the rules Date Thursday, April 25, 2024 - 06:34 AM PST Topic Entertainment This is a three part list of dating rules. They work. No really. I thought we needed something fun to take our minds off the cold, bitter days of last minute Christmas mall shopping. More tomorrow! 1. Always check their references 2. Always consider it when someone compliments your boots 3. Always date people that you want to see naked 4. Always introduce them to your friends before you lend them money 5. Always make sure they don’t have a phobia about your favorite kink BEFORE you go to bed with them 6. Demand to see their birth control/disease control methods. 7. Everyone has half as much balls as they would like you to believe 8. Everyone is at least twice as nuts as they'll show you before you move in together 9. Never assume its dyslexia when it could be stupidity and laziness 10. Never date a man who refuses to admit he is going bald or a woman that refuses to admit she dies her hair 11. Never date a person who agrees with you about everything 12. Never date a person who assumes you will call them 13. Never date a person who cannot name more than three kinds of sex 14. Never date a person who cannot name one good thing about their exes 15. Never date a person who cannot name three things that they want 16. Never date a person who cannot recall at least one funny story involving a group of friends 17. Never date a person who cannot remember the last time they went to a dentist 18. Never date a person who cannot see the merits of a game of Twister 19. Never date a person who covers their mouth when they talk 20. Never date a person who does not go grocery shopping. 21. Never date a person who does not have a favorite junk food. 22. Never date a person who gives you the same gift twice in a row 23. Never date a person who is afraid to change in front of you 24. Never date a person who won't tell you their hobbies 25. Never date a woman that is on a diet on the first date 26. Never date anyone that calls more than 3 times a day “just to say hi”. 27. Never date anyone that cant laugh about their car 28. Never date anyone that cant pronounce the kinds of sex they want 29. Never date anyone that cant read the menu 30. Never date anyone that hates your pets 31. Never date anyone that is afraid of sushi 32. Never date anyone that looking or acts like one of your teachers or parents (unless that is your kink) 33. Never date anyone that loves Memorial Day because they get to eat hot dogs. 34. Never date anyone that makes fun of your political or religious beliefs before you tell them what they are. 35. Never date anyone that names their own genitals after comic heroes or third world nations 36. Never date anyone that refuses to snuggle when its warm out 37. Never date anyone that says "you are ignoring me!" more than once a week This article comes from Shmeng http://www.shmeng.com/ The URL for this story is: http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=738