Multimess Date Thursday, April 18, 2024 - 12:59 AM PST Topic Humor Multi post. Multi post. Multi post. Its so nice to see the influx of spring kindergothen. No seriously. I LIKE them, they taste like chicken, at least with bar-b-que sauce. This time around we have two delusional fashion police and one hippie goth. I find it sort of ironic that one kid calls for us to stop loving our pets (or Christmas, or Halloween, or maybe our cameras, I’m not really sure) and another calls for us to stop burning down the rain forests. Goth Revolution Good Tidings Goths of middle earth, your lord darktavio has arrived. Yes, it is I, Darktavio, the creator of things like huge black jeans with chains connecting the legs that sad suburban kids like to wear in the summer. (So now we all know who to blame for those heinous fashion mistakes) I also introduced the world to black sweatshirts with thumb holes punched into the sleeves. (No kiddo you didn’t. that was some homeless guy in Chicago) To all of you freaks and losers and fucking nerds who are held at the lowest social wrung of society, its time you united. (Yeah ok. United 14.8s and fight back against all that repressive homework) Gather together every fat lesbian Goth, every overly skinny gay Goth, and the 4 heterosexual Goths who match each others bondage out fits and follow me. (So wait, you think of your fellow babigoths based solely on who they want to fuck? You really are just hitting puberty aren’t you?) Seeing that we are all extremely weak because we like to sit inside eating cheetos and listening to Manson, our revolution will be done psychologically. (Personally I can’t stand cheetos. I prefer Doritos, and Blue Corn chips rock.) Since we are dumber than the rest of society, we need to use our skills of materialistic principles and hypocritical non-conformity to outwit the enemy: everyone. (I don’t know if black clad 14.8s are dumber than other-color-clad 14.8s, but they do post here more often so I get to see just how little good state education has done them. There is a logical fallacy in this last statement, when taken with the “unite” line. See if you can figure it out kiddo.) If we all step up to the level of super Goth, we can win. (its called Uber, with two dots over the U, like nipple piercing. And I find that I have to ask “win what?”) Paint your entire bodies with paint thinner to make your skin translucent, color your eyeballs with eyeliner to make them black as my emo soul, and drape yourselves like Muslims in black denim covered with studs. (so wait, now you are emo? And you think Muslims (which you misspelled by the way) drape themselves in black denim? I am not even going to comment on the paint thinner other than to say “Darwin awards”.) VIVA LA GOTHALUTION Jordanthekert To The Imitations I am well aware of the fact that my constant ranting on the subject of anti-conformity crazed youths, punks, and poser Goths has offended some if not many of my readers. (Let me just step up and say “what?” we haven’t heard any of that from you, at least not under this name. Or that was interesting enough for me to recall.) My reaction to this epiphany of mine is simply...bite me. I bite harder. (That is not an epiphany. Try using a thesaurus if you are going to try to use big words.) What I write, for the most part, is aimed at those who would be so easily angered by my comments on their lifestyles and the source of what fills their wardrobes. (so you write things in hopes of pissing off your audience? Is that why you are now trying to post here? Shmeng is not a gothsite, so we don’t care where people buy their clothes.) I write solely to cause hatred. (No, you write solely (its easy to misspell that word, like you did, for people that aren’t clear about how to say words that they think they know) for self aggrandizement and attention). For when you lash back out at me, you make me aware of just how 'touched' you were by my writings. (put it away junior, it aint touchin’ me.) That, in turn, lets me know how right I am about you. (so, if someone writes back it is because they hate you and because they hate you, it means that they buy their clothes at a place of which you do not approve?) If you truly are 'Lord of the somethings' and 'Vampress of all what-knots' than you would be agreeing with me rather than arguing with me. (I know a few people with real titles and they wouldn’t have a clue what you are yammering on about. Frankly I am not too sure myself) Your constant claims of darkness have begun to eat away at my patience. (so stop reading other kids’ blogs about how much they want to grow up to be goth) My stomach convulses when I see those pictures of your painted faces on Halloween filed next to the pictures of your favorite pets on Christmas morning. (I so don’t get your point here. Is it that people who dress up for Halloween aren’t allowed to have pets? Is it that you want to see their pets in Halloween face paint? Do you object to someone celebrating Halloween and Christmas on religious grounds? What the hell is your point here?) Where is the balance in your claim? (I am guessing that you feel that someone that can love their pets and love to be all gloomcookie doesn’t have balance. I think your real argument is that they have too much balance.) You sicken me with your word choice. (ditto kiddo) Slang and profanity degrades your ability to devise clever come-backs or witty insults. (So does the misuse and overuse of words. Fuck you has way more impact that something Shakespearian that is misquoted.) Oh "People of The Darkness" when defending what you claim, let us conjure a greater response than, "Fuck you." (I like to pretend that most people are worth the energy to insult in depth and detail. But some people aren’t. ) Until you can, speak not of your "evil secrets" and may we not hear the whispers of you softer side by means of your posted pictures. (Again I say “stop reading other people’s blogs if they offend you. Stop trying to make everyone that you bump into one dimensional. People are actually more complicated and, hopefully, more interesting that just what they wear. Well some people are. Oh and remember what I said about misuse of words? This is not the 1800’s.) Here, allow me this bit of advice which I shall share in your own slang terms. Get real. (Here, allow me this bit of advice, which I shall share with you in your own terms. Get spell-check and use the thesaurus. DO NOT MAKE ME CLEAN UP ANOTHER OF YOUR POSTS.) ArsenikVein The death of our planet We live on planet earth-stating the obvious but it needs to be said. If we ruin it we have nowhere else to live. So why are people treating it with so much disrespect? Burning down the trees in the Amazon is not helping us. Just so you can get cheap wood we decrease our source of oxygen? (It is nice to see someone else besides the 500 or so members here wanting to stop the strip farming of the Amazon and help the population find ways to enrich their soil so that they can reuse land. See I too have heard about the “awful” things being done to that forest. Have you heard about what is happening to some of the other great forests in the world?) And letting out tons of greenhouse gases. If we carry on like this there will only be a small strip of land to live in. The world is already overpopulated without having to squeeze our habitat. (we wont have anywhere to live, that is the point about global warming.) I could go on but the end result is that if we carry on like this we will see the death of our planet. (no we wont. It takes a lot more to “kill” a planet that merely changing it climate some. It would mean the death of lots of the present species, but the planet, and life, would go on.) Shadows So the kids are exercising their brains, such as they are. And wasting net space with their brain droppings. I did my best to add some levity and some sanity to the posts, but please jump in a bitch slap away. This article comes from Shmeng http://www.shmeng.com/ The URL for this story is: http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=815