IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/6/2002 at 01:37 PM |
Observation:
The Hot Topic ad reads: "clicK heRe" If yoo were to get rid of the capital
letters it would read: "cliche"
Nobody Asked ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/6/2002 at 12:58 PM |
I donīt care... but what are you using?
And thanks for the complement.
*is in a hyper-ish mood*
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Piggy's got the Conch!
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/6/2002 at 09:34 PM |
| Thatīs a good one, can I use that? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/6/2002 at 07:58 AM |
I donīt think it really matters *much* what we put on this site, (unless
Devin says otherwise). Stupid Bess filter at school classifys this site as
pornography, having īnudityī and īfoul languageī...
Fuck, why do they have to sensor everything? 
An old man sits in a bar. He begins to complain to another bar patron:
"See this fine bar, here? I crafted it with me own hands, but do they call
me Jacob the bar-builder? No!"
"See that sturdy pier out the window, there? I built it with me own
back-breaking labor. But do they call me Jacob the Pier-builder? No!"
"You know the houses dowen on third avenue? I built them myself! But does
anybody call me Jacob the House-builder? No!"
"But you mess around with a goat, just once..."
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Piggy's got the Conch!
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/6/2002 at 09:54 PM |
GRAVEYARD SHIFT, I was the night manager at a not-so-goth convenience
store.
Okay so Iīm not what yooīd call sexually ...um, normal? But Iīm not one of
those people who constantly plays with myself or anything, it was just a
single impulsive incident. I doubt many of yoo would act differently if
the impulse came to yoo in that situation (god I hope Im not alone on this
one) ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Fallen_Spyder
Occasional Poster   Posts: 11 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/6/2002 at 12:19 PM |
Next thing you know, Squid will be telling stories about masturbating with
blenders and industrial strength super glue
 nobody asked
Now Iīm confused... were you working in a graveyard or graveyard shift at
some icky icky store?
Working in a morgue is actually fun. ____________________
I have the heart of a small boy... in a jar, on my desk.
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DevilBunny
Member   Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/6/2002 at 06:09 AM |
Me and my fucking curiosity...
Anyone who is not over 18, donīt read the cute
story above this post.
You can if you have adult female supervison... ;-)
BTW: working in a graveyard... isnīt that oh-so-goth... ____________________
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2002 at 07:30 PM |
While working graveyard one night, my best friend suprised mee twice by
coming home from college for xmas, and by giving mee a cute little electric
chainsaw as a present. I was working alone because it was the holiday so I
shut down the store and just had to play with my new toy. I realized very
quickly that not only does the little hump where the motor is hiding
vibrates as the chain spins but also that it spins faster the harder yoo
squeeze the trigger.
So there I was being paid doubletime, overtime, and graveyard to be all
alone for the next eight hours with a chainsaw and an erection. What would
yoo have done? I squeezed my penis between the cross bar and the motor
hump (so that it would have appeared as an extension of my penis) and
thrusted while squeezing the trigger.
I actually wanted to pull the saw blade up into my face to flip the
killswitch up while climaxing as an extra thrill but I got carried away.
As I said, itīs not actually that interesting. Oh, and kids: Do not to
try this at home without adult supervison. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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DevilBunny
Member Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2002 at 10:02 AM |
Yeah, right, chainsaw... hey, if you can get your boy or grrl (or anyone
who turns you on) to operate the saw, now then it might be fun.
So, seriously, Squid, whatīs the deal with the chainsaw?
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2002 at 08:47 AM |
Shade: that was VERY good! lol...
yeah, I think a chainsaw would be good. Think of the adrenaline that would
be pumping because of your proximity to it...
Just remember to keep all body parts away from the blade. And didnīt you
know: Squid can regenerate lost body parts... Even those.
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Piggy's got the Conch!
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2002 at 06:37 PM |
| wank wank wank *snicker* Boys being dirty!!!!ahhhh! ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2002 at 05:41 PM |
Well, as Iīm a squid I donīt actually have legs and thus have nothing
between them. But when Iīm dressed-up as a human my man-suit is still
anatomically correct. Itīs not like I immasculated myself (even though
there is a part of mee that might be turned-on by the fantasy of
immasculation)
I think peopleīs opinion of mee might diminish if I were to explain the
process (especially because thatīs not the extent of my perversion) but if
yor seriously interested, ask and Iīll send yoo a private message. Itīs
not actually that interesting.
