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princessofdarkness66 on Monday, August 04, 2003 - 02:22 PM PST
Please note that the following submission isn’t something that we’d normally publish. However, things have been a bit serious around here and I thought this might be fun. A single “multi-post” post, if you will. When I first read this “article” I was thinking about how you all would respond; now I won’t have to wonder.
“He's pretty nice when you treat him with respect” really tickled me. -ickgirl
Okay, most of you might have heard of this, the whole Laci Peterson thing. Why the hell are they saying that she was sacrificed in a Satanic ritual? Fuck a duck man, as a Satanist myself, that's just bullshit.
I grew up in a Christian family, got tired of hearing this God bullshit, (no offense to Christians and Catholics out there) and became Wiccan. Got tired of that, now here I am. It pisses me off how people all over the place immediately label a Satanist as someone who sacrifices for their god. Those idiots out there need to do some research on Satanism, because it's against our religion to sacrifice at all. The only time we "kill" is for food if we have nothing to eat. People just see us as psychotic dumbfucks who need to be in jail. If you're a Satanist you probably get exactly what I'm saying here. The Xtians out there only believe what the bible says. I believe the reason we have a National Bible Burning Day is because of all the bullshit they put in there on Satanism. We don't sacrifice small animals, virgins, babies, or children. Now don't get me wrong, I have absolutely no problem with Christians. As long as they don't put down my god, then I'm cool with them. my best friend says she's a Satanist but is always saying "So help me, God.." or "God help me," something with God. Yes, it does bother me, but you people who put down on Satanists and Satanism and Satan himself need to get a grip. Meet him for yourself..I did. He's pretty nice when you treat him with respect. Now, if you're gonna e-mail me a bunch of shit about how much you hate this article I'm writing, go ahead. This has just been bothering me for a while and decided to write about it so you guys can understand this. Thanks for wasting about 6 minutes of your life reading this, I appreciate it! =P...........................bye! -jane
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Re: Satanism
by Psychopixi (psyche.at.psychopixi.dot.com)
on Aug 04, 2003 - 03:01 PM
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I wasn't aware that you could 'tire' of a religion. I mean, I guess you could get tired of trying to be cool, or you could grow out of a phase, but to *tire* of a religion? Maybe you mean that you decided it wasn't for you.
You said that your friend says things like "God help me" and then in the next sentence you said "yes, it does bother me" - do you mean that it bothers you that your friend says things like "Oh God" when she claims to be a Satanist?
Anyhow, in answer to your question, why are people saying that the murder was Satanic, they're saying it because they don't know anything about Satanism, and things that you know nothing about are very easy to hate and blame for all the bad things that happen to you.
"We don't sacrifice small animals, virgins, babies, or children." What about stupid people?
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Re: Satanism by Devin (devin-at-vibechild-dot-com) on Aug 04, 2003 - 03:48 PM (User info | Send a Message) http://devin.vibechild.com/ | Doesn't sacrifice mean doing without something good so that someone (or some deity) else can have it?
In case there was any question about where I stand on this issue. Stupid people are not to be offered on the alter of Devin. Animals and anything else messy is equally un-necessary.
Virgins are welcome however, but please make sure they are of legal age in the location where the offering takes place. Also, please don't kill the virgins or otherwise make a mess of them, just tie them to the alter and make sure you tell me exactly where and when to find them. Then leave them and come back in the morning and clean up the ropes and ripped clothing. This will ensure a happy deity and many blessings for you and your people.
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Bowling for Virgins by Monolycus on Aug 04, 2003 - 10:38 PM (User info | Send a Message) | I'm sorry, Devin, but if virgins of legal age were easy to come by, many of us wouldn't have much time for religious observances.
