Tragic fatal flaws
Date Saturday, April 20, 2024 - 03:26 AM PST
Topic This Website


I’ve been lurking here a while and still haven’t signed up with a name, but I’ve read just about every article, and talked to a lot of you on messengers. I was just thinking about how my anonymity makes me the perfect person to point out all of the ironic tragic flaws in each of you. I know I risk being a troll here, so let me assure you right up front that there is no malice. I know the inevitable flaming will be vicious and I am ready for it. I have my flame retardant underwear on, and I will be laughing at the irony rather than cringing no matter how biting your comments. Shall we get started?
A Tragic Flaw is a literary device used to make a larger than life character seem more sympathetic and real. The fact that a person has one should flatter them. Being larger than life is goth as fuck. And as for me pointing them out – keep in mind that only a friend will tell you when you’ve got something between your teeth.

I actually started with Devin, callei and ickgirl, but decided that would make it seem like I’m attacking this site (for those who are going to see this as an attack - which it is not), so I’ve bumped them down a few. So in no particular order otherwise, here we go.

Bettie_x – wants to be seen as hard, mean and wicked while living the most normal and socially acceptable lifestyle possible.

Alugarde – Doesn’t quite understand that other people don’t bond as quickly as he does. It takes time to make friends. A person who expects them instantly will make people push you away rather than get closer.

Cashmere – Way too old to be stuck in such a young body. Poor girl.

Closetgothbabe – lets boredom get the better of her and lower her standards – Plays down all of her cool parts to fit in with people who aren’t as good as she is, and ends up not meeting the cool people because of it.

Callei – Arrogant and Vain. If anyone else were this arrogant and vain everyone would hate them. Fortunately for callei, everything she thinks about how great she is is absolutely true. But arrogance and vanity are still flaws. Being so cool it creates flaws is ironic don’t ya think?

Comedian – right at the age where people think they know everything. Also right at the age where people try to break away from their families and get out on their own, but aren’t quite there yet. This is a pretty dangerous combination if you think about it.

Rae – Scorpio temper all the way. It’s a good thing her heart’s made out of gold or it would get incinerated by those flare ups. Be careful though, gold has a lower melting point than most metals.

Poison – tries not to care about anything but secretly does – tries not to get attached to people but secretly does. Shhhh…

Sindel – Typical Capricorn – comes off as arrogant and narcissistic and pretends not to care what anyone thinks, and not to need anyone’s approval, but secretly would die without that approval, so she tries to get it any way she can. The irony is – it’s a good thing she’s cute so she gets that attention, but if she wasn’t cute she probably wouldn’t need it.

Rogue – Rogue can flirt with anyone so well that it’s impossible to tell when he’s serious and when he’s playing. Maybe that’s a Capricorn thing too.

Meranda_Jade – falls in love at the drop of a hat. It can’t be good for you to be in love with EVERYBODY.

Litho – her problem is that she’s too young to have listened to the smiths extensively. “Shyness is nice, but… Shyness can stop you – from doing all those things in life you’d like to”

Ickgirl – How can a Sagittarius have that Pisces detachment? Whenever things get too intense for a Pisces, they change the subject and hide – It keeps them from getting wounded, but it’s impossible to get close to them. Sagittarius’s are supposed to be fine with intensity not hide. Weird

Dolorosa – Where to even start – you’re a piece of work boy. You’re way too brilliant to exist in this world, and I guess you deal with it how you can, but they’ve really done a number on you.

Morte_ascendo – likes to be around people more brilliant and amazing than himself. This isn’t really a flaw, I kinda wish more people wanted to be around those that are smarter than then – but it’s all I could come up with cause he’s such a nice guy.

Vampcourt – How’s that east coast attitude workin for you on the west coast girl? They do things a little differently out there don’t they?

Devin – Leo with a Sagittarius rising and cancer moon – that sums it up. Poor guy. He gets way too attached to people for his lifestyle and lovestyle – the Leo attention thing, and the Sagittarius eccentricity does not go well with the cancer attachment. Tragic.

Shade – doesn’t seem to have any flaws at all. This worries me. A lot.

Mara – wants to be things she is not – and is things she doesn’t want to be. Shame she doesn’t want to be all her cool things.

Necromancer – Does not learn her lessons quick enough and tries to make other people happy at her own expense. Those 2 end up feeding each other and making it seem like she has no choices. It’s hard to be happy that way.

Arthegarn – This one is obvious – way too old fashioned for the world he is living in. Things don’t work that way in this century – but it’s cute that he tries.

Schizo – can’t learn from other people’s mistakes – has to make her own.

Sticcipus – sex isn’t everything kiddo.

MistressRavenDarque04 – You’ve had a very sheltered life and I’m not sure you’re ready for the world you seem to be wanting to dive into.

Ianthe99 – Just needs some suitable toys, but can’t find them because her standards are too high.

Feralucce – You’re a pisces. You gotta quit trying to act like a scorpio. It’s not natural and doesn’t suit you.

Monolycus – People are not out to get you – there are no spy satellites reading your brainwaves. You can take the tin foil off of your head. Really.

Gothvail – It’s a good thing you’ve got someone to make your decisions for you.

Kat_vamp – There is much more to life than “the Scene” – experimentation and boundary pushing might be a good idea, but don’t push the usual boundaries – find new ones.

IamSquid – If a squid eats too much he can give himself brain damage.

ThatOneWastedChick – Too brilliant to be 13, but still has the hormones. It’s too bad people can’t learn to pay attention to when they’re being brilliant and when their hormones are talking and making them sound young. It must be hard to tell the difference from the inside.

BlueLinn – Why present yourself as average? You’re not fooling anybody. (Yes, pretending you are crazier than you are is average). It’s ok to be a little out of the ordinary – if anyone doesn’t approve, just blame it on being an artist.

Psychopixi – happy happy perky happy bounce bounce happy cheek-pinch bounce perk perk – If you ever decide to sell your batteries, I want to bid on them – until then, don’t expect anyone to keep up.

Kira – easily distracted and… wait what was I saying?

Mutant_Duckie – Real Klingons have no silly side.

Biko – Face it. There are prettier kitties. No really, there are.




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