Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/4/2004 at 08:16 AM |
Because there are idiots in the world who can stand five feet away from the
microwave and still not hear it when it goes of for the first few beeps or
first few seconds of the beep.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/4/2004 at 08:19 AM |
it doesn't it dings...
if a microwave heats from the inside, why is the heart ofthe brrito always
ice cold? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/4/2004 at 08:40 AM |
MW: massage works ....also it also helps to walk around for a bit...those
are the only two i know
feral: i've tried to understand that for the longest time..i have no
idea....they just don't seem to work right...
so where does all the blood go??? ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/4/2004 at 11:01 AM |
To all the crazy Vampire: The Masquerade larpers...
That's the real reason the Red Cross has a blood shortage...
If you had to endure it for an eternity, which orifice would you rather be
raped in? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/4/2004 at 03:15 PM |
Since you said ANY orifice... you can rape richard simons ass for all
eternity... I'll just endure it...
I play in an online community... and this community has the ability to
remove someonegrom a game... it tells them "The host has removed you from
the game"... WHY DO THEY KEEP COMIN BACK... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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fairy_ofdarkness
Member Posts: 104 Registered: 30/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/4/2004 at 07:28 PM |
cuz they like the game????
why is it we buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and buns in packs of 8??? (had
hotdogs for dinner) ____________________ so happy, but cant smile,
so sad, but cant cry...
so tired, but cant sleep,
grown wings, but cant fly...... |
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Zander
Occasional Poster Posts: 22 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/4/2004 at 09:14 PM |
Because they are sold in packages of ten and eight, as a cheep ploy to make
you buy an extra package of buns for every unit of 4 buns and dogs sold.
have you ever wanted to have sex with an alien?
____________________ You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/4/2004 at 09:50 PM |
if it's a sexy alien...
is it a sexy alien? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/4/2004 at 11:09 PM |
It is right up until yor about to climax when suddenly it turns into
something that resembles Dr.Ruth but wrinklier, clutches onto yoo and rides
yoo for the next seventy-two hours releasing methane gas as it humps. Then
it lays its eggs in yor urethra.
What is yor complete and honest opinion of mee? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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angel_of_death
Member Posts: 119 Registered: 4/4/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/4/2004 at 12:47 AM |
i would imagine that at one time or u have been commited, i think thats
kool, i have a thing for insane ppl, anyway, i think u are what shmeng is
all about
do u care what other ppl think? ____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/4/2004 at 02:59 AM |
that's a dumb question...LOL of course not
does it truly mater what people think... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Kittyn
Coward Posts: 8 Registered: 28/3/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/4/2004 at 04:25 AM |
Only if the people who are thinking it matter.
What makes people matter? ____________________ I have a signature. Am I special now? |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/4/2004 at 12:06 PM |
nothing, really... people are sheep... individuals matter...
why do I bother tryin? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/4/2004 at 12:23 PM |
Because of how enthusiastic yoo are about hating it.
What would yoo do if the power went out... for good... everywhere? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/4/2004 at 01:11 PM |
celebrate...
how can we make that happen? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/4/2004 at 01:16 PM |
maybe, blow up a few power plants....
why do you want the power to go out??? (just askin' cause it's hot and i
can't do anything without air conditioning) ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/4/2004 at 01:37 PM |
well... put simply... modern conveniences are pussy-fying america...
how is it that so few people can have a fight or flight instinct...
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/4/2004 at 02:10 PM |
The Atkins Diet
Why do we question reality so strongly? ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/4/2004 at 02:38 PM |
Two reasons: (1) our perceptions are limited and (2) there is more to
reality than the objective physical waking world.
What non-homosapien creature would yoo most like to engage in sexual
relations with? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/4/2004 at 03:15 PM |
well... go read my column and you will find that I amnot homo sapiens...
soooo... It is durtuer for me to fuck a human!!!
Which one would anyone else do? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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