Beloved "Tattoo" Spreads Evil Through Time
Date Thursday, March 28, 2024 - 04:41 AM PST
Topic Rant


Herve Villechaize is best known for his work as the frumpy dwarf 'Tattoo' on the syndicated television series, "Fantasy Island." His character brought levity week after week, as he would repeat the catch phrase, "the plane boss, the plane." America fell in love with this headstrong scamp as they laughed at his TV. land antics. But soon America will be laughing no more…
Now to understand the plight of America, you must first understand midgets. Most are either of the contented, cheery, helpful type. Or dim-witted, loud mouthed, drunkard type. However, Mr. Villechaize (curse his black heart) is a rare breed of intelligent/time traveling midget. Once a low budget Hollywood documentary was made on just this sort of midget, but sadly the American audience did not take heed.


From what we can tell Villechaize has been roaming through time, and tampering with historical events for many years now, but for what ultimate purpose is still unknown. Just recently though several photographs and video stills have surfaced, giving some insight into what this contemptible rat bastard has planned. These pictures date back to 1943, but stop in 1974 where he was last photographed with Richard M. Nixon.

Perhaps in 1974 Villechaize gave up corrupting the timeline with his sinister midget influence. On the other hand he may have just gotten craftier, a master of disguise, obliterating all that America and the world holds dear. Now that I have publicly revealed this shocking information, please take it upon yourself as a good American, Canadian, Englishman, or whatever to put an end to this devious midget's epic reign of malevolence. So if you ever somehow locate Villechaize, let's say walking down a narrow dirt road, do not hesitate to run him down. And if anyone asks about the blood and midget sized dent in your bumper say it was a fat, bulbous-headed dog.




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