Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/5/2004 at 12:53 PM |
He's got to have something to beat people over the head with.
What did you do that deserves a beating? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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IamSquid
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posted on 13/5/2004 at 01:44 PM |
He asked mee what I was doing with his computer.
Has he learned his lesson yet? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Zero
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posted on 14/5/2004 at 08:38 AM |
NO...
the cuddling afterwards or the foreplay before?? ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country |
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Ironboots
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posted on 14/5/2004 at 08:55 AM |
Cuddling afterwords... its good to feel loved.
*announcer voice*
Will the caped crusader find a way out of the Joker's evil trap or will our
courageous friends meet an unhappy ending? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/5/2004 at 10:16 AM |
The caped crusader will always win because people think they need some sort
of savior so they don't have to worry about evil Penguin men chasing
them.
Was Bettie Page a yummy chicka, do you think she still is? ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Zero
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posted on 18/5/2004 at 08:28 AM |
damn...this question has stumped everyone for a while now....i think she
was yummy..if you guys ever check out a vampyrella comic i guess you could
say she still is yummy...drawn anyway.
why has NASA not come out with the technology to create a solar powered
vibrator? ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/5/2004 at 08:11 PM |
Because they're too busy trying to get to uranus, they have no time to
worry about your vagina.
Doc Brown's got a prototype, but he has to redesign the flux capacitor to
withstand all the... uh.. "operational stresses" it has to endure. Also its
powered by lighting, so its kinda inconvenient unless you have lots of
t-storms.
What would happen if you used Doc's vibrator in a car going 80mph? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/5/2004 at 08:31 PM |
You'd make some women in the old west and in the nineteen-fifties very
happy.
Who wants to sign my year book? ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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angel_of_death
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posted on 19/5/2004 at 05:18 AM |
me!! oh pick me!
who watches invader zim?
____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill
the pain in the inside. |
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Zero
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posted on 19/5/2004 at 09:16 AM |
Not only do i watch "Invader Zim" but i also read "Johnny the Homicidal
maniac" and "Squee"
will you be sad when May is over?? why? ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/5/2004 at 12:23 PM |
Nope... Because then I'll be only a week or so away from summer break...
Long live the vacation!
Besides, I really didn't celebrate National Masturbation Month at all... I
just stick to my normal routine. You can't force sex. (unless you happen to
be a stunning black-haired dominatrix with a whip. Then you can get
whatever you want.)
If the government offered you the option, would you trade your free health
care for free dominatrix services? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Zero
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posted on 19/5/2004 at 07:10 PM |
(oh yeah Ironboots, i don't have a vagina.....unfortunately)
dude, we don't even HAVE free healthcare here...and if we did i would have
to think long and hard about trading it...
Long and hard....get it??? ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country |
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angel_of_death
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posted on 19/5/2004 at 11:12 PM |
ur a funny one zero....
what is the most popular thing in america? ____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try
to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to
kill
the pain in the inside. |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/5/2004 at 11:15 PM |
Terrorism, it's all the rage here.
Do yoo really believe Kerry will really be any better than Bush? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/5/2004 at 11:22 PM |
Fuck no...I doubt he'll even be any different.
Do you think masturbating with Raid is a good way to get rid of crabs? ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Zero
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posted on 20/5/2004 at 06:47 AM |
HELL NO.....that shit burns...
is it true that with enough lube anything is possible??? ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/5/2004 at 10:40 AM |
Check out rotten.com and see for yourself ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I
don't
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think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/5/2004 at 10:40 AM |
Check out rotten.com and see for yourself
Do you like spaghetti o's?
____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I
don't
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think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for
is
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the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/5/2004 at 01:08 PM |
I've never had spaghetti o's... I didn't get much (expensive) cheap food
when I was young... But I do like noodles and tomato sauce, so I probably
like it. No meat, though.
Is it okay for a journalist to report on something s/he participates in? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Zero
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posted on 20/5/2004 at 05:42 PM |
as long as they are unbiased.....in other words they gotta tell the good
and bad stuff.
have you been naughty and why do you think so???
(yeah that was kinda dirty. i need a shower a COLD one) ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
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speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country |
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