Anonymous
Posts: 116 Registered: 14/4/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/1/2005 at 05:00 PM |
UUUUh! I am Sooo tired of people assuming that, just becuse I'm a girl, I
have no right to FART when I whant to! I know not all girls like to fart,
but I DO! so why is there always this sexist dubble standerd that says that
I can't fart JUST BECUSE I'M A GIRL!!! Even thougth not all girls will want
to fart like I do, girls should have the right to fart juyst as much as gus
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/1/2005 at 09:16 PM |
They do have hte right to fart, as nike says, just do it. If anyone
complains then beat them about the head and neck. ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
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Psychopixi
Fanatic Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/1/2005 at 04:45 AM |
Dunno what you're talking about, girls don't fart. ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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W0rmW00d
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posted on 25/1/2005 at 08:24 AM |
Then I have met some girls with severe problems... ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/1/2005 at 11:20 AM |
According to one girl I know, girls dont even have butt-holes.
My advice is to hang around alot more punk-rockers. Girls who aren't
afraid to tear-ass and as loud as they possibly can. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/1/2005 at 12:55 PM |
You should meet my mom. She's the queen of he gasyness. LOL! I hate to
admit it but wars were held in her house. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/1/2005 at 06:33 PM |
I was raised by a Mom who belched but did not like to fart, and a Dad who
liked to fart to irritate my Mom and whose family get togethers involved
belching contests. I carry the genes for both. I've tried to master the
silent fart, but to no avail. So I just smile and act like it's normal if I
let one rip in the "wrong" company. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/1/2005 at 12:19 AM |
I have mastered the zen art of the Dutch Oven. *poot* ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Squire-of-Gothos
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posted on 27/1/2005 at 10:47 AM |
It's been a long time since I bothered anyone here, but hasn't anyone heard
of the old "hunch up on one cheek" method. I've used that lift and spread
technique to let ones go in a silent room surrounded by people, and no one
knew... ____________________ “The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/1/2005 at 08:07 PM |
Yes that can be done but it doesn't always work, like while sitting in a
wood or plastic desk at school. Perhaps there is some sort of force
working against a high school or even college student who tries to sneak
one during class. During a lecture in my mother's class a student passed
gas. Everyone did start laughing but luckily the teacher pulled everyone
back on course by starting a lecture on flatulence. Hooray for medical
classes then and good professors. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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BlueLinn
Fanatic Posts: 246 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/1/2005 at 01:10 PM |
My sister has quite possibly the loudest farts that I have ever heard. and
they also smell as though her guts are rotting from the inside out. then
she giggles and says "oops". ____________________ When the world is over, will we wonder how it began? |
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