~M. |
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Re: Satanism by Psychopixi (psyche.at.psychopixi.dot.com) on Aug 05, 2003 - 02:27 AM (User info | Send a Message) http://psychopixi.com | "just tie them to the alter" Would you prefer it if the alter were in the shape of a bed? I'm sure I can manage that. Though I haven't yet worked how how to tie myself to it. ;o) |
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Devinism by Arthegarn on Aug 07, 2003 - 11:06 AM (User info | Send a Message) | And always remember the offer is to be paired with a cool champagne bottle and something to eat. The Divine doesn't eat but those aromas are nice to him |
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Re: Satanism
by daria_4 (-)
on Aug 04, 2003 - 03:58 PM
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I realize that this caliber of work isn't something that is normally posted here (and I'm thankful for that), but damn if it doesn't make me feel better about my own writing skills and the small projects I'm currently working on! Rants are fine and dandy, but I've always found that it's a good idea to step back for an hour or two--or even a day--to let yourself cool down and re-read your thoughts before hitting the submit button.
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Re: Satanism
by Merry_Widow on Aug 04, 2003 - 05:16 PM
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So if the whole "God" in your friends vocablulary doesn't bother you, why did you bring it up? Honest curiousity here. As to the Laci Peterson case, the idea of a Satanist cult having a hand in this came strictly from the defense. Their job is to prove that someone else could have done it. So they are ofering up a theory. Granted, it's not a very good one, but it is them doing their job. They are playing to the media, to the public, and getting paid for it. And Xians, or Christians, whichever you prefer, don't all adhere strictly to the bible. Generalizations are a very dangerous thing my dear. Try and avoid them.
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Re: Satanism by bettie_x (strangersangel@hotmail.com) on Aug 04, 2003 - 10:32 PM (User info | Send a Message) http://bettie_x.tripod.com/ | Yeah, double-speak is precious isn't it? I say goddammit all the time. As well as oh god, jesus christ *exhasperation*, jumpin jesus, and holy shit. It just is a good expression, rolls off the tounge, has that PUNCH....like douchebag, cocksucker, and assmonger. I use those a lot too, even tho I wouldn't say I hold people who suck cock and monger asses as BAD people, it's just fun to say.
Try using "buddah dammit" sometime. Not as catchy, but good for "that look" |
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Re: Satanism by Shade (Shade@Gothcult.com) on Aug 05, 2003 - 06:07 AM (User info | Send a Message) http://www.hotelshade.com | I've always been rather fond of Crist-onna-crutch! it's kind of like a crunchy snack but more explative. Well, that and it does piss off the fundies which is fun on occasion.
Seriosuly, on the idea of someone who says "thank glod" or whatever after they have become a Satanist; old habits are hard to break. Verbal habits are even harder because they don't have anything physical attached to them unless you have a friend who will smack you with a trout everytime you say it. Changing your religion, while pretty life altering in and of itself sometimes does not automagically change your whole vocabulary. |
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Re: Satanism by Meranda_Jade (Meranda@mymind.com) on Aug 07, 2003 - 07:21 PM (User info | Send a Message) | I always kinda liked "Jesus Christ on a motherfucking crutch!" or Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ!!" For a while it was "shitgoddamnithellfuck" and after I met Rogue and he cleaned up my trailer-trash speech a bit, it was "Jesus H." No fuckin idea what the H. stood for, but there you go... |
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Re: Satanism by Meranda_Jade (Meranda@mymind.com) on Aug 08, 2003 - 06:09 AM (User info | Send a Message) | Yeah well..... I think sometime ago, Devin put all kinds of dirty keywords somewhere as a big middle finger to one of the censor-blocking programs that had blocked this site. I'm not the first, last or only person to cuss just for the sheer fun of it here... |
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Re: Satanism by bettie_x (strangersangel@hotmail.com) on Aug 09, 2003 - 10:40 PM (User info | Send a Message) http://bettie_x.tripod.com/ | Potty mouth is a joyous thing to be celebrated, as long as it's interesting. Is it any wonder my favorite comedian is George Carlin? Not because he's the only person on earth that swears more than ME, but because of HOW he uses it. And for the record, when I was a kid, looking up dirty words in the dictionary was considered good times, but when I got the internet it opened up a whole new world for me. I didn't even have to type in dirty words. A friend of mine was doing a report and typed "Bunnies" into a search engine and came up with 2K PORN sites before she came across ONE about the ANIMAL. Yes, there is a website for "stinky cheese", and one for "goat fucker" and one for "motherfucker" and so on and so forth. All hail technology :D |
