...and done...
I promise to behave from now on...and save the inane banter for the
forum...scout's honor...*adjusts halo*
____________________
"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
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KittyGoesMrow
Fanatic  Posts: 218 Registered: 30/4/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/12/2003 at 02:34 AM |
Heres the newest bit of shiz thats bothering me... and though normally it
would make me immature stating it it the !Karma Free Zone! *glimmer
glimmer*
ok... I hate it when other girls hug your lesbians hell specially when
youve known the said hugged lesbian since the beginning of last year....
and like.. yeah....
Ummm... I hate it when your ex. ex. girlfriend makes you sound like a big
ho/slut... in front of all your friends at your lunch table... because she
just desides to show up with this one guy at your lunch table whom no one
really likes but she is friends with him so she sits there now.... WHY GOD
WHY?! CANT WE JUST KICK HIM AND HER?! AND HE STEALS FOOD FROM PEOPLE!!! IF
YOUR SO FUCKING HUNGRY WHY DONT YOU BUY YOUR OWN LUNCH YOU LAZY FUCKER...
WHY?! I HAVE OT PAY FOR MY LUNCH AND OS CAN YOU... IF YOU CANT AFFORD IT
YOU CAN GET IT FREE... GO BUY YOUR OWN DAMN TATTER TOTS FUCKER!!
>_<
Ok.... Woooo.. ok... it may not seem like much... but when youve got the
daily stress of administrators staring down your throat because youre
"different" and you dont dress just one way every day or you dress many
different ways at once and dont quite match. and the load of pressure
because your mom puts you in all fucking honors classes and expects you to
make strait a's bnecause you did once upon a blue moon in 1st grade makes
you an automatic genius... and just because you write good and such and
read alot doesnt make you a genius... i rather think my poems suck.
So all though little things rather eat at you.
Like the tatter tot guy and my ex. ex. girlfriend.
AND IM SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING HERE... SOMEONE FUCKING COME GET ME
PLEASE... TAKE ME AWAY FROM THESE FACIST BASTARDS... GODS...
HELP...*screams* I NEVER GET ANY SLEEP CAUSE ITS ALWAYS EATING AT ME...
FUCKING 4:20 WHEN I AM WRITING THIS SHIT... AND AM NOT PM.
*SIGHS*
And if i could magically remove the load and actually get some sleep i
wouldnt because the people downstairs are always YELLING AND FUCKING
SCREAMING AT ONE ANOTHER... CANT WE ALL JUST GET THE FUCK ALONG?!
What happend to the socialism idea?.... freedom with socialism...i think
thats a great idea..
And just to put this hear since ive got no where else to put it ima put my
dream of last night... it might bring my karma down rather a bunch im not
sure... just to be safe.... becaue i woke at 2 am.... actually what i ment
was this night... yeah... IM NOT GONNA GO UP THERE AND EDIT THE SHIT FOR
YOU GUYS... IM GOING TO JUST TYPE... CORRECT WITH SPEECH AS I GO.... -.-
*ahem*
K statrted out i was at this school/mall thingy.. i dunno.. it was
school...but it was big like a mall... and such... or maybe it was just my
school but 5 times bigger. anyways... I go outside and there are these
people with posters.. like rioting and the posters were stating how much
president bush sucks... and how bad of a president he is... I was thinking
it was just another bunch of war activists but like.... one of the teachers
came out and i asked what was going on and she said "the president was shot
by an asassin" i was like... OMG so i go home and watch the news and it was
saying how people were walking on his body and sitting on it.... and hsit
like that... my mom was like "what are we gonna do now?" im like" Well i
guess vice president will take over but he isnt but he isnt much better"
Thats all i remember.. i was woken by those people downstairs... may not
seem very bad but it had htis really bad aura to it... creepy even.... I
dont like Bush myself but.. well.. never had a dream like that.
Ok... im done... for now. *grins* ____________________
Anata ga sabishii toki, bokumo sabishii n da yo
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/11/2003 at 09:16 AM |
Well, my lower chest was hurting last night, making it hard to breathe, and
my dear, sweet roommate offered to take care of my tits to make it feel
better...
Needless to say, I was not amused...
Confucious say "wise is the man who does not heckle the woman who is
surfing the wave of crimson"...or something to that effect...
