Devin
Administrator Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 9/11/2002 at 04:38 AM |
How many goths does it take to make a cheesecake?
None.
There are no goths in cheesecake
This is the new Goth Jokes forum. Post each joke as a new topic please.
-Devin- ____________________ So Sayeth Me |
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Mutant_Duckie
Member Posts: 68 Registered: 13/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2002 at 07:53 PM |
how many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2 or more depending on your preferance. how you get them in the lightbulb
is your own buisness. ____________________ ~~ QUACK! |
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BlueLinn
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posted on 15/1/2004 at 08:07 AM |
:snickers: ____________________ When the world is over, will we wonder how it began? |
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the_black_tomorrow
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posted on 19/1/2004 at 06:20 PM |
.........LOL......... ____________________ i will follow master...... |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/1/2004 at 11:59 PM |
How can you tell if there is a Goth driving a car?
The horn goes "ankh ankh." ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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feralucce
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posted on 20/1/2004 at 12:07 AM |
What do you call a goth lying in the road? A speed bump. ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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feralucce
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posted on 20/1/2004 at 12:08 AM |
How do you get a goth out of a tree? Cut the rope! ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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feralucce
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posted on 20/1/2004 at 12:10 AM |
How many fratboys does it take to wallpaper a room? That depends on how
thinly you slice them.
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feralucce
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posted on 20/1/2004 at 12:12 AM |
What do you get if you cross a goth and a toilet? The cisterns of mercy.
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feralucce
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posted on 20/1/2004 at 12:23 AM |
How many "New Kids on the Block" does it take to paint a wall red?
Only one if you throw it hard enough.
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feralucce
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posted on 20/1/2004 at 12:24 AM |
What's black and knocks on the window?
A goth in a microwave.
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fairy_ofdarkness
Member Posts: 104 Registered: 30/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/3/2004 at 07:45 PM |
*laughs hystercally* ____________________ so happy, but cant smile,
so sad, but cant cry...
so tired, but cant sleep,
grown wings, but cant fly...... |
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angel_of_death
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posted on 12/4/2004 at 02:47 PM |
i love the jokes about cutting ppl up... got anymore? lmao, by the way. ____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill
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fairy_ofdarkness
Member Posts: 104 Registered: 30/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/4/2004 at 07:43 PM |
im so goth, my black is blacker that YOUR black--it's called "black
black"
goth #1: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.
goth #2: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW.
goth #3: What's a smile?
im so goth, im dead
im so goth, i think saying "oh my goth" is so CUTE!! ^^
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i am NOT actually saying this stuff.....i found it somewhere, dun remember
where....
____________________ so happy, but cant smile,
so sad, but cant cry...
so tired, but cant sleep,
grown wings, but cant fly...... |
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fairy_ofdarkness
Member Posts: 104 Registered: 30/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/4/2004 at 07:45 PM |
im so goth, when im sleeping ppl check my pulse
im so goth, i dont HAVE a pulse.... ____________________ so happy, but cant smile,
so sad, but cant cry...
so tired, but cant sleep,
grown wings, but cant fly...... |
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fairy_ofdarkness
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posted on 12/4/2004 at 07:48 PM |
no i remember where i got them!!!
http://groups.msn.com/thedarknesswithin/imsogoth.msnw ____________________ so happy, but cant smile,
so sad, but cant cry...
so tired, but cant sleep,
grown wings, but cant fly...... |
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DieTeufelliebe
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posted on 3/6/2004 at 10:01 AM |
those are just grand! they are most excellent **on floor laughing** ....
ok im done
out
Eaden ____________________ "Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me."
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Psychopixi
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posted on 4/6/2004 at 08:14 AM |
How do perky goths paint their ceilings?
They dip their hair in paint and start bouncing. ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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Psychopixi
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posted on 4/6/2004 at 08:15 AM |
A goth dies and goes to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter is taking
her details when she suddenly screams, and bursts into tears. He asks her
what's wrong, and she says "I just saw Andrew Eldritch, I can't believe
he's dead!" "Don't worry," says St. Peter, "That's not Eldritch, that's God
pretending to be Eldritch ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/6/2004 at 08:56 AM |
that is one of my all time favorites.
____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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