Pretty girls, Hot and Wet
Date Thursday, March 28, 2024 - 09:50 AM PST
Topic Cult


The Shmeng party was not quite what I was expecting, but it was infinately more real. None of the thing's I'd fantasized about happened, but as these things normally go, that was fine, and the way things did happen was probably more fun. Here's my take on everything:
The perfect moments started almost instantly. Seeing callei, meranda_jade, and daria_4 walking through the airport was great. Even when they were too far away to see their faces, I knew exactly who they were. (Maybe because nobody but callei would wear a magic dress to the airport). Seeing MRD emerge from her gate glowing was great too - you could almost see the trail of florida stress streaming off behind her as all of the stress particles fled back to florida.

I can't mention the airport without pointing out that kissing 4 yummy girls in an elevator is not something I normally get to do.

To keep this from turning into a chronology, I'm going to have to break it up by alternating the good stuff with the not so good stuff. I know it's been mentioned in previous posts, but it was hot. It was damm hot. I couldn't even think, it was so hot. Every time I left the air conditioned sanctuary of my room, I would notice myself getting steadily less and less social the more my brain cooked. callei and shade's car almost killed me. Imagine a really hot steam sauna - then build a campfire in the middle and boil a pot of water on it till there's almost enough water in the air for it to form rain. Your only comfort is opening the doors briefly at every intersection and letting in the cooler heat of the neighboring sauna, and a frozen water bottle to pass around for everyone to snuggle with. That's what it was like in that car. I don't remember sweating that much in years, and I'm sure I'd have been way more social if I wasn't about to fall down from heat exhaustion for the whole weekend.

Ok, it's time to get back to the good parts. Have I mentioned that I normally can't stand boys. I don't like talking to them. I don't like their choices in conversation topics. I don't like their dick-slapping-on-table style of relating to everyone. However, when the girls abandoned the boys so that they could go on their shopping trip, I actually had a good time. That's probably the first time in about 8 years that I've had that good of a conversation with a group of boys. That's definately saying something. I seemed like if we hadn't been interrupted by the returning girls, we probably could have figured out all of the secrets of the universe - but we were not that upset that we were being distracted from these important things by much more interesting um.... topics....

Another not so nice part was that it was too short. We had just gotten to the cozy point when it was time to go. It takes time for people to decompress after that much time travelling, and with even another day it could have been way more fun for everyone. I think next time needs to be at least one day longer. We were exhausted by the end, but I think that was more because of the heat - it wouldn't have been so bad if it was at a cooler time of year - did I mention it was hot?

Taking pictures was fun, but I didn't get to do nearly enough of it. I got really good pictures of almost everyone, (none of me). I still need to clean them up and post them once I get some motivation.

On a more selfish note, another great part of the party was that I got to go home with the blonde. I always go to parties or clubs and want to go home with the hot blonde (kira, shuttup about the homecumming queen at the goth club in seattle). I'm unfortunately smart enough to never do it though. But this time I got to take the hot blonde home with me after the party and do naughty things to her (naughtier than the things done at the party). This made me very happy.

All in all, it was a great, hot, sweaty good time for everyone and to those who didn't show up, all I can say is you missed out.

Ok, I lied.

I can also say "NEENER NEENER NEENER"

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