pale-face
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posted on 22/9/2004 at 06:52 PM |
very simple rules. like celeb. boxing, but any one goes. dead or alive,
fights that would be just so redicliously fun to watch.
shal i start?
bob barker vs. regis philmin
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/9/2004 at 11:44 PM |
I"m sorry but nothing past present or future can equal the mayhem of
watching dustin diamond "screech" from saved by the bell vs. what'shisname
"horshak" from welcome back kotter.
Since I intend to be a dead celebrity someday, I put myself against cousin
oliver from the brady bunch's twilight years. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Andree
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posted on 23/9/2004 at 02:20 AM |
Stephen Hawking vs. Christopher Reeve. ____________________ < / hate > |
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Schizo
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posted on 23/9/2004 at 03:07 AM |
More coffee to replace the mouthful just sprayed all over the keyboard - a
few paltry cents. A new keyboard to replace the one shorted out by being
sprayed with coffee - I don't know, how much do keyboards cost nowadays?
Being treated to the mental image of Christopher Reeves and Stephen
Hawkings duking it out to the death - priceless.
Thankyou, Andree. ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 23/9/2004 at 08:34 AM |
Yes, but you would have to put Christopher Reeves in the superman costume
and see what gadgets and gizmos Steven Hawkings has rigged his chair with.
I wouldn't pay to see that, but if it happened, woohoo! ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 23/9/2004 at 09:04 AM |
Didn't you guys see the Simpsons episode with Hawking in it? He threw down.
Old school. And such. ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Andree
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posted on 23/9/2004 at 11:41 AM |
"Ho-mer. Your theo-ry of a do-nut shaped un-ee-verse is intri-guing. I
may have to steal it." ____________________ < / hate > |
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pale-face
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posted on 23/9/2004 at 08:03 PM |
i must say cripple fights, classic. what about gettin some blind people to
duke it out.
stevie wonder vs. ray charles ____________________ fucking classy. |
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dead-cell
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posted on 25/9/2004 at 11:21 AM |
I would say Ray.
Zombie Elvis vs. Zombie Tupac ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me) |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/9/2004 at 11:59 AM |
Zombie Tupac because all Zombie Elvis can do is gyrate his hips and I think
they just might snap him in half if he tried it. Zombies fall apart
easily.
The entire cast of the Brady Bunch (as they were when they were on
television) versus The entire Partridge Family (as they were on
television). Rather lame, I know. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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pale-face
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posted on 25/9/2004 at 01:54 PM |
no i think it would be good. all the brady girls would freak out on marsha. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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Andree
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posted on 26/9/2004 at 02:14 AM |
Ummm . . . Sigmund Freud vs. Howard Stern? I envision creative weapons. ____________________ < / hate > |
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pale-face
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posted on 26/9/2004 at 07:39 AM |
personally i thikn howard stern and weird al would be a better fight. there
both very lanky. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/9/2004 at 03:54 PM |
I think Freud would stand around talking about his love for his mother and
how Stern must've loved his mommy in special ways too, and that is why he
is a dirty old man. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I
don't
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think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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punkwriter
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posted on 27/9/2004 at 04:31 PM |
I would love to see Freud vs. Hunter S. Thompson. Ther would be nothing
funnier than a coked out psychologist trying to fight a, who knows what
drug I'm on, writer. Shit, they would probably just give up and get high. ____________________ Waking up to a sleepless world, only now do I truly understand the depths
of my abstract dream. In a reality that never sleeps who's to say that the
dilusions are not reality themselves?
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