Dolorosa
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posted on 24/5/2004 at 12:30 AM |
| And I know this is a bit late but dude...Beast is and always has been the
bomb, I'm a total spiderman fan myself but come on, you gotta' give the big
blue some serious credit, the guy has a mind like a bear-trap. Spidey has
always been a master of bullshit wisecracks though... ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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IamSquid
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posted on 24/5/2004 at 12:37 AM |
| Okay, look let's not get off track here. But as long as I'm already
offtrack let mee just use this space to say Beast is lame, and Mr.T Kicks
ass! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Monolycus
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posted on 24/5/2004 at 04:12 AM |
Dr. Ruth would be working hand-in-repulsor-beam-packing-glove with Dr.
Doom. They would conspire together in a secret underground facility in
Latveria where they also broadcast a radio talk show about sexual
dysfunction to perfect the perfect mind-control dildo (ribbed, for her
pleasure) with which to unleash upon an unsuspecting world... a world they
would rule with the aforementioned iron fist. They would force the leaders
of every nation to recognise their sovereignty, pay them tribute and not
snicker at their funny accents. Then Dr. Doom would simply shoot Dr. Ruth
when she speculated aloud about the sexual potential inherent in the super
power of Victor Von's greatest nemesis, the stretchy and prehensile Reed
Richards.
O-Ren Ishii and the Crazy 88's vs. the kid who played Doogie Howser?
____________________
"I believe that woman is planning to shoot me again."
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Zero
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posted on 24/5/2004 at 06:23 AM |
Mono: dude that is SO not fair...i mean they don't even stand a chance
against doogie houser MD
the corpses of sid and nancy versus the corpses of kurt kobain and courtney
love?
what do you mean she's not dead yet??? ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country
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Ironboots
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posted on 24/5/2004 at 08:51 AM |
I don't know Sid and Nancy that well, but I'm gonna side with them, 'cause
they seem to be more hardcore. Nirvana's music was a little softer, so I
think it reflects on Kurt... But then again, Courtney could probably kick
anyone (except Mr. T)'s ass, so... I say tie. It'd probably make a good
music video, though. (if it was animated and with all those gnarly colors
from the 80s).
Okay, Bert, in a fit of rage, threw Mr. Ducky out the window. In revenge,
Ernie 'accidentally' killed all of Bert's pigeon friends with a baseball
bat. The stage is set for deathmatch. Who will win? ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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IamSquid
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posted on 24/5/2004 at 12:09 PM |
Ernie has been playing it cool for years, taking Bert's abuse gracefully,
but inside a fire burns and fucking with that ducky was the last straw.
Ernie has been planning this for years. It's a bloody battle but it ends
with Enie feeding Bert his bottlecaps at which point Bert dies of internal
bleeding. One thing we can all agree on is that it will be a very
homoerotic fight.
Martha Stewart with a 1st Dan in Shotokan Karate vs. Donna Reed, queen of
the undead ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/5/2004 at 01:18 PM |
Sadly I will have to say Martha Stewart because she would scare Donna Reed
to death. (Plus I don't know who Donna Reed is)
Callei vs. Greenspan? ____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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dead-cell
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posted on 24/5/2004 at 11:12 PM |
Callei. Im sure Greenspan has some dirty things in his closet, but what is
less known is Callei's posse. The Psyco 69 is their name. Calm, cool, and
seductive all of them. Taking on Callei would be much like taking on Oren
Ishi and the Crazy 88s.
Mr.T vs. Elvira
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co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/5/2004 at 12:26 AM |
That one would start out with a scene of Elvira adjusting her bosom just a
wee bit, then Mr. T would be caught up in the tit action. While he would
walk, mesmerized, towards the extraordinary set of hooters, Elvira would be
readying a stiletto heel with which to kick Mr. T upside the head. As soon
as she let loose with the kick, Mr. T would keel backwards and his sets of
heavy chains would hit him one by one in his face (picture slow-mo action
here). As he fell into a pool of his own blood surrounded by golden chains
and golden knocked out teeth, Elvira would walk over and stick her long,
gorgeous leg on his chest. The she'd adjust her bosom again and say, "Well
that was just too easy. One dead sexy leg, on a deadman's chest." Then
she'd walk off to find a cold beer.
Sean Connery vs. Roger Moore ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/5/2004 at 12:29 AM |
Are yoo kidding? Elvira's implants would explode beneath the weight of
Mister T's jewelry! That's so easy, Mister T just shakes his head and
walks-off, so Elvira wins but only by default (nobody warned Mister T that
forfitting means instant death).
