Murphys Motherfucking Law Date Saturday, April 20, 2024 - 02:36 AM PST Topic Whining I just had the funnest vacation. I enjoyed myself alot. And then.... AND THEN... I come home and shit is dropped into my lap... I went out to the west coast to see a group of friends and hang out. I went dancing and got silly drunk and made some new friends along the way. I even got to catch Spike and Mike's Sick and Twisted Film Festival. (You alll most go see.. its on the west coast right now..) I had many funny experiences and i even got my frend james to skip down the street in Portland screaming hello to random people.. It was beautiful. but... It all came to a end when i left wensday afternoon.. First off.. my first flight off from portland to MinniSODA.. Screaming babies. Screaming babies and parents irritating the screaming babies more so that they would cry more. I watched this man have his son in his lap.. the child would cry.. and then the dumb shit would slap his hand again to make him cry more.. WHAT THE FUCK?! Its like hello? i think the poor kid is angry enough and your making everybody MORE miserable by slapping his hand. I seriously wanted to tell the guy off. but the whole making disturbence in the plane thing wouldnt blow over to well. And then..the second flight from minniSODA to conneticut I had this woman who i can only describe as that woman from that movie fargo.. That accent.. but not only that accent... that accent and her talking about plane crashes.. THE ENTIRE FLIGHT. I sat there.. wishing i had brought sleeping pills.. Or something to knock me out.. just so i dont have to hear that. GOD people are FUCKED up. So i get home. all is well. I have calmed down. I have forgotten my little miseries on the plane and then i go to check my phone messages... "Uh. hi courtney.. this is your landlord Mike.. yeah.. i just wanted to let you know that i sold the house this week.. yeaahh.. and your to be out of the apartment by april 30th.. sorry for the inconvienience.. bye now" Okay.. so i had some idea before i came home that he was gonna sell the house.. But i hadnt any clue i had to be out that soon. Fucker. Now im all panicky and searching for something.. and im really not having very much luck. Ever just want to drop everything and run away?? yeah... thats how im feeling about now... anyway.. thats my little piss and moan... This article comes from Shmeng http://www.shmeng.com/ The URL for this story is: http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=292