the Rules part II
Date Thursday, March 28, 2024 - 09:31 AM PST
Topic Entertainment


Here we go again....




38. Never date ANYONE that says, “Sex toys? You are enough for me.” And means it.
39. Never date anyone that tastes bad
40. Never date anyone that thinks flirting IS foreplay.
41. Never date anyone that thinks philosophy is a neat idea.
42. Never date anyone that thinks polysyllabic is a kink or thinks monosyllabic is a disease
43. Never date anyone that thinks RHPS is a “lifestyle choice"
44. Never date anyone that thinks society is right
45. Never date anyone that thinks your music sucks
46. Never date anyone that wears more dabs of perfume/cologne that they have items in their pockets/purse/jacket
47. Never date anyone that wont let you borrow their clothes
48. Never date anyone that wont let you check their references, go to their favorite bar, or meet them at work
49. Never date anyone that wont sing along
50. Never date anyone that you meet at a dance club after 1am
51. Never date anyone that your pets hate.
52. Never date anyone when you cant tell yourself why you want a date
53. Never date anyone when your parents are coming to visit, its not fair to you, them or the parentals.
54. Never date anyone who can count from zero to his or her IQ in less than ten seconds.
55. Never date anyone who cannot say something positive about part of their body
56. Never date anyone who cuts themselves - ever - even if you think you can fix them
57. Never date anyone who does not have a secret ugly color they are obsessed with
58. Never date anyone who does not read fiction. Even if it is comics
59. Never date anyone who doesn't know how to wash their hands
60. Never date anyone who gets jealous of your friends
61. Never date anyone who is afraid to try new foods
62. Never date anyone who is frequently drunk with way too much ammo
63. Never date anyone who is ugly when they laugh
64. Never date anyone who keeps their returned coinage instead of dropping it into the tip jar at an ice cream place
65. Never date anyone who needs a joke to make you laugh
66. Never date anyone who prefixes everything intelligent they say with "my therapist says:"
67. Never date anyone who refers to themselves in the 3rd person
68. Never date anyone who says "the divorce isn't final"
69. Never date anyone who says they have never had/never needed therapy
70. Never date anyone who thinks they are perfect
71. Never date anyone who thinks you are perfect
72. Never date anyone who wont have sex with the lights on
73. Never date anyone who won't tell you their real name
74. Never date anyone who's gods are stranger than your own



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