The Goblin King vs. Ziggy Stardust ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/5/2004 at 12:43 AM |
As if there was any question...don't get me wrong man, Ziggy was the
bomb...but nuthin' but nuthin' kicks more ass than the goblin king...he has
those clear swirly ball things, I mean...damn...DAMN.
And who the heck pit Sean Connery against someone else...I mean,
c'mon...it's indy's freaking dad for crying out loud. Sean Connery could
take on all the bonds...all at once, himself included, and he'd kick their
asses.
Dead Can Dance vs. Dancing Zombies a la' George Romero on acid? ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Monolycus
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posted on 25/5/2004 at 01:18 AM |
The premise here is a death match, Dolo. You can't kill zombies, you can
only give 'em more housework. The match would have to go by default to the
moody ambience and sultry, smokey beats of the DCD.
A young Neil Armstrong with his Kung-Fu "one small step" vs. an older,
wiser, and much, much heavier Marlon Brando bedecked in his best sumo
diaper? ____________________
"I believe that woman is planning to shoot me again."
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Zero
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posted on 25/5/2004 at 07:44 AM |
Marlon brando of course but a better match would be.......
a young brando versus James dean.....for the title of the coolest, most
broody, most rebelous tennager of all times.... ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
~
The Sandman, Dream Country
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IamSquid
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posted on 25/5/2004 at 04:50 PM |
Seeing as James Dean is already dead he would unleash some major HECK upon
that little Brando Bitch, all greaser-like. Brando would stumble drunkenly
into the cemetary at which point the ground would crack and eerie green
light would show through! Then James Dean would eat Brando's face, tear
off his arms and sodomize him with them.
Alucard (from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night) vs. Vampire Hunter D ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Ironboots
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posted on 25/5/2004 at 07:06 PM |
D most certainly kicks more ass than Alucard. I mean, c'mon... Red? Who in
the world wears red these days? Black is the -in- fashion. And then D's
also got his brother on his palm. If Alucard managed to beat D, then D's
brother would probably talk him to death, or bite his red clothes off or
something. D is just way better.
Zim and GIR (from Invader Zim) vs. Mandy and Grim (from the Grim adventures
of Billy and Mandy)
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Piggy's got the Conch!
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 26/5/2004 at 05:30 AM |
No question, Mandy would kick the asses of all three of them. All very
calmly too, with that raised eyebrow thing she does. Nobody messes with
Mandy and gets away with it.
Benji vs. Lassie ____________________
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Zero
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posted on 26/5/2004 at 06:11 AM |
(i thought i was the only one who watched billy and mandy....i love that
show)
lassie all the way...but then again wasn't benji a boy sounds to me like
mating season....
70's disco versus early 80's punk versus late 80's hair metal versus 90's
alternative....who will win..(please tell me disco is dead) ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
~
The Sandman, Dream Country
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Ironboots
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posted on 26/5/2004 at 08:36 AM |
Yeah, disco wimps out right at the beginning, even before the fists start
flying. Then hair metal goes (because they don't wanna ruin their look). So
its only 80s punk and 90s alternative duking it out. But since 80s punk had
to live kinda underground in the shadow of horrible pop music, they're a
lot tougher than 90s alternative, so I think they'll win. I like 90s
alternative better, though.
William Wallace vs. Patton, fistfight. ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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bettie_x
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posted on 26/5/2004 at 09:00 AM |
OH hell no I'd have to say 80's punk vs 80's hair metal. Hair metal might
have dropped from the spotlight quickly,but it keeps coming back, so hair
metal is virtually can't die (see upcoming Judas Preist reunion tour)
unless they OD. MUCH unlike the slow and denial ridden undignified death
of 90's "alternative".
So are we talking LA Guns vs The Ramones or Guns and Roses vs. Vandals?
Tag Team? Motley Cru and Poison vs. Misfits and Poison Idea?
I'd have to say Hair Metal takes the victory cuz they're all hyped up on
crank instead of junk, and the punkrock kids are too busy breaking windows
to fight.
Cheech and Chong vs. the cast of Half Baked ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Zero
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posted on 26/5/2004 at 09:42 AM |
Ironboots: Sir William Wallace all the way.
bettie: pot heads are very docile people and vey forgetful....either
they'll forget they were ever mad at each other or they'll all get together
and smoke instead.
ok fellow sci-fi geeks listend up this is for all you Bruce Boxleitner(sp?)
fans out there....Tron versus captain sheridan of the Babylon 5
this is for the rest of you....Alice Cooper versus Marylin Manson versus
kid rock (death to kid rock)...in a three way battle to the death. ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country
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