Dolorosa
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posted on 4/5/2004 at 09:57 PM |
Real life must have somehow become a more pressing concern for them I
wager, that or Sam Fisher snuck up on them and hid their bodies behind a
dumpster somewhere...
How come it's so fun to try and screw a light socket? ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/5/2004 at 05:10 AM |
It puts the lotion on it's skin (yoo just answered yor own question).
What's yor favorite way to objectify cephalopods? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/5/2004 at 08:49 AM |
Cephalopods are good transportation... That's about it... Like I said, I
don't objectify living things.
Alright, I want you all to listen and listen well... Who's the potato that
shot Squid's brother? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/5/2004 at 10:47 AM |
Kaizer Soze...and by that I mean Kaizer Soze Potato.
Is it just me or does the third happy face from the left look like he's
pinching off a loaf? And if he is, what is it a loaf of? ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
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posted on 5/5/2004 at 11:33 AM |
It looks like a regular old miley to mee.
If yoo could be ANY kind of animal, what would yoo do to lower taxes? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 5/5/2004 at 11:39 AM |
I would cull the herd.
Why are they called mexican fries when they are so clearly tater-tots? ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Zero
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posted on 5/5/2004 at 12:43 PM |
maybe cause they sell better as mexican fries...
In FFVII is it possible to get Aeris back??? ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/5/2004 at 05:32 PM |
ZERO: NO!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKERS!!!!
Why does square enix KILL THE BEST FUCKING CHARACTER EVERY FUCKING GAME??? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Zero
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posted on 5/5/2004 at 06:44 PM |
HELL YEH!! i thought i was the only one who was pissed about
that...jeeze...they killed TITUS(not the best character but pretty cool
though) they almost killed off Zidane...i hate that so much.....oh
yeah....they do it to piss us off. (Feral: did you know that on the
japenese version it's possible?)
why didn't they ever make a FFVII-2?? ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/5/2004 at 10:16 PM |
They didn't want to be like Ultima VII.
Why did they make a Final Fantasy X part 2? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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angel_of_death
Member Posts: 119 Registered: 4/4/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/5/2004 at 01:16 AM |
because its a money maker!!!!
why if i dont get a b in bio am i a failure? ____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill
the pain in the inside. |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/5/2004 at 09:28 AM |
You are a not a failure if you earn a B in Biology. There are people who
are making lower than a B. If you tried your best you can never truly be a
failure.
Do you think that Rasputin got off on being murdered and so when he died
rigor mortis set in, or was he just that long when limp?
[Edited on 5/6/2004 by MystryssRavynDarque] ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/5/2004 at 09:47 AM |
I'm picturing that hairy, discolored thing in that jar and I can't think of
anything else... Maybe its not a real penis. Maybe it was the first
detachable penis and it was always hard... Or maybe something darker...
Like Rasputin made a deal with the devil for immortality, but after
Rasputin's enemies poisonined him, shot him, and throwed him in the icy
river, maybe the devil got tired of keeping the guy alive and settled for
immortality in a different sort... Thus, the huge penis in a jar...
Dolo: THERE IS NO KAISER SOZE!
Where did Rasputin get his detachable penis or what did he exchange with
the devil in return for immortality? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Zero
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posted on 6/5/2004 at 09:50 AM |
MRD : i think it was the rigormortus thing....and it looks like he wasn't
circumcized...so all that might just be skin...
i guess he traded his penis...or maybe that's what he got as a side affect
of immortality...or maybe he traded his soul...like the kids of N'sync and
Backstreet boys.
did anyone else do a double-take (or that anime fall to the floor) when
they read "30 centimetters" (12 inchs)?
(i'm so sorry for mentioning boy bands but we all know that they sold their
souls)
[Edited on 6/5/2004 by Zero] ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/5/2004 at 10:11 AM |
Zero: I didn't.
Why do kids have a need to call in bomb threats to schools? ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/5/2004 at 10:59 AM |
So they can put off the calculus exam one more day.
(oh and http://www.mosnews.com/news/2004/04/28/rasputin.shtml
for those of yoo who are lost as to the cause of the whole Rasputin
conversation, as it got buried in the shourbox pretty quickly)
Who's a bigger liar: Bush or Kerry? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/5/2004 at 12:17 PM |
Bush, by about ten ounces, but there are rumours that Kerry is planning a
large lunch today so don't make any bets.
How do they get the weather so perfect here in New Orleans? ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/5/2004 at 12:30 PM |
Its got good juju workin' for it...
Should I put my shoes on? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/5/2004 at 12:43 PM |
No, that's when They get ya!
What's the wierdest thng yoo've ever masturbated to? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/5/2004 at 05:42 PM |
Sailor Moon....i know this is wrong.
why are they remaking the movie "the stepford wives"?
it seems we can't make up anything new so the only answer is to remake old
movies...the sad part is i just might pay the 7.50 to go see it. ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country |
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