angel_of_death
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posted on 25/4/2004 at 11:35 PM |
whats a homo sapien? (thats my answer and question) ____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/4/2004 at 05:06 AM |
Homo Sapiens: Latin for the Wise man. An example of the scietific naming
convention binomial nomenclature used to refer to man. also known as the
average dumbfuck..
so... since the question was which species you'd fuck, does that mean you'd
fuck just about anyone? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 26/4/2004 at 08:02 AM |
Sure does look that way!
What semi-wild colors should my hair be next? (And I say semi-wild because
I have to be able to get away with it at work.) ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Ironboots
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posted on 26/4/2004 at 11:15 AM |
Well, since most workplaces think that dying your hair any natural color is
still wild, then my suggestion for blue hair goes out the window... Blue
rocks top. After that would be green (like leafy green, not early 90s neon
green). Then black. Then brown. Then blonde. Oh, and insert red in there
somewhere...
Can we get back to the interesting discussion on human beings being
pussy-fried? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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dead-cell
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posted on 26/4/2004 at 01:35 PM |
quote: well... put simply...
modern conveniences are pussy-fying america...
how is it that so few people can have a fight or flight instinct...
-Feral
That was pussy-fying americans, not pussy-fried humans... Not really sure
how that would taste.
What did you think Feral meant?
[Edited on 4/26/2004 by dead-cell] ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me) |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/4/2004 at 02:38 AM |
I thought he meant (and I think he's right) that modern "conveniences" are
making America weak. No one knows how to do anything for themselves
anymore. You used to have to boil down animal fats for candles and chop
ice in the winter to fill your ice shack for refrigeration, and now we have
it all at the flip of a switch, allowing the weak, lazy and stupid to
survive. A very large part of me very much longs for the abolition of
electricity.
What would you miss the most if electricity were abolished? ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Zero
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posted on 27/4/2004 at 07:34 AM |
right now i'd have to say my airconditioning(it's freaking hot out here)
but really i'd miss my PS2 and N64 the most. (plus a TV so i could play it
on)
how exactly could we get rid of the stupid and lazy and how would we be
able to determine the idiots from everyone else?
(i have a feeling that what ever system we could come up with to separate
the idiots from the smart will end up being corrupted.....) ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country |
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Shade
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posted on 27/4/2004 at 08:08 AM |
A simple test, we send every single person through a hallway and when they
get to the middle they are required to answer a dozen questions, they are
told they have a time limit and they are told that they can not question
the questioner. They also have a huge clock right in front of them counting
down. If they question the questioner more than twice or are incapable of
understanding the time limit then they are turned into soylent Green. The
questions themselves are just some simple questionairre to decide public
opinion.
What are the immediately obvious problems with this scenario?
[Edited on 4/27/2004 by Shade] ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me |
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Domkitten
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posted on 27/4/2004 at 08:16 AM |
The most immediate, how do you choose the questioners?
I suppose that can be the next question as well.
____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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Zero
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posted on 27/4/2004 at 08:18 AM |
(I'm sorry but i just had to answer this one right away)
anyone i beleive would be nervous in that situation and would probably end
up screwing up badly (not a very accurate test of determining stupidity)
and also the whole soylent green thing...pfft sounds like a waste of good
labor (and a waste of good sex...even idiots can be good in bed)
damn you beat me to it...ok the questioners should be the best and
brightest...maube some sort of tournament of the mind would decide this...i
wouldn't want a vote to decide this cause it most likely would end up being
george bush as a questioner...
ummm...would the stupid make a good source of food?
(i think took this too seriously..*scratches head*...yeah definately)
[Edited on 27/4/2004 by Zero] ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
~
The Sandman, Dream Country |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/4/2004 at 08:43 AM |
Jonathan Swift seemed to think so...
(although I don't know how stupidity would affect the flavor... they might
be stringy...)
What is the best way to 'Serve Humans'?
____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 27/4/2004 at 08:44 AM |
Like fuck an idiot is going to be good in bed. Unless all your looking for
is a soft warm spot instead of a considerate, interactive partner.
And sure the stupid would make a good source of food. Once we figure out a
good way to decide who the stupid are.
What would people taste like? Pork, chicken, or dolphin? ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/4/2004 at 09:41 AM |
I think most humans would taste like pork. I have noticed that humans are
often referred to as swine for their mannerisms, hogs for their gluttony
(as well as pigs), and most people wallow in their own flith.
Does anyone want to do my homework for me? ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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ravinsaend
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posted on 27/4/2004 at 10:04 AM |
I would, but I never even did my own when I was in school.
Why aren't felons allowed to vote?(I'm honestly wondering this because I
have a felony on record and it pisses me off, so if you know an honest
reason, please do tell) ____________________ Corruption? Why yes..I have plenty of that for sale. |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 27/4/2004 at 10:05 AM |
Sure! I'll do your Lord of the Flies doo-whacky, and you can do my unit on
Ethan Frome. It'll be fun!
Why don't teachers actually pay attention to dead week? ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/4/2004 at 06:31 PM |
What's dead week?
Double-posting is really a problem in this forum. What should we do about
it? Spank the offenders? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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angel_of_death
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posted on 28/4/2004 at 12:49 AM |
dead week is usually the last week/ few days of school, when all the work
is done, the students can no longer give a fuck about anything the teacher
says, and the teachers can no longer give a fuck about what the students
think. (this is the aussie dead week, may be diffrent else where)
spanking sounds good
did u know it is perfectly leagal to have sex in a public place as long as
you dont expose ur self? ____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try
to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to
kill
the pain in the inside. |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/4/2004 at 12:55 AM |
When one comes across a double post, tha person has the choice of answering
one, the other, or both.
Each night I ask the stars up above: Why must I be a teenager in love? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Shade
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posted on 28/4/2004 at 06:15 AM |
Ravensaend: I believe it is because of the line "In good standing" in the
constitution where it talks about who will be allowed to vote. it's a
little silly as it is the only line that is sill used in it's original
format, but there you are.
Angel Of Death: No I didn't know that, fascinating, and it gives me ideas
Squid: Because you listen to the oldies.
Who thinks long skirts would be a lot more popular if more people were
aware of the public sex law? ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness
with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of
religion.
/>
-Me |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/4/2004 at 08:52 AM |
I think it would make long skirts VERY popular...
Continuing in the line of Squid...
I wonder who wrote up the book of love? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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