Rules the last part Date Friday, April 19, 2024 - 05:27 PM PST Topic Entertainment And here we go! 75. Never date anyone whose name begins with "Lord" or "Lady" unless they are British and can prove it. 76. Never date anyone whose rules don't apply to them 77. Never date anyone whose sexuality changes more than twice on the first date 78. Never date anyone whose smile never reaches their eyes 79. Never date anyone with more shoes than underwear 80. Never date anyone with more than 5 online identities 81. Never date anyone with whom you work 82. Never date anyone without a favorite number. 83. Never date married people when children are involved. Regardless of whether they want it or not, you will always be the lowest priority. Have sex with them if you want, just don’t try to “date” them. 84. Never date someone that alphabetizes his or her canned goods. 85. Never date someone that doesn’t already have a hobby in common with you 86. Never date someone that doesn’t know how to put on their own condom/dental dam/other barrier method 87. Never date someone that doesn’t know what their sign is and gets mad if you tell them 88. Never date someone that says, “You read this shit?” 89. Never date someone that thinks trust games are things that get stock brokers put in jail 90. Never date someone that wont share their popcorn with you in the movie theatre 91. Never date someone that wont sit on a bench in a public park and admire the scenery with you 92. Never date someone that wont skip in public with you 93. Never date someone that wont splash around in the tub 94. Never date someone that wont watch a Disney movie with you 95. Never date someone who categorically refuses to share his or her dessert. 96. Never date someone who thinks getting back to their roots means cow tipping 97. Never date someone who thinks you have bad taste 98. Never date someone with more issues than your mother 99. Never date the bouncer, no matter what kind of “free ins” they claim they can get you 100. Never trust a girl with no fags - never trust a fag with no girls - never trust a dyke with no boys - and never trust a boy with no dykes This article comes from Shmeng http://www.shmeng.com/ The URL for this story is: http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=740