I probably shouldnīt have said anything. Once again: Nobody Asked! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Shade
Fanatic   Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2002 at 07:54 AM |
quote:
I have to ask this:
Hey, Squid, so what DO you have between your legs, after masturbating with
a chainsaw?
Lots... ____________________
It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me
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DevilBunny
Member Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2002 at 04:42 AM |
I have to ask this:
Hey, Squid, so what DO you have between your legs, after masturbating with
a chainsaw? ____________________
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2002 at 04:01 AM |
Ooooooh, The Prisoner was so twisted! I loved that show. There need to be
more shows about sheer insanity. The Limies just know how to do TV better.
Between The Prisoner and The Young Ones, TV could actually be worth
watching.
Incidently, I actually have masturbated with a chainsaw (long story), and
yoo must not be doing it right because it wasnīt terrific or anything but
it was interesting, certainly not bad. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2002 at 07:43 PM |
| Iie Gaijin! Nah, it wasnīt a threat...itīs a quote from an old conspiracy
show...the Prisoner I think, that stuff was awesome. Iīve worked in a
couple stores before...but you canīt beat the Military for the sheer amount
of conspiracy theories... ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2002 at 10:20 AM |
Dolo: Is that a threat? Better watch yorself gaijin, I got a bladder full
of ink and Im hurting to realease it.
Bettie: The worst part is most people have never worked at a store. For
those of yoo out there who havenīt: Just try it for one pay period and see
if yoo still wonder why everything cant always be perfect all the time and
that its usually not the employees fault. ____________________
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
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-ickgirl
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2002 at 12:31 AM |
Oh hell yes it IS a bitch...weīre SOOO unappreciated...be kind to retail
divas..unless itīs some bitch that workīs at the mac counter in
nordstromīs. If someoneīs met a nice one of those, Iīd pay to see it.
Nothing wrong with wanting your clothes to hold up, nothing at all, but
like I said, we donīt make them, and yes, unfortunately, the more intricate
or delicate something appears, itīs usually as frail and doesnīt take abuse
well or at all. Itīs frusterating, but sometime sacrifices must be made.
I swear Iīve met people that have had NOTHING but bad luck with our shoes,
but as to date Iīve only had one pair fall apart on me, but they were a 25
dollar pair of platform ankleboots and so I just nailed the bottoms back on
*grin*
And we do treat our peeps like fucking royalty...as far as Iīve seen, weīre
one of the few companies that offer raises to associates on twice yearly
appraisals in addition to raises in min wage. We can afford to...take a
look at our listing on the stock market *chaching* and I just qualified for
an employee stock purchase program *chaching*
Kids in retail DO get a lot of shit...ESPECIALLY during back to school and
holiday shopping. HOLY christ on a stick itīs INSANE..and people get so
RUDE and pushy, but you know what itīs my favorite time of year...busy busy
busy.
And I hate having to terminate seasonals..yes, they knew it wasnīt forever
but it still sucks.
Once you work retail you become the most courteous customer in the
WORLD...and you compulsively straighten when youīre in a messy department
store....itīs a disease.
And retail makes you mean...MEAN.
People are always like "Youīre so lucky you get to wear what you want to
work!"
Yeah, but it also means I have to PICK OUT something to wear to work and
risk looking like shit when I get there.
Someday Iīll get a big girl job....yeah right.
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Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2002 at 12:18 AM |
| Hey squid..."Weīll be seeing you..." >Cue creepy music< :lol: ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/6/2002 at 12:29 AM |
Please understand, Im a bitch because I like my clothes to be functional (I
cant stand boots that dont have enough traction to let me stroll up a
vertical wall and a steel toe thatīs strong enough for a DC-10 to run over)
which means I normally have to sacrifice a degree of style. I dont like
the idea of being cornered in an alley wearing an extremely restrictive and
inflammable outfit with my feet stuck in a pair of cinderblocks...actually,
that might be interesting.
I will say, friends who worked there said the company does treat its
employees well which is comendible since working retail can be alot like
the sort of girl I tend to get involved with, easy but a complete bitch. ____________________
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