anayansi
Occasional Poster Posts: 17 Registered: 18/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/2/2004 at 11:20 AM |
"Yeah, we're not getting much in the way of proper worship, we minor
deities. Only Devin gets regular adoration. More people should go talk to
Schizo who can tell me who needs a spanking or other punishment tailored to
their particular sin. And all those who have confessed and gotten their
just punishments can be absolved at the Shmeng Orgy Rites, courtesy of
Mistress Callei. Give us our due, leave offerings to our altars in sacred
groves, for we are the Triple Goddess who stand around and make the Horny
Deity, Devin the Father, our God look good. " --MerandaJade
oh no! unworshipped goddesses! that means all who haven't been worshipping
have to be punished...i've got dibs |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/3/2004 at 04:23 AM |
Whooo-hooo! I'm finally getting some worship! And chocolates! Now, if
only someone would confess to me. No one ever confesses anything to me.
*goes in a corner and sulks*
And you know you've got to watch out for sulky goddesses! ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Rogue
Member Posts: 199 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/2/2004 at 01:18 PM |
I offer myself and services to the goddesses, to be used or doled out as
they please, to be passed around like a party favour or perhaps just left
on the floor like a lumpy bearskin rug.
I'm a whore that way. |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/2/2004 at 10:50 AM |
Have I not been paying my respects to the deities? *falls to my knees and
bows* Please do forgive me. To some I may offer myself, to others I will
buy them chocolate. May I light a candle in tribute? If I am lucky I will
be at the Shmeng Party and I shall pay tribute to those dieties whom I
worship daily. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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anayansi
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posted on 16/2/2004 at 12:23 PM |
feralucce-leary, ga (one of those towns with 400 people, 300 dogs, and 832
chickens that no one who doesn't actually live there knows about, lol.) |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 10:01 PM |
The swamp? where are you? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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anayansi
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 07:19 PM |
i'm upset, i'm not going to be 18 until july! argh! lol...i'll have to wait
until next year to be punished, unless i've been so bad that y'all feel the
need to make a special trip down to the swamp. |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 04:55 PM |
daria: evil grins* is it available fro anything else in june? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 04:21 PM |
I've never had Turkish delight. When I read those books as a child, I
wanted some badly. I wanted to see what was so good that you'd sell your
soul to the devil.
____________________
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tallidaho
Member Posts: 50 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 10:45 AM |
You know, Feral, they really aren't that hard to find... I live with at
least 7....
____________________ Being Passionate is the only way to survive |
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daria_4
Member Posts: 96 Registered: 29/7/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 08:28 AM |
*kneeling, head bowed*
I already offered my posterior in a picture for review... should it need
any spankings, I will be at the party in June. ____________________ "I've told you before, I don't comprehend religion, although
conviction is a concept I'm beginning to get. In any case, a person
with a real religious conviction is, I propose, a religious convict,
and deserves locking up." |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 08:07 AM |
i hav trouble eating Turkish delight, ever since i re-read those Narnia
books. Even tho you dont LOOK like an evil queen and snow sleds are a bit
silly in Korea, I think I will pass... ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away. |
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Domkitten
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 03:02 AM |
MJ and C I don't have any chocolate delight, but I'll offer you up a
truckload of turkish delight instead.
____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 01:49 AM |
Dead Cell: that was hardly complimentary... I grew up in a city where a
majority of the students are catholic school students... and growin up...
didn' know any virgins... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 12:51 AM |
Okay, okay...*offers myself on March 25th* >.< Lol.
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 15/2/2004 at 12:02 AM |
Chocolate delights work as well. Thank you, dead-cell... *takes a third of
the delights and leaves the rest for Callei and Schizo to split.* ____________________
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dead-cell
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posted on 14/2/2004 at 09:04 PM |
...I'll get to where ever I am going; deity or no deity. However, I am
willing to offer many chocolate delights
"catholic school virgins??? Where??? neer met one" -Feralucce
Great example of how fast blood can flow from the head to the penis.
____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me) |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/2/2004 at 07:21 PM |
I've got my eye on a tasty blonde that loves her hoody and her camera.
Smooch. ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away. |
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/2/2004 at 06:22 PM |
Wow, that came from out of nowhere... Sorry, Anya, you cannot offer an
innocent victim. All dues must be paid in person. Although, if that's a
bribe, I'll take six 6' 2" well-muscled blond viking-type men, carrying a
litter for me to ride in. I've always wanted one of those. ____________________
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tallidaho
Member Posts: 50 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/2/2004 at 04:55 PM |
I go to a Catholic school... and was a virgin.... ____________________ Being Passionate is the only way to survive |
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