Spam: It's not just for weridos anymore Date Wednesday, April 24, 2024 - 03:59 PM PST Topic Internet There is nothing more wholly Shmengy on the face of the planet than SPAM. Spam is the vile evil of the internet age that cannot be dealt with in normal and healthy way. Why is it that even on a website like Shmeng you can find the words “Spam proof”? It’s because spam is out there, it’s everywhere, and it’s particularly unstoppable. I use an email service like most people. Over the last week, I received over 400 spam emails, about half of those managed to get filtered out. Some of the gems that landed in my in-box included: Lose 32 pounds by February Increase your penis 3 inches in 24 days these fucking toons are crazy bitches we want to fuck your friends mom... Fountain of Youth Join and Get 5 DVDs for 49 cents each plus shipping and processing Loads of cum for her My younger sister home for the holidays9715 My Panty Collection Britney S & Anna K lez.mpg Naked nude grannies Watch us take farm animal cocks Prescription Drugs discrete and to your door Now, I’m a self-respecting porn-loving person like many of you out there, but I mean really, do I need to get all this shit in my inbox on a daily basis. I know where to find good porn when I want it and I never actually click through any of these emails, so why is there so much of it. I cannot conceive of why I manage to get so much of this crap, other than the fact that the world if full of stupid, uneducated Shmengy people who actually read these emails and then click on the accompanying links. Lots of people want to lose weight, own dvds, or get medication, but how many of those desperate fat, movie watching, prescription drug addicts are waiting with bated breath for some spam to come their way leading them to the latest miracle or innovation in their field. The biggest problem with spam is that it throws odd quirks into the face of millions, sexual habits and personal identity issues that used to be privately sweated over. No longer does the panty sniffing perv have to fear being caught, or fear reproach for his panty sniffing desire, because fortunately somewhere out there is a spammer telling millions about panty sniffing and where to find it. The dog fucking, scat smelling user who used to hide his love for poop from his girlfriend can now feel confident and secure knowing that there are many dog/poop lovers out there, and that thanks to spam, even more know that people like that, so it’s okay. There is something about our individual perversions and desires that used to make them fun. The foot fetishist, bondage loving, ass fuckers out there could take some pride in knowing that their foot-tying sodomizing was a private joy, known only to them and that the rest of the vanilla universe would never really understand their joys. Now millions of people can open their email, read a subject line and condemn them for their ass loving, foot fucked up desires. And really, is that fair? When I was a kid, I enjoyed getting junk mail. I was young, nobody loved me (oh-boo hoo I was seven years old) and well, getting mail with my name on it made me feel special. It was fun to think that some big catalog company actually thought I wanted to by sheets, or to get some newsletter junk that was funny to read, or had shiny glossy pictures. Junk mail made me feel the teensiest bit special, and it was sort of fun to get because of that. I especially liked imagining that I had just won the Clearing House Sweepstakes and that soon Ed McMahn would be swinging by to give me my giant check so I could leave my family and live happily ever after. Getting loads and loads and loads of spam, most of it sexual in nature, in no way makes me feel special or important. It makes me feel crummy. It makes me want to take a gun and blow away the computer link clicking pervs that are into watching grannies with cows, pervs who normally would not bother me. This is why I say down with SPAM. So now the questions: How can we stop it? Who can we kill? Where can I find more information on foot loving, ass fucking, bondage fiends without getting a daily email about it? I apologize to all the god fearing perverts out there but this really had to be said. This article comes from Shmeng http://www.shmeng.com/ The URL for this story is: http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=454