MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/5/2004 at 11:00 AM |
In your rectum. The world's largest dildo.
Why'd you put it there?
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/5/2004 at 11:43 AM |
more to the point how did you forget?
I was bored, he was available. nuff said.
What is the worst thing about the last week of school?
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Zero
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posted on 11/5/2004 at 11:56 AM |
(callei: the reason i forgot is because i've had bigger....ok so really i
haven't but i thought that would be funny)
The fact that it seems to last far too long....and everyone around you is
crying about the fact that they don't want to leave highschool and all
their freinds..
Is it just me or am i getting picked on an awfully lot here??
(not that i'm complaining...if ya can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh
at?) ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
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callei
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posted on 11/5/2004 at 12:45 PM |
you are getting hell, but then you are setting yourself up for it too.
Why does Zero court this sort of attention here?
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/5/2004 at 01:23 PM |
As you said, he just keeps setting himself up for it. When people set
themselves up, and you have a site of witty people, hell will fall upon
them.
Why can't I catch a break so I can look at porn or toys without having
family over my shoulder?
____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
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Zero
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posted on 11/5/2004 at 05:38 PM |
well, that's cause porn is a really good thing....and like other good
things it must be hard to get...otherwise what kinda fun would there be in
it....if there was no fear in getting caught.
what kind place is this? (i'll do better next time)
(i set myself up on purpouse of course...and Have i really been getting
hell, cause if so hell is pretty cool?) ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/5/2004 at 07:38 PM |
this is my playground...
why is it that no one has any respect for a truck.... 13000 pounds deserves
a wide berth.
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angel_of_death
Member Posts: 119 Registered: 4/4/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/5/2004 at 06:04 AM |
because its a truck, a big hunk of metal, usually with an ugly man driving
it, who looks dow ur top form his little cab.
what is the square root of 45643.3655632345? ____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try to
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Zero
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posted on 12/5/2004 at 06:55 AM |
keep in mind that i'm rounding the number...but something like 213.6430798
did you know, there's a button on the calculator that will do the work for
you? ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/5/2004 at 08:14 AM |
Numbers are IDOLTRY! Kneel before my tentacles, human!
Why aren't yoo kneeling? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/5/2004 at 08:32 AM |
I don't have any knees. They were bitten off by mutant tree voles. So I
can't kneel.
You're the person in the chicken suit, aren't you?
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/5/2004 at 10:43 AM |
I'm not the chicken.
Why do people who know nothing of the anatomy of the human body think they
can write pornography? ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I
don't
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think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/5/2004 at 11:01 AM |
Because I have a penis on my forehead.
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Zero
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posted on 12/5/2004 at 11:04 AM |
not really, btw i think they have the kama sutra and the g-spot in Cliffs'
notes...
how does a giant squid type? ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/5/2004 at 09:53 PM |
Very well, thank yoo.
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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/5/2004 at 01:55 AM |
With his nose.
What kind of slippers am I wearing? ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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angel_of_death
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posted on 13/5/2004 at 02:15 AM |
fluffy ones? death to fluffy slippers.
why did the chicken cross the road? ____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try
to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to
kill
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ravinsaend
Occasional Poster Posts: 33 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/5/2004 at 07:05 AM |
because I was chasing it with a sword.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/5/2004 at 09:22 AM |
You were trying to convert it to your religion, and the chicken didn't want
your god being shoved down its craw.
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/5/2004 at 10:15 AM |
of course....chickens believe that their hell is ruled by colonel
sanders....although some are athiest and do not beleive in KFC...
what does a giant squid need with a computer?
(i'm sorry but i've been wanting to ask that question here) ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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