Sin
Date Thursday, March 28, 2024 - 04:30 PM PST
Topic Smut


I was thinking about the idea of sin, not SIN in the biblical, torah-ical, or koranical sense, but sin in the faux pas sense. Ya know telling someone that yes those pants do make them look fat, smoking within 50 feet of a door (california's smoking law) or getting drunk in front of your in-laws. I have never been that good at avoiding social sins. I LIKE to commit them. they FUN. But there are a few im not sure about.
Is is a social sin to have sex before dinner on a fisrt date?
Is it a sin to refuse to go to dinner with them after the sex because you are sleepy?
Is it a social sin to laugh at your lover the fist time you see them without make up?
Is it a sin to hit on the waitperson/server/hostperson while on a date with someone? What if the wait/host person or server is a different sex than your date?
Is it a sin to show off your porn collection?
Is it wrong to hit on a cop? How about while they are arresting your date?
Is it wrong to have an IQ test for your date and based on thier score refuse to date them? How about telling them thier score?

These are important questions i think. I know that goths dont follow social rules in general, but good manners are a part of the scene, and some of these are certainly not good manners in the normal scheme of things.
Is it wrong to buy the DJ a cup of coffee with the hopes that s/he wakes up and plays something good?
Is it wrong, when someone asks you to dance to say sure but i wont sleep with you, im just here to dance?
Is it a sin to laugh at the pretend Bisexuals on the dance floor? You know the ones i mean, thay are dancing together but when they hug only thier shoulders touch and they only kiss closed mouth.
Is it wrong to go try to pick one of them up? how about both of them?
Is it wrong when at a club and getting ready to go home to look over the walls of the locked stalls to see if your carpool members are the ones having sex in the stalls?
Is it wrong to give the people having sex in the stalls pointers?
Is it wrong to charge for condoms when the bathroom vending machine runs out? Even if they are nice ones?
Is it wrong to read erotica at a cafe? Even if you are a female? How about at a Denny's or Lyons? And laugh at the funny parts?

There are so many ways to mess up and enrage society, both the general populous and the goth social group, and i want to make sure that I know the best ways to commit these gaffes. I spend hours last night thinking of ways that i have sinned against the social norms and how much fun i had doing it.

I know its OK to tell your own lover that thier pants make them look like an over boiled sausage but is it still OK to tell your lover's lover the same thing?
Is it wrong to borrow your lovers' lover's clothes?
Is it wrong to talk about how that new lover is with you lover in front of other people, say at dinner or somthing? Even if you are paying for the meal?
Is it wrong to tell teens about real sex? Not that strange fairly tale about "sometimes two adults want to hug in a special way" nonsence, but things like you get real sweaty and its OK to pause and get a sip of water or gaterade? Is it ok to tell them that lots of people pretend to like sex in all its various farms, but in reality are scared to go beyond missonary position and want the lights out?
Is it wrong to laugh about this?

Is it wrong to think about these sorts of things while doing data entry for 8 hours? Even if my hubby sits next to me and we share and MP3 player? Even if there are next to no cute people (other than ourselves) in the building? What about if we laugh about it later when we get home?

This moment of weird quasi-sex brought to you by data entry and my hubby wearing leather pants.

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