Zero
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posted on 2/5/2004 at 10:39 AM |
depends on what er're talking about.....if it's body types then...really
it's all good to me....but i'm really more into curves.
if drinking a gallon of urine everyday for the rest of your life would make
you look young and beautiful...would you do it?
(inspired by the latest article) ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/5/2004 at 11:31 AM |
Yeah, what the hell I'm that shallow about my looks
How about if it kept you disease free, then would you? (And yes that can
include AIDS) ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/5/2004 at 01:43 PM |
Sure. I'll just add some cherry flavouring and there you go.
I wanna be a cowboy, and you can be my cowgirl. How's that sound? ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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angel_of_death
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posted on 3/5/2004 at 04:19 AM |
are we talking kinky here? anyway, sure, why not? ____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill
the pain in the inside. |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/5/2004 at 09:45 AM |
No, the cowgirl thing is just to get you to clean out the stables... No fun
stuff involved at all.
Why is it that I am totally freakin' pressed for time this whole week
(work, school, newspaper, etc) but I still have weird odd moments (like
this) when I have nothing to do? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Shade
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posted on 3/5/2004 at 12:13 PM |
Because when it rains, and we are all happiest when it rains.
Angel of Darkness: This is the question game, to post you have to answer
the last question asked hit return a couple of time to let us know it's a
new thought, ad then ask a question of your own. You have been warned, now
play by the rules or don't post in this forum.
Why am I being so cranky about the twits this week? ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness
with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of
religion.
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/5/2004 at 01:01 PM |
Because you've had all you can stands, and you can't stands no more!
Why must people write worms and viruses to screw up other computers
insterad of devoting their time to something that can benefit people? Like
a program to download porn even faster... ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/5/2004 at 02:32 PM |
Mostly crackers are jerks/ psuedo-anarchiest/ attention whores. However
there are a good few hackers that use thier skills to bring down corrupt
governments, businesses, and crackers.
Why is Utopia (the book) so hard to find? ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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Shade
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posted on 3/5/2004 at 06:50 PM |
Which one? If it's this one http://www.d-holliday.com/tmore/utopia.htm then there
you go!
Why are laptop batteries so fucking expensive? ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for
an
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all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness
with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of
religion.
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-Me |
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/5/2004 at 08:26 PM |
It's a conspiracy set into play by all of the technophobes out there. And
The Man. It all comes back to The Man.
Why do the simplest situations turn into complicated affairs? ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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angel_of_death
Member Posts: 119 Registered: 4/4/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/5/2004 at 02:05 AM |
because i am bored, we are all bored
why am i so fucking........ dam it, why cant i think!!? ____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try
to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to
kill
the pain in the inside. |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/5/2004 at 02:34 AM |
I was playing with a hanger and I slipped and accidently gave yoo a frontal
lobotomy. If yor curious as to why yoo don't remember this, see above
statement.
What's yor favorite way to objectify women? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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angel_of_death
Member Posts: 119 Registered: 4/4/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/5/2004 at 03:40 AM |
the devil her self
what is ur favorite way to objectify men?
____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try
to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to
kill
the pain in the inside. |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/5/2004 at 08:36 AM |
I don't objectify people. There's enough of that goin' on already...
Who let the dogs out?
(okay, you can officially thrash me for saying that...) ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/5/2004 at 09:29 AM |
The Chinese Mafia after I carved your mother's eye sockets out with a razor
blade and sold her body to them to watch a colony of ants devour her body
so I can film it and put it on the internet.
*Thrash Thrash*
Who loves Foamy? ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/5/2004 at 09:45 AM |
Foamy kicks ass.
Wouldn't it be cool to decapitate people by throwing nuts at them like
Foamy does? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Zero
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posted on 4/5/2004 at 11:39 AM |
well it sure as hell sounds cool.
but riddle me this batman: who the hell is Foamy? ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
~
The Sandman, Dream Country |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/5/2004 at 01:48 PM |
Foamy is the most amazing squirrel in the world on illwillpress.com
Why don't my parents want me to bring home a girl and introduce her as my
girlfriend? ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/5/2004 at 05:23 PM |
Because it challenges the views they have when it comes to what a
relationship should be. Many times people would rather stay comfortably
ignorant rather than have to change they way they see.
Why must insomnia dog my heels? ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/5/2004 at 06:02 PM |
because insomnia is not paper trained....damn dog..get the newspaper
what do you think happened to all the inactive members of shmeng? ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country |
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