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Re: Satanism by Meranda_Jade (Meranda@mymind.com) on Aug 10, 2003 - 08:04 PM (User info | Send a Message) | I agree, and you pull off potty mouth so much better than I ever could. I think people tend to look askance at me whenever I go off, and now my kids have an amazing command of the language... they know they're not to actively use it in public until middle school, but their flair with cussing just amazes me. It's cute and funny when a 7 year old uses a dirty word, but when they use it in the correct context, as a correct reaction to something, you can't help but be proud of them. It's not terribly cute or funny when they use it in front of the christian family across the street and said family comes to me about it, but if the word was used for a good reason, I tend to let it go. I've had to wash mouths out with soap exactly three times. Once when the oldest cussed for no good reason, once when the middle child was doing it to impress the neighborhood kids, and once when the youngest was saying "Dammit!" after I'd told him to get ready for bed. (he was being defiant). Now, when the oldest was doing her schoolwork, and said, " This is driving me fucking crazy!", I let it go. She was doing her best and it released a bit of steam, and she was able to concentrate on the math after that. Plus, it was funny as hell. And besides, what else can you say, after discovering that your twin toddlers had smeared their own feces on the wall of their bedroom for the fourth time, except, "Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ, what the hell are you DOING!!!!?" |
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Re: Satanism by Schizo (Aranea@spidersdance.com) on Aug 25, 2003 - 05:51 PM (User info | Send a Message) http://http:// | Oh yeah, I can't wait for my daughter to swear in front of her grandparents. I do pretty well not swearing around them, but I'm afraid in a few years she's going to let the cat out of the bag! *cringe* |
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Re: Satanism
by bettie_x (strangersangel@hotmail.com)
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Well also if you claim to be a satanist, then you wouldn't state things are "against our religion" as Satanism is a non-religion and a philosophical mindset, hence NOTHING is against your non-religion, because you dont' HAVE to have rules to follow because they don't exist. yes lavey wrote the satanic commandments, but take in mind the man who wrote them, probably tounge in cheek and hand buzzer at the ready, intended them not as rules but as just simple common sense actions/reactions in life that DESCRIBE the satanist, not are SUBSCRIBED to by the satanist. Lemme break it down for you (as I've had to do quite often recently. huh) in modern laveyist satanism the devil doesn't exist. It's a catalyst for a mindset and a good way to instantly get someone's drawers in a knot. No Devil, you dig? It's athiesm with an agenda.
Most the the Psychotic Dumbfucks that claim the devil in their deeds are usually either a) crazy b)lying c) has a disassociative disorder d) your garden variety Devil Worshipper who DOES kill shit for kicks and religion (like the german couple...hello wacko!).
And I'd like to know, when you met the Devil, which form did he choose to unfurl his magnificent dark self to you? Snortable, injectible, or smokeable? I hear these days he's appearing as candy flavored chewables to appeal to the younger crowds.
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Re: Satanism by VampCourt (Morbidchic@hotmail.com) on Aug 04, 2003 - 07:23 PM (User info | Send a Message) http://www.geocities.com/vampcourt/index.html?1017202482720 | "And I'd like to know, when you met the Devil, which form did he choose to unfurl his magnificent dark self to you? Snortable, injectible, or smokeable? I hear these days he's appearing as candy flavored chewables to appeal to the younger crowds. "
why yes. yes, he also comes in forms of baked foods. like satan pie.
tastes like sulfur and ass.
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Re: Satanism
by Schizo (Aranea@spidersdance.com)
on Aug 05, 2003 - 03:31 AM
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Well, seems to me you're yet another who doesn't know the difference between a Satanist and a Satan-worshipper. But Bettie's already explained that better than I can.
