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Those Damned Ads
by Monolycus on Jul 06, 2002 - 11:31 PM
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Overdone, exaggerated consequences, insufferable kids... and you forgot to mention outright lying. I rant for five minutes after every "Truth.com" ad they play... "Cyanide? Just like rat poison...? Rat poison is strychnine! Cyanide is found in apple seeds... should I stop eating apples too...? Fucking punk! Sudden Infant Death Syndrome...? Fuckhead, if they knew what caused SIDS they would rename it... that's the god damned point! I'm sorry... I couldn't hear your whiny-ass retort through that obnoxious, zero-fluid-content nonsmoker cough!" And so on.
I light up every time I see one and blow smoke at the screen as well. That's why I think the tobacco companies are behind them. It's kind of a weird reverse psychology. Every time I think about quitting, I can't get that squealy little loudmouthed fourteen year old bink out of my head... "My parents smoke and I'm freakin' sick of it...". Of course, the version that plays in my head ends with her being hit by a cement truck. Incidentally, it is an electrically-powered cement truck so that the exhaust won't cause her any respiratory problems.
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Re: Re: Those freaking non-smokers!
by MorteAscendo on Jul 09, 2002 - 03:41 AM
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I buy smokes at 3 bucks a pack...and if i want to buy Japanese smokes they are like 2 bucks! lol..Military has its advantages and disadvanges...heh...GO NAVY!!!
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