Careen into Obtuse Metaphor.
Date Thursday, March 28, 2024 - 11:20 PM PST
Topic Entertainment


This is a tale, of nothing in particular. It isn't really important, and it probably isn't relative. But god damn it, somebody'll figure something from it. In any case, it all started when I discovered...I wasn't wearing any pants.
I was walking around one day, minding my own freaking business when this butterfly comes out of nowhere and slams into my head. Freaking butterfly. So I started chasing it around...which was kinda' fun, 'cause...well you know, no pants.
After awhile, some other people started running around with me, but they couldn't see the butterfly, because it was a magical butterfly that only I could see. I think they were running around with me because I was having fun, or at least so it seemed...I was actually starting to get pissed off. Just couldn't catch the little bastard.
And then god set me on fire. I know he smokes 'cause he has this cool zippo that says "G-man" on it. I had a lot of gel in my hair so I just sort of went up in this "whumpf!" noise.
So now I just ran in a straight line, because, shit...being on fire friggin' sucks. Everybody else starts following me, laughing and stuff. I think they were still having fun or some junk, but by this time, things really started to suck hard.
I was saved by this hedgehog looking thing carrying a bucket full of angst filled poo water. He just sits back, sucks down a smoke and douses the holy bejesus out of me.
At least I wasn't on fire anymore...I smelled funny, looked worse and all these morons were dancing around me. But The hedgehog thingie had thwarted God's righteous vengence.
AND THEN! The freaking butterfly comes after me again.
I'm gonna' find out where he lives, and then I'm gonna' wait for him with a shoe...with which I will beat him stupid. Damn butterflies.
Alright, pop quiz hotshots...what the hell was I just talking about?


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