Obituary of an Arachnid
Date Thursday, March 28, 2024 - 05:07 PM PST
Topic News


I am devastated to relate the demise of a dear friend of mine.
For several months now I have been developing an aquaintanceship with a fine specimin of Daddy-Long-Legs who lives in the corner of my shower. As the window in my bathroom lacks a screen, I welcomed his presence as a bug control method, for someone to listen to my impromptu shower concerts, not to mention that it was such a handsome fellow, pale gold and well-proportioned.

Well, yesterday my boyfriend was taking a shower. I was puttering around the house, when I heard a yell! I thought that perhaps the water had suddenly turned scalding, which it has a habit of doing. Anyway, eventually he came out and said that a huge spider had started coming down towards him, and he had killed it!

I ran into the bathroom, and sure enough, there was the corpse of my leggy friend lying on the edge of the tub. Alas!

I immediately started to give my boyfriend a huge guilt trip. When he felt properly sorry, I picked up my spider pal by one shapely leg, and chased him (boyfriend, not spider) into the bedroom! Then I tenderly laid the unfortunate arachnid to rest in the kitchen trashcan.

May he rest in peace.

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