By the way, the Bible doesn't say anywhere that Satan-worshippers sacrifice animals, virgins, or children. All it says is that there's a bad guy out there to get you, and a good guy who will rescue you from him if you let him. Just seems to me you believe the same, only switching the names.
How nice of you to be cool with Christians, as long as they don't put down your god. Too bad you can't do the same for them, instead of glibly labeling their beliefs as bullshit. By the way, you can't give offense and then expect to make it all better by saying "no offense". It's kind of like when my mom used to say "I won't nag, but..."
The use of the word "God" in the way you described is forbidden by the Christian faith, as using his name in vain. Why then should it bother you if your "satanist" friends say it? Anyway, you use the word "god" to describe your deity. How do you know that your friends are capitalizing it? Maybe they're saying "god" as in "Satan."
As for meeting Satan, I'm interested in knowing how you accomplished that. And how you knew for sure it was Satan when you saw him. Or if you just imagined the whole thing. You know, I met my imaginary friend the other day, and he is pretty nice when you treat him with respect, too. Doesn't mean he's real, or a god. I would think that someone with the power to contact Satan himself would write a far less ignorant and contradictory article about it.
Really, I hope you don't think anyone's going to bother to send you hate mail over this. Your article is not really offensive, just annoyingly misinformed and delusional.
You sound very young. Perhaps you will soon "get tired" of Satan-worshipping. Perhaps you will eventually get to the point where you believe what you believe because you've found it to be real, and not based on how tired you were of the last thing you tried to believe. Getting tired of things doesn't mean they aren't valid. I get pretty tired of having to change diapers sometimes, but they still exist and I still have to do them. Still doing something when you're tired of it is good proof that it's truly important to you.
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Re: Satanism by Shade (Shade@Gothcult.com) on Aug 05, 2003 - 06:44 AM (User info | Send a Message) http://www.hotelshade.com | Well said Schizo. Just add a few thoughts and questions, I'd like to ask if you became Satanist because it was pop culturally the opposite of Xian? It doesn't look like you have done the research to find out much about Satanism, but that is understandable, most people who choose a religion because they feel they have to hae a religion don't bother to find out much about their new pet religion. (how many ties can I type religion without typoeing?)
I understand your outrage at having satanism labeled as the newest reason for Lacy being iced, but again, did you do your research? Are you aware that the US is ruled by a puritan Xian culture and that the very concept of Satan is enough to vilify anything that uses it? Did you know that the churches that hand out those cutesy comic book pamphlets about going to hell are damned by other churches because the damning churches say it is evil to even portray Satan? (Don't worry Bettie, I know Satanism and the Xian devil have nothing to do with each other except the name, it's the use of the name that I'm poking right now) If you choose a religion like Satanism, you are just asking for it. I'm asking for the same kind of ridicule whenever I say my religion is Heathen, and that's only slightly more than I got when I said I was Buddhist.
Just to poke this idea too. For a long time I said I had no religion. I did not call myself atheist or agnostic because those were Xian creations and I wanted to have nothing to do with that churches line of BS, then as I grew and matured I realized I had some ideas and ideals in common with Buddhists, the Hare Krishnas, Hindus and the Taoists so I caled myself Buddhist because it was the the one I had the most in common with. I still agree with much of their teachings, but I don't hold it to be a religion so much as a lifestyle. Buddhism, like Feral's Erisianism pretty much says find your way and believe in yourself. If your path is true, than you have found your own divinity. I have come to the belief that as long as a religion is a "religion" it is just a facade, once it becomes a lifestyle, it becomes a reality (Special thanks to Callei for letting me rant and rail and come to that conclusion on my own). This I believe is a logical and possible conclusion for any religion, Schizo is a perfect example of someone taking the christian faith and turning it into a lifestyle and a reality that has nothing to do with how others percieve her. She no longer needs Church or a priest to prove to her that she is still Christian, she just knows that that is the name she gives to the path she has chosen through life.
