Preppie?!
Date Friday, April 19, 2024 - 12:23 PM PST
Topic Rant


Our nation is facing a crisis!
Not crazy anti american values people,
Not not-so-deadly diseases where only ten people have died,
but PREPS!!!!!
I see them, every day, but I don't complain.
NOW I MUST!
I can stand them living, and their ideals, but when several of them decide that it would be fun to wear shirts declaring their social affiliation, i have to complain! Its annoying as hell, especially when the guys wear them too! These people have the audacity to claim a portion of life they know is despised by many people, and yet seem unaffected by it. What's next? "Redneck" shirts? THat would be hell..

I can see it now...(prophesying)

Gee Bubba, I really like your Redneck shirt. Its really fitting for you.

Thanks Bob, but I really wanted the moonshine addict shirt more, along with the matching pants with the family brand on it.

I TELL YOU, THIS MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!

IF NOT, I WILL GO EVEN MORE INSANE THAN I ALREADY, PUSHING ME DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO HYSTERICAL PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA WITH MANIC DEPRESSIVE DISORDER!!!!!!

Damn... It was good to get that out...





(editors respond)



Goth?!

Our nation is facing a crisis!

Not crazy anti american values people,

Not not-so-deadly diseases where only ten people have died,

but GOTHS!!!!!

I see them, every day, but I don't complain. NOW I MUST!

I can stand them living, and their ideals, but when several of them decide that it would be fun to wear shirts declaring their social affiliation, i have to complain! Its annoying as hell, especially when the guys wear them too! These people have the audacity to claim a portion of life they know is despised by many people, and yet seem unaffected by it. What's next? "Mansonite" shirts? THat would be hell..

I can see it now...(prophesying)

Fuck, Raven, I really like your Mansonite shirt. Its really fitting for you.

Thanks Batty, but I really wanted the absynthe addict shirt more, along with the matching bondage pants with the O rings on it.

I TELL YOU, THIS MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!

IF NOT, I WILL GO EVEN MORE INSANE THAN I ALREADY, PUSHING ME DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO HYSTERICAL PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA WITH MANIC DEPRESSIVE DISORDER!!!!!!

Damn... It was good to get that out...







Pet?!

Our nation is facing a crisis!

Not crazy anti american values people,

Not not-so-deadly diseases where only ten people have died,

but PETS!!!!!

I see them, every day, but I don't complain.

NOW I MUST!

I can stand them living, and their ideals, but when several of them decide that it would be fun to wear shirts declaring their social affiliation, i have to complain! Its annoying as hell, especially when the males wear them too! These people have the audacity to claim a portion of life they know is despised by many people, and yet seem unaffected by it. What's next? "Cat" shirts? THat would be hell..

I can see it now...(prophesying)

Meow, Fluffy, Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow. Meow Muffin, meow meow meow catnip meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow.

I TELL YOU, THIS MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!

IF NOT, I WILL GO EVEN MORE INSANE THAN I ALREADY, PUSHING ME DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO HYSTERICAL PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA WITH MANIC DEPRESSIVE DISORDER!!!!!!

Damn... It was good to get that out...



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