A Quest For Creative Solutions Date Wednesday, April 24, 2024 - 02:55 PM PST Topic Questions I just found out from my ex that HIS ex, the girl who's been persecuting me for months, who was a key factor in our break-up, who initiated our aquaintance by hitting me, and who informed me a few weeks ago that she hoped I would lose my baby, that she thinks she's coming to my baby shower that's coming up. Obviously, she's not. She has no way of knowing when or where the party is going to be. But my ex informs me that she has bought me some onesies and dyed them black. What should I do if she succeeds in getting the opportunity to offer them to me? This isn't really a totally serious question. I've already pretty much decided what I would do. I think I'd tell her to give them to her older sister, who wears black and is also pregnant. I've also had suggestions to burn them, throw them in the dumpster, or to tie them around rocks and throw them in the swamp. But I'm interested in what strange and twisted things you can come up with to dispose of and/or use these things appropriately under the circumstances. I'm not talking about practical suggestions, but rather courses of action that would instigate poetic justice. So, tell me. What should I do with the black onesies given to me by my worst enemy? This article comes from Shmeng http://www.shmeng.com/ The URL for this story is: http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=227