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Re: Satanism by bettie_x (strangersangel@hotmail.com) on Aug 05, 2003 - 06:49 PM (User info | Send a Message) http://bettie_x.tripod.com/ | Goddamn, between you two there just isn't much more to argue on this matter. Then again Schitzo has to be pretty good at putting things to bed by now, as babies and arguments rarely go without a fight :P Well done kids, and shade I always understand what you're writing, no need to clear things up so I won't jump on you, you should know by now that you're well beyond the reaches of my automatic knot tying underwear machine. |
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Re: Satanism by Arthegarn on Aug 07, 2003 - 11:41 AM (User info | Send a Message) | Yeah, the Bible never ever says anything about there being satanists. The whole concept is an absurd to a jew. As for not using the word "God" in vain, you and I should have a nice intesesting (for us, it would bore everyone else to death) chat about the issue, I don't think that commandment means that.
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Re: Satanism by Schizo (Aranea@spidersdance.com) on Aug 08, 2003 - 05:31 PM (User info | Send a Message) http://http:// | Yeah, I don't believe that particular commandment has anything to do with "oh my God" and the like, either. But most Christians, at least of the variety I used to deal with, get pretty squeamish with such phrases.
And whenever the Bible talks about followers of Satan, it usually just refers to your regular run-of-the-mill bad guys, not nowadays Satan-worshipper types with rituals and inverted pentacles and so on and so forth. The only people in the Bible who sacrificed children and stuff like that were the Canaanite nations who worshipped gods like Molech. And I don't think it even specified that the children were killed - maybe they were just dedicated to temple service or something. And the ancient Isrealites sacrificed animals. I don't know - I get the impression that this author never really payed much attention to the God bullshit before they "got tired" of it! If you're going to reject something, at least figure out what you're rejecting first. |
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Re: Satanism
by Squire-of-Gothos (Brian0049@hotmail.com)
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And I'm sure Satan didn't appear to her in the classic biblical image of a serpent bodied woman, but a big red guy with horns and tail, right? I estimate that from her saying she met a "him" not a "her". Such an image was only conjured up in the last 400 years. Oh well, whatever floats their boat.
"He's pretty nice when you treat him with respect" So is Hitler's ghost, but power hungry tyrants tend to enjoy people groveling at their feet and bidding them respect and servitude. Stupid blanket statements and comments based on incorrect facts are always fun to break down, but this is some really sad stuff.
On the other hand, Its the story of a million high school students. Rebel against Jeudeo-Christian family life, take up Wicca cuz it's like cool, tire of the fact that its not all love spells and magick, and turn to a more "extreme" theo-philosophical mindset. Can you blame them? At least they don't just accept the force fed religion of their childhood as infalible truths. They try to expand and experiment, and maybe even learn. But the sad fact is, that the majority of teenage society is too obsessed with T&A, Highschool class struggles, their own narcissism, and television, to ever handle the sacrifice and time that it takes to practice a religion or philosophical mindset properly. Especially when its something rather different and complicated like Satanism, or even Wicca. But thats a given.
None the less, closed mindedness is becoming the new national sport, and it seems to me that the ones who whine about it the most, are just as repressed, confused, and unreasonable as the people that they condemn.
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Re: Satanism by bettie_x (strangersangel@hotmail.com) on Aug 05, 2003 - 06:59 PM (User info | Send a Message) http://bettie_x.tripod.com/ | I have no problem with people "testing the water" OR saying bollocks to whatever is being fed to them, but if you're gonna TRY something, PLEASE don't become one of those "instant philosophers/experts" on something that you're using to piss off your parents, get laid, or sound cool. Hell the only reason I have even been TALKING about satanism lately is because it seems to be the topic of the week and some *cough* are just getting it plain wrong and I'm not one to sit by and allow misinformation, innocent or not, slide by.