That being said, I need to fling a little poo...
*ahem*
You fucking moron, did you really think that you'd be able to fool me so
long? Well, asswipe, I didn't manage to get through college by being
stupid. I ought to change your passwords just for spite, but I'm bigger
than that. If you have a fucking problem with me using your fucking DSL so
it doesn't tie up the fucking phone line, you need to just say it. I don't
hold with you "punishing" me for imagined crimes. If you want to be my
father, we can play that--but I'll do to you what I wanted to do to him
back when he acted like a spoiled brat...just like you, but without the
rich parents. Even when were alienated, my father was still a better man
then you'll ever be, you fucktard. So play your little videogames, sit on
your ass all day watching newgrounds inane drivel, have some cyber sex, and
keep on breaking every fucking promise you ever made...it just makes me
happier that I decided to divorce you. You give all men a bad
name...especially the ones who bathe more than once a week.
I dislike you, but I can't help pitying you. You got all of the toys, but
none of the love. I see how jealous you are...and I'm still mad that you
tried to take away the one thing that means the most to me...my family.
Blood is thicker than water, and they can see through your lies. I wanted
to let you still be a part of the family, but I can't do that as long as
you are so poisonous. You kill everything you touch. Every good thing
every other person has done for me, you have to undermine. You have to
degrade me and humiliate me...then you have the audacity to wonder why I
don't laugh.
You've shattered me so many times...when I come together again, you don't
recognize what you see. It's my fault for being glass, but nobody asked
you to be the hammer.
So now, I must become something stronger. I can't let you make me afraid
of shattering again. Shattering is just another form of creation, like the
Phoenix, but without the fire department standing by. The glass must
become thicker. It will lose some beauty, yes...but it will not be
shattered as easily....
But then I've been it, dropped, melted down, reforged. If you don't like
what I see, what I've become, then fuck you. Go torture some other family.
We have enough drama without you flinging more shit into the mix. We're
all well aware of our faults, and we squabble enough without the help. So,
go. I'm tired of your lies and broken promises. Everything I ever did, we
agreed on. After we agreed to the divorce, what you wanted ceased to be
supreme law...I stopped listening...I wasn't able to stop caring, but,
since you never respected me, I saw no reason to respect you. I doubt you
even loved me...just loved having me, watching your friend have me. You
were upset when it turned out that we cared for each other, didn't it, you
maggot? So you had to destroy that too, just like you destroy everything
else. What once was beautiful now is a war zone...I want to hate you for
it, but I can't. I know that we both share blame.
But, since you won't see this, and I need to get this out of my system: I
HATE YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKING, COCKSUCKING, UNCLEAN SON OF A BIBLE-FUCKING
WHORE AND A TWO-BIT SHIT-SLINGING SNAKE! Go back to the slime that
spawned you...to those hateful little muckrakers who spread hate and
intolerance like the latest STD. Go back to your little friends who don't
know how cruel and unthinking you can be. Go back and find some
mealy-mouthed little thing that won't figure you out...or discover that she
has a right to be respected and treated as a valued human being. No amount
of hugs and kisses mean anything if there isn't a mutual respect and
genuine love behind them. You are a traitor to everything you ever claimed
to hold dear...just like me.
We are poison to each other. It will take a while for us to heal, but, if
you grow up and I learn to be completely independent and free, we can be
friends again. I'm still friends with most of my ex-lovers...what you did
was cruel and criminal...but I have forgiven you...and I hope we can, in
time, heal our wounds and be better people...
[Edited on 29/11/2003 by LadyCygnet] ____________________
"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/11/2003 at 02:28 AM |
| tits... what??? ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/11/2003 at 02:25 AM |
Feral: Since you've seen me naked a time or six, I'll take that as a
compliment...*giggle*
*on a different note*
Fuck, this really, really hurts...dammit dammit dammit...ow...fucker, it's
not my tits that hurt...shut the fuck up, you fucking moron...
Don't have time for this...
____________________
"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/11/2003 at 11:29 AM |
| i believe that would be welcome in the main area ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/11/2003 at 02:09 AM |
*streaks through the forum buck naked*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!<
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Hey, if it's not costing me Karma, I'm gonna do it...*wink*
____________________
"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
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