KatB
Fanatic Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 08:14 PM |
Gotta love them!
And to my great pleasure I've found a way to make my own
Here is my contribution, I look forward to hear what you guys can cook
up:
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand world peace you need to realize that everything is
controlled by a Al Quaida made up of lesbians with help from jews.
The conspiracy first started during The Vietnam War in Bergen Belsen. They
have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The
Viking discovery of America/Vinland.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by
nosepicking.
They want to gut girlscouts and imprison resisters in Gehenna using steam
ship.
In order to prepare for this, we all must bounce. Since the media is
controlled by Illuminati we should get our information from The US Senate.
Conspiracy Theories ____________________ All stressed out and no one to choke...
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RavensSoul
Member Posts: 63 Registered: 27/3/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/3/2003 at 11:36 AM |
What They Don't Want You To Know:
In order tounderstand that you must escape the ass-clowns running our
society, you must simply sit up straight, drool trickling from the side of
your mouth, and stare at the ceiling. When it begins moving, you know you
have escaped.
( No, movement while blinking does not count )
The reign of ass-clown started during the Spanish Inquisition when they
found the first of the " Bozo Line " touching small boy children behind the
McDonalds. He was then made the into the Pope and worshipped.
The ass-clowns can be identified by large red noses * common among some
species of monkies* eyes that are unusually close together
* think george w. bush * and the need to ride in extremely small cars
and honk little horns. They also enjoy relaxing and taking long walks along
nude beaches for gay men.
Their goal is Disney World Domination and they will stop at nothing to get
it, inside sources say that have already kidnapped and molested Mickey
Mouse. * shame on them, those goddamn ass-clown sons of bitches *
In order to prepare for and end their reign, we must learn to ring bells to
rhythm using only our mouths and wear a chastity belt so that our asses may
not be infiltrated.
God Speed # 2. ____________________ In my eyes, to be human is not to be able to live and die, but it is to
feel pain, love, happiness, and all other things that keep our hearts from
freezing over into the bloody ice that distinguishes man from the beasts of
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Domkitten
Fanatic Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/3/2003 at 06:52 AM |
In order to understand existenstialism you need to realize that everything
is controlled by a the Masquerade made up of the Basque with help from
serial killers.
The conspiracy first started during death of Attila the Hun in Burbon. They
have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the
beheading of Ann Boylen.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by
crotch grabbing.
They want to flip the finger at Hamas and imprison resisters in United
States using partical transfromers.
In order to prepare for this, we all must go voting. Since the media is
controlled by Ralph Nadar we should get our information from Florida.
____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/3/2003 at 07:16 AM |
In order to understand Communism you need to realize that everything is
controlled by unemployed alcoholic clowns made up of Irishmen with help
from all three Yakmen of Shangri-La.
The conspiracy first started during Invasion of Normandy at Shmeng. They
have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the
Rosenberg Trials.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by
their habit of insect imitation.
They want to setting fire to George W. Bush and imprison resisters in New
York using Segway People Movers.
In order to prepare for this, we all must grin with glee. Since the media
is controlled by the E.L.F. we should get our information from the Moral
Majority.
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 05:05 PM |
In order to understand Truth you need to realize that everything is
controlled by the rednecks made up of babies with help from the
Christians.
The conspiracy first started during the battle of Agincourt in Zimbabwe.
They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including
the assassination of JFK.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by
incessant belching.
They want to tickle the goths and imprison resisters in Seattle using
skateboards.
In order to prepare for this, we must all puke. Since the media is
controlled by lesbians we should get our information from the Catholic
priests. ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 05:48 AM |
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Freedom you need to realize that everything is
controlled by a Clan made up of Midgets with help from The Celts.
The conspiracy first started during D-Day in the Taj Mahal. They have been
responsible for many events throughout history, including Chernobyl.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by
Nail bitting.
They want to Beat The Ralieans and imprison resisters in Minnesota using
Donkey Carts.
In order to prepare for this, we all must Eat Big Macs. Since the media is
controlled by Smurfs we should get our information from your mom.
____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 01:02 AM |
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand that watching too much football makes your genitals
shrink, you need to realize that everything is controlled by the Queens of
the Stone Age made up of Blond Sicilians with help from Pissed off Pagans
(commonly called POP).
The conspiracy first started when Columbus borrowed the money from Queen
Isabella to go discover himself...err I mean the New World in the Adromeda
Galaxy.
They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including
the parting of the Red Sea.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by
nail biting and butt scratching.
They want to asphyxiate Right to LIfe People and imprison resisters in
Siberia using buses.
In order to prepare for this, we all must be happy bi-sexuals. Since the
media is controlled by the National Organization for Women, we should get
our information from Rush Limbaugh.
____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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KatB
Fanatic Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 10:36 PM |
Aaah, that is just poetry! Knew I could count on you honey!
Now I'm just waiting to see if any other warped minds comes up with
something good! ____________________ All stressed out and no one to choke...
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 10:33 PM |
(I had to clean it up a little but other than grammer and syntax, it
appears as the generator yielded)
What They Don't Want You to Know:
In order to understand radioactive contamination you need to realize that
everything is controlled by The Beatles made up of retarded Mc Donald's
employees with help from everybody but yoo. The conspiracy first started
during the cancelation of MASH on the planet Grumbek. They have been
responsible for many events throughout history, including the Biblical
flood.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by
excessive casual public masterbation.
They want to Roman quarter Moby and imprison resisters in Ass Vacuum
Central using bumper cars.
In order to prepare for this, we all must totally annhiliate. Since the
media is controlled by flower children we should get our information from
Nazi sleeper agents. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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KatB
Fanatic Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 10:19 PM |
And check out the link goddamn it an post your custom made theory!!! ____________________ All stressed out and no one to choke...
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KatB
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 10:18 PM |
Oh, like the Aliens would touch you... In your dreams, deep one! ____________________ All stressed out and no one to choke...
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 10:11 PM |
Kat, that's absurd. The Aliens that probe mee anally each night and beam
orders to the Shadow Government through my neighbor's dog's brain would
never allow that. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 08:29 PM |
THE IRISH !!! ITS AL THE IRISH AND THEIR DAMN LITTLE PEOPLE !!!! ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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