I love the word weasel. It's actually in my dictionary (http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Glossary&file=index#Weasel). Back when I was a little fuck I was doing sound for bands for a living. When I would do a nightclub show, I would always have to show up early and talk to the club manager about details. I would walk into the club, and tell the first person I saw that I needed to talk to the Weasel.
Every single time, they would crack a huge smile and point me in the right direction. They always knew exactly who I was talking about, even if I knew nothing about the club.
I took a similar approach to finding Goons. A sound company I worked for actually had some T-Shirts printed up that said "Goon" where it should have said "Roadie", and where the slogan would be, it said "I'm not that bright, but I can lift heavy things". My goons loved wearing them. They thought they were hillarious. Of course this was in hawaii where the sticks are removed from people's asses at birth.