The easiest way to describe it for me is that I didn't become a satanist, I always was one I just didn't have a fancy little "hi, my name is ____" tag for it. I knew a tad about it in highschool, and years ago my husband picked me up "satan speaks" and "the devil's notebook" at borders, and I sat reading it thinking "huh, this cat thinks like me, how rad is that?" Granted it's nice to know that there are ordained groups for meetings and fun and whatnot, but honestly I'm far to lazy and introverted to sit with people that I barely know and have only the bond of an ideal holding me to them, let alone show up for scheduled meetings. It's a pain in the ass for me to show up to WORK at scheduled times, I don't need one more structured "to do" in my day. Does that make me any more or less a devote satanist than the next fellow? No. I'm just as comfortable and happy with how I live my life as a card carrying member of the COS. I'm just a tad lazier. ANd that's the difference between people who can just be content with their life path and those that FIND one that sounds neat, who expect it to fill their time instead of just be another aspect of themselves. I don't care if anyone else joins the club (more dip for me, either way), they can do what they want. Those that preach the loudest are usually convincing THEMSELVES more than they are trying to convince other people. |
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Re: Satanism by Squire-of-Gothos (Brian0049@hotmail.com) on Aug 06, 2003 - 07:01 AM (User info | Send a Message) http:// | Oh I agree with you completely. There's no problem with experimenting, testing waters, etc., but too many of the kids today bore themselves into a hole with it. They conjure up such an incorrect image of what they're doing and practicing, that when the truth finally gets out and they see how wrong they've been, it turns them off to the idea. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p> And I do feel that those who preach loudest preach to themselves, most definitely. It caries over to the post I made in the forums about Religion. More often than not, the zealot Christians and Catholics who spout condemning remarks and hateful passages from the Bible, are usually just trying to bolster their own faith. None the less, I have noticed you speaking out when Satanism gets brought up on the site, and there’s no problem with setting the record straight, and informing the misinformed. I could point out tons of examples where I’ve been totally incorrect, and generally someone (Monolycus, Feralluce, you) have corrected me. And you know what. Nothing makes me happier. I love to learn from my mistakes. Unfortunately some people don’t take it well, but what the heck.
One thing that will most likely never change is that people are usually obsessed with their image. Whether it be cloths, friends, or religious beliefs, some people will try and use them to their advantage, to seem cooler, deeper, or more worldly. I don't know much of anything, but I do know that it takes more than a minor (and incorrect) grasp of a philosophical belief to start preaching to people about how "I'm a Satanist, and that Christian bullshit, not that I don't like them, is stupid, and my Satanism is more right than my friends, cuz she says 'God' sometimes, and my black is blacker than your black" and anything else of that ilk. That kind of attitude is counterproductive, and quite frankly, fucking stupid.<o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p> |
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Re: Satanism by Arthegarn on Aug 07, 2003 - 11:35 AM (User info | Send a Message) | Do you get laid a lot by being a satanist? Maybe I should switch sides... |
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Re: Satanism by bettie_x (strangersangel@hotmail.com) on Aug 07, 2003 - 11:57 PM (User info | Send a Message) http://bettie_x.tripod.com/ | actually i'm a poor source for that info as not only am i married, but i only REALLY got into it after i got married. I suppose that satanists get just as much tail as others that don't have restrictive religious beliefs to deter them. |
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Reliwhat?
by Arthegarn on Aug 07, 2003 - 10:58 AM
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Once upon a time, Arthegarn had found a little time to read some Shmeng and, as he was having a walk through its gardens in the dusk, he stumbled upon one post labelled "religion". The Forbidden Fruit. He couldn't resist
So he took a bite and it tasted strange. Who's that Laci Peterson person? When he swallowed he realised he had to rephrase the question; Who was that Laci Peterson person? He decided to have a look at the internet and found a lot of information about how to give money to five different funds and little information of who she was or what happened- He concluded she had been killed by her husband. Big deal. No satan yet...
He decided that hte Laci peterson thing was just a first try and that he should bite the apple a second time. It tasted like God's bullshit, but he didn't get offended, he always thought "he does not offend who wants tu, but who is able to" and actually he liked the taste of God's bullshit anyway.
