MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2004 at 08:47 AM |
I came up with this while reading the "Us against Them" forum and Squid's
post about my name. I have decided to take the style of Jeff Foxworthy's
"You Might be a Redneck If..." joke and turn it into "You Might be a
Shmengling If..." Post your punchline whether serious or humorous.
Here is mine:
"You Might be a Shmengling If" you are used as a reference in another
forum.
See, not funny, but you could also come up with
"You Might be a Shmengling If..." you have made friends with a 200 foot
Squid and have not yet been devoured.
Funnier than my first.
"GAME ON!" ~ Wayne's World ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Devin
Administrator Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 21/6/2004 at 08:59 AM |
... if you have ever messaged more than 2 people to ask why the site is
down ____________________ So Sayeth Me |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2004 at 10:39 AM |
if you have checked a forum to see if someone has posted... then checked it
again within two seconds... and the corallary... if there is a new post the
second time.... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2004 at 11:36 AM |
how about...
if you've had what started out as a very intellectual conversation, with
two or more members, that some how ended on a discussion about the
benefits of anal sex. ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country |
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dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2004 at 12:15 PM |
"You Might Be a Shmengling if..."
... If you were involved in a discussion about the benefits of anal sex
that later morphed into a discussion of Ancient Egyptian mummification.
... If a discussion about anime ended in trading gay Japanese sex pics/
links.
... If you clicked on a link for tentacle porn.
... If your first thoughts when you wake up are of porn, but come to shmeng
as soon as your online. ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2004 at 02:39 PM |
...yoo take the day off of work to celibrate Devin's birthday. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Rogue
Member Posts: 199 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2004 at 05:30 PM |
...You drive 860 miles to a town you've never seen to stay in a house
you've only heard about with people you don't know, and it still turns out
cool.
...You talk about people that you do know, like Kira and Paris and Gryphon
and Ianthe, and still use their Shmeng names despite knowing their real
names and aliases on other sites.
...You have considered changing your legal name to be your Shmeng name,
since it is more "you".
...You spell "indulgence" and "ambivalence" with an "-ance", and catch
yourself reading out "Yoo" and "Mee" differently from their normal
pronunciations despite years of schooling. (Thanks Kira on that one) ____________________ Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time. |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2004 at 07:20 PM |
Rogue: I DID change my name to this one...LOL
____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Andree
Member Posts: 112 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2004 at 11:46 PM |
If you trick your guy friends into thinking Lestat is a really hot girl,
then laugh hysterically when you tell them he's a boy. ____________________ < / hate > |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/6/2004 at 10:38 AM |
Hurray, my first forum game start up and things seem to be going well, keep
them cumming, i mean coming.... hehehe ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/6/2004 at 09:41 PM |
"You Might be a Shmengling If..."
You check Shmeng for new stuff before you check your email for new emails. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/6/2004 at 10:41 PM |
If you go to check another site and ACCIDENTLY (honestly) type in this
adress...
____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/6/2004 at 02:38 AM |
If you go to type your password for your internet explorer, and find
yourself typing www.shmeng.com instead ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/6/2004 at 08:40 AM |
...if you ever wondered what a giant squid would need with a computer. ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
~
The Sandman, Dream Country |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/6/2004 at 09:36 AM |
...if you have a strong opinion about the virtues of pants vs. skirts. And
you are willing to fight over it.
____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Kira
Member Posts: 149 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/6/2004 at 09:41 PM |
...you have gotten shmeng nook nook from 3 or more members.
AND/OR
...you have fantasized about getting nook nook from 3 or more members. ____________________ Wind me up and make me crawl to you, tie me up until I call to you. |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/6/2004 at 11:21 PM |
if a moron fucks up YOUR forums... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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fairy_ofdarkness
Member Posts: 104 Registered: 30/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/6/2004 at 02:17 AM |
--if yu are constanly thinkin gof questions for the "question game"
--if yu are always thinking of what to put in the "alphabet soup"
(mine probly arent as funny, but no one sed them) ____________________ so happy, but cant smile,
so sad, but cant cry...
so tired, but cant sleep,
grown wings, but cant fly...... |
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fairy_ofdarkness
Member Posts: 104 Registered: 30/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/6/2004 at 02:18 AM |
I GOT ONE!!
--if yu call a stuck-up know it all from work a troll
ANOTHER ONE!!!
-- if almost all of your conversations at work or school start with: "When
i was on Shmeng.com an hour ago...."
[Edited on 24/6/2004 by fairy_ofdarkness] ____________________ so happy, but cant smile,
so sad, but cant cry...
so tired, but cant sleep,
grown wings, but cant fly...... |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/6/2004 at 07:34 AM |
that last one should be more like
if you contribute to conversations and have to cite people like bettie_x,
mono, schizo, and squiddo.
corallary
if you spend more time explaning your citation sources than actually citing ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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