So he kept on eating the fruit, but he started getting tired of the taste. Now, of course eating a fruit (just like having a faith) has got absolutely nothing to do with getting tired, it's not about either fun or exertion so he kept on eating it, wondering perhaps what would have happened if Jesus had "gotten tired of God's bullshit" in Getsemani (no one got more of God's bullshit that Jesus, ya know)
But then he began getting confused, The fruit was going to his head or something. So what was this fruit all about? More definition problems? There are a LOAD of "satanists" arounds (as there are christians) all of them saying they are right and the rest of the chuirches is wrong. To say that satanism has nothing to do with sacrifices is like to say that Christianism has nothing to do with sacrifices. So, what is goth? Ask a goth and you'll get an answer, ask another and you'll get another, some goths don't even like black and catholic priests dress in black but sing mass in white and... Ow my, that fruit was making him think nonesense! "Well" he thought "if I am thinking nonsense I am in the right direction"
Then he couldn't help but remembering a conversation he had some years ago with Madrid's "bishop" of Lucifer's Light Church (luciferites). He had always liked debating with him, he had a keen mind, and many times they had spent the whole night debating some obscure point of morality (evil, he said, is as difficult to do as good is). So this person told Arthegarn (in the middle of a crescent ethilic intoxication) how a good fella he wash and haw a cleva fella he wash just he couldn't belif Arthegarn worshipped a filicide, and Arthegarn answered that he also wash such a cleva fella he couldn't believe he worshipped a loser. Now is that putting down Satan? Nay, after all he'd rather reign in hell than serve in heaven...
So Arthegarn finished his fruit quickly and found nothing more of interest on it, just he thought the apple was asking him not to finish the apple or something.
When he finished his apple he found he still was in the Garden of Shmeng. No Bettie with a flaming whip sent by Devin the Divine had appeared to kink his ass off...
Maybe that wasn't the forbidden fruit he thought it would be after all.
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Meeting Satan
by Arthegarn on Aug 07, 2003 - 11:48 AM
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At the Shmeng party, if anyone gets me very, very drunk, ask me about my experiences with this sort of "magic". I won't say it can be done but I most definitely can't say it can't be done.
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Re: Meeting Satan by Meranda_Jade (Meranda@mymind.com) on Aug 07, 2003 - 02:50 PM (User info | Send a Message) | I thought you were going to be the one to get the rest of us very, very drunk with all the wonderfully exotic European liquors you were going to bring... ;-) |
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Re: Satanism
by Dolorosa (SixOfSwords@IU.zzn.com)
on Aug 08, 2003 - 06:39 PM
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This may be a bit too obtuse for me...but this entire thing reminds me of a painting thingy I saw once, or maybe I didn't...I don't remember the french phrase exactly, but translated into english it is simply, "This is not a pipe." Surface wise it doesn't seem to fit at first...but the more I look at it I realize...
Satanism is not a pipe.
Heh heh...
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Just Being Didactic by Monolycus on Aug 08, 2003 - 08:01 PM (User info | Send a Message) | You are referring to Rene Magritte's 1926 surrealist painting "Leci n'est pas une pipe". It hangs in the Art Institute of Chicago and constitutes one of the few reasons anyone wanders into the surrealism section there. The deconstructionist Michel Foucault (pronounced "Fucko") wrote a monograph about it in 1979. While I have never been impressed with the piece qua art, it is a grand joke to those people who get it. This has been a public service announcement.
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Re: Satanism
by Sardonic-Pain (SardonicxPain@aol.com)
on Oct 01, 2003 - 11:57 AM
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i think i did waste my time reading this in all homesty....I have read the Satanic bible and have a few friends that are satanist.....and true satanist at that...and your you to proclaim you are something when you have jumped from religion to religion is just wrong....I bet tomorrow you'll be muslim....or maybe hindu....or catholic...::rolls eyes:: and "I have absolutely no problem with Christians. As long as they don't put down my god, then I'm cool with them" WHAT GOD DO YOU HAVE IN SATANISM?! did you even comprehend the Satanic bible...if your going to preach about ignorance make sure the subject that you yourself are preaching about are not ignorant...because you are comming off extremely